A Three armed Baby, you guys.

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http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/05/31/third.arm.ap/index.html

There's also a video!

― Dan (Is This Twee?) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Tasty!

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:47 (twenty years ago)

Isn't that a Neutral Milk Hotel song?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

A boy was born Tuesday with an abnormally well-formed king of carrot flowers.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:59 (twenty years ago)

THE MUTANT REVOLUTION BEGINS.

― nickalicious is ready for you, Magneto! (nickalicious), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)

we discussed this at work. it was decided the biggest benefit to having three arms would be the ability to drive and masturbate at the same time.

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Unless two of those arms don't work, like this baby, in which case you couldn't drive at all and you would be stuck at home or on the bus masturbating with your one working hand.

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:28 (twenty years ago)

i drive with one hand all the time

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Good point.

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

wow! a video even - it's way less unsettling than i thought it would be! i hope they let him keep both and somehow physio makes all three arms work! hm. maybe.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

OMG but if you had THREE hands you could REALLY masturbate!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:32 (twenty years ago)

One to apply lube, one to jerk, one to scroll/turn the page?

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:38 (twenty years ago)

I hesitate to ask what people would have suggested if he had four arms.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:39 (twenty years ago)

one to self-fist, Ned

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

Four arms - best small forward ever.

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:42 (twenty years ago)

Thanks for the warning. Fore warned is four armed.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:46 (twenty years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5050876.stm

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 10:19 (twenty years ago)

Ski Boxing

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 13:33 (twenty years ago)

Gah, I hate that they did that! Let him grow up and see if he wants it off then!

Maybe two not-so-great left arms would have turned out to be as good as one regular one. Maybe he would've been able to do something nobody else could! But now, blah, plain standard-issue vanilla baby.

― L@yn@ @. (L@yn@ @.), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 17:52 (twenty years ago)

Like do a handbrake turn whole changing gear.

― S- (sgh), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 01:49 (twenty years ago)

I masturbated while driving on the New Jersey Turnpike once. I was listening to Mahler. It was a very strange experience.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 01:56 (twenty years ago)

Let him grow up and see if he wants it off then!

at least until he gets his learner's permit!

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 04:20 (twenty years ago)

masturbate/drive/flip bird

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 15:17 (twenty years ago)

we discussed this at work. it was decided the biggest benefit to having three arms would be the ability to drive and masturbate at the same time.

Do I work with you? This is exactly where the conversation we had at work went!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Chili's Baby Back Arms

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, 8 June 2006 02:40 (twenty years ago)

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