this is the thread where we FEED THE TROLL!

Shut up!

Are you serving curried goat again? It is my favorite!

Grasping for straws on your own thread is pretty pathetic...

(in b4 deletion)

MAYNARD G. KREBS IS A RENAISSANCE MAN!

Other than that, the only whingt worth discussing is the power of Korean pussy. With Korean pussy in the house, there really is no use even thinking about getgting pussy whipped by foul caucasian bullshit.

FIGHT THE POWER

Other than that, the only thing worth discussing is the power of Korean pussy. With Korean pussy in the house, there really is no use even thinking about getgting pussy whipped by foul caucasian bullshit.

FIGHT THE POWER

The literature "Sahih Al-Bukhari" comes in nine volumes and contains thousands of Hadiths describing Mohammed's life. It talks about "Aisha" the girl in Volumes 5 and 7. Since taking a child bride was so unusual, it seems Mohammed claimed Allah had spoken to him in order to overcome the strong protests of the child's father. Thus, the marriage ceremony occurred when the girl was 6 and finalized through intercourse when she was nine.

Source Document:

"...[T]he Prophet (Muhammed) said to her (Aisha), 'You have been shown to me twice in my dream. I saw you pictured on a piece of silk and someone said (to me). 'This is your wife.' When I uncovered the picture, I saw that it was yours. I said, 'If this is from Allah, it will be done.'" (Hadith, Sahih Bukhari 5:58:235)

"[T]he Prophet (Muhammed) married her (Aisha) when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e., till his death)." (Hadith, Sahih Bukhari 7:62:64)

Almost ate some this week!

To hopefully clear the litter about me being a troll:

A troll is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.
-It has never been my intent to provoke any emotional response other than entertainment. I have occasionally gone off-topic when posting about myself or what I think is entertaining. Now that I know the full definition of trolling I will try my best to not go off-topic or post any amount of messages more than necessary.

My brain tends to go off-topic and I tend to only think about what is entertaining. I generally decline making comments that are both controversial and entertaining since my whole "trolling" purpose is only entertainment. I have cut back on controversial humor. My general humor preference is situational humor. This humor lends itself to controversy so If I do make situational jokes I try to keep the controversy to a light level where people shouldn't be inflamed. But believe me, I am not trying to upset people. Clowns try to create humor and I guess I might fall into the case of "I don't like him just because he is a clown". You know, whatever. You have the right to not like my humor. But you shouldn't call a clown a troll just because you don't like his joke, right? Especially when he only likes to wade in light controversy at most (sometimes there has to be a little bit of controversy in situational humor... and if you see me throwing a pie in my own face it's because I know that throwing it at other people could piss them off).

In some cases where people are posting about situations they have been in I try to contribute by posting my life situations. My life situations and honesty can be controversial. But those posts are not "trolling" posts. If I provoked an emotional response in those posts then I'm sorry but my life and opinions shouldn't be inflammatory to a point where I shouldn't post relevant opinions anymore. If you don't like my honesty or opinions, that's fine, but be careful calling someone a troll for having radical opinions.

I am outraged about this ^^^ post. Thoroughly, utterly and completely ticked off. Spitting mad. Fuming. So wroth am I that I choke and turn crimson. Suggest bandaid.

ARGHAGRGH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH

lorax's meta-meta-trolling = beautiful stuff

i thought we already had a pitchfork thread for this

I've been thinking about creating a thread of fellow ILXOR words and phrases that are either way over my head or I have to search the internet for a definition

Don't respond to him! This man has admitted to a shameful, ugly waste of perfectly good pie.

you know it's just whipcream right?
the pie is a lie

Any man who would call a not-pie a pie is a liar and a cheat and probably tickles his granny's nose with a feather when she is sleeping. iow, not honorable.

i am enjoying lorax and kshighway's impassioned cries for understanding

kshighway is newb, where's that post?

What is to be prioritised when one feeds a troll? Nutritional balance? Or do you just want to feed them with sticky toffee until they practically choke?

trolls eat red herring iirc.

is there a thread on ilx for when you want to post some negative bs about something but you don't care enough that you feel the need to fuck up the subject's actual thread, like a proxy-troll thread?

Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here ?