ILX thread to be adapted for a movie!!

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April fool!

― ratty, Friday, 31 March 2006 21:16 (twenty years ago)

FUCK YOU I WAS HOPING FOR THE ANAL SEX COUCH SAGA.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:25 (twenty years ago)

;-)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:27 (twenty years ago)

couch!!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:28 (twenty years ago)

poutine, eh?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:29 (twenty years ago)

I was hoping that it would be about the Mastermind box people

― The Equator Lounge (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 1 April 2006 00:20 (twenty years ago)

I was hoping it was going to be a bunch of people calling each other racist

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 1 April 2006 00:21 (twenty years ago)

No, that's performance art.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 1 April 2006 00:27 (twenty years ago)

I was sure this thread was going to be about Matos's dumb ex-stepfather's stories being turned into a screenplay. But alas, it's April 1 somewhere in the world.

― See Me, Repeat Me (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 1 April 2006 01:49 (twenty years ago)

Now that's a great idea, who would play him though?

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Saturday, 1 April 2006 01:55 (twenty years ago)

(Correction: That'd be "Matos's dumb ex-stepfather stories". I put in one too many "'s" there.)

Anyway, when I read those stories I always imagined Chris as being a lot like David Spade in Joe Dirt, or maybe Adam Sandler in The Waterboy. So how's about we investigate the rosters of (obv male) ex-SNL members from the mid '90s and see which one fits best? Young Matos could be played by an unknown. But who to play Mama Matos....

― See Me, Repeat Me (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 1 April 2006 02:17 (twenty years ago)

I'd like a combo of gear's couch, the guy on the roof looking like he was going to jump, and that one where someone nicked the guy's car alarm that wouldn't stop going off. It could star Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller and Pauly Shore as the car alarm.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 1 April 2006 07:10 (twenty years ago)

Working title: "The Roommate, the White Couch, and the Rest You Don't Want to Know."

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 1 April 2006 15:18 (twenty years ago)

Final title: "Trucker Hat, Trucker Hat"

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 3 April 2006 07:00 (twenty years ago)

Me vs Gurls: FITE, starring Tom Cruise and Sir Ian McKellen

― nabiscothingy, Monday, 3 April 2006 12:28 (twenty years ago)

And Ike Turner

― nabiscothingy, Monday, 3 April 2006 12:28 (twenty years ago)

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