I am sick and fucking tired of clipping my nails

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and
getting haircuts
taking showers
taking shits
urinating

(Oddly, I really enjoy brushing my teeth.)

explaining things to people
loud noise

― w oman, Friday, 31 March 2006 17:18 (twenty years ago)

stay off the subway please!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 31 March 2006 17:21 (twenty years ago)

I did not say I was planning to stop doing any of these things. I'm just sick of doing this shit.

― w oman, Friday, 31 March 2006 17:24 (twenty years ago)

carry on, then.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 31 March 2006 17:34 (twenty years ago)

I am sick and fucking tired of cupping your balls.

― elmo, holy helper (allocryptic), Friday, 31 March 2006 17:38 (twenty years ago)

not a happy cupper, you. a shame.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 31 March 2006 17:41 (twenty years ago)

i hate doing all that stuff too. i like taking shits usually. one of the few times during the day where you can just relax. or at least you better relax!

― ryan (ryan), Friday, 31 March 2006 17:53 (twenty years ago)

http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/4049/parodius4sq.png

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 31 March 2006 18:14 (twenty years ago)

"Enthusiasm" first appeared in English in 1603 with the meaning “possession by a god.” The source of the word is the Greek enthousiasmos, which ultimately comes from the adjective entheos, “having the god within,” formed from en, “in, within,” and theos, “god.” Over time the meaning of enthusiasm became extended to “rapturous inspiration like that caused by a god” to “an overly confident or delusory belief that one is inspired by God,” to “ill-regulated religious fervor, religious extremism,” and eventually to the familiar sense “craze, excitement, strong liking for something.” Now one can have an enthusiasm for almost anything, from water skiing to fast food, without religion entering into it at all

(The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)

― nicky lo-fi (nicky lo-fi), Friday, 31 March 2006 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Urinating on a full bladder though is such bliss that it is a bit like being possessed by a god.

― ratty, Friday, 31 March 2006 20:35 (twenty years ago)

Naglfar - nahgel-fahr
"The biggest of all ships and the one that will ferry the enemies of the Aesir, including the sons of Muspel, to battle from the east during Ragnarok. It is said to be made from the fingernails of the dead..."

― andy --, Friday, 31 March 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

Better to clip your nails, then let your thumbnail grow a bit too long, and when picking up the kids' slide in the garden, bend it back and cause it to split a 1/3 inc longways, about 1/8 inch down the pink bit.

Ow.

Catch it/bend it whenever you go to pick something up after it. Or snag it on your trousers. It's the pain that keeps on giving...

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 24 April 2006 12:53 (twenty years ago)

going for poos became a much better (or even better perhaps, since it's always been fun) experience since i bought a laptop

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 24 April 2006 12:55 (twenty years ago)

So OTM. Likewise with gameboys.

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Monday, 24 April 2006 12:58 (twenty years ago)

omg yes! when you can play tetris and imagine that those blocks are funny shaped poo dropping into the toilet

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 24 April 2006 13:00 (twenty years ago)

i think poos are ultimately much more enjoyable with moist wipes afterwards

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 24 April 2006 13:24 (twenty years ago)

i snagged and ripped my longish finger nail on the way to work this morning, its so fucking sore. i wished i'd clipped them last night when i had the chance.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 24 April 2006 13:42 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

HI DERE!

― The Amazing Randy, Monday, 7 April 2008 08:25 (eighteen years ago)

triumphant!

― Jarlrmai, Monday, 7 April 2008 09:15 (eighteen years ago)

wait till you have to clip your kids' nails.

― stevienixed, Monday, 7 April 2008 09:44 (eighteen years ago)

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