S/D: bicyclists who impatiently wave you around them on narrow winding country roads

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I'M the one who's going to smash into the truck that's coming around the corner if I pass you now. I'M the one that has to choose when to pass, not YOU. I have a better view of the road ahead, and I actually KNOW the road. I'm fine back here biding my time. No need to get your day-glo spandex panties all in a knot.

It's always lean middle-aged guys who do this. They've got all the right gear, but they fail to grasp certain realities.

Whenever they do that, it makes me REALLY take my time.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

I hate them. And I'm prepared to hold forth about this for hours, even if nobody shares the sentiment. If you lived here, you'd hate them, too.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 20 July 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

I still hate them.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 20 July 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

Them and their fucking designer water-bottles.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 20 July 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

they put the ew in sinew

tremendoid (tremendoid), Thursday, 20 July 2006 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

People in cars suck.

i'll mitya halfway (mitya), Thursday, 20 July 2006 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

poor beth parker doesn't have a bicycle?

jealous of dudes riding pleasantly on narrow winding country roads.

nein Socken (nein Socken), Thursday, 20 July 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

It seems that all the 50+ guys have beards.

jim wentworth (wench), Thursday, 20 July 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

Beth, you realize that as the car driver, you are really intimidating being right behind the bicyclist? Because who knows when you will decide to pass.

As a pedestrian and bicyclist, I often get somewhat annoyed at drivers who will, say, pause a long time to let me cross an intersection when it would have been much faster for both of us if they had just gone when they were supposed to. I don't mean busy intersections where if a car won't stop I'll never cross; I mean residential intersections, where if the car just acted like cars normally do it would be across the intersection and gone before I even made it to the intersection.

I appreciate that you are happy to slow down or wait for the bicyclist, but it would make everyone's life easier if you were to make yourself no longer a threat to the bicyclist by just passing already.

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 20 July 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

As a bicyclist and a driver (I try to avoid pedestrianism), you all are cunts who don't know what you're doing. Get the fuck off my roads.

S- (sgh), Thursday, 20 July 2006 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

destroy drivers who don't understand they can pass you (on city street) and either trail you forever or yell at you to RIDE ON THE SIDEWALK

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 20 July 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

destroy drivers who don't understand they can pass you (on city street) and either trail you forever or yell at you to RIDE ON THE SIDEWALK

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 20 July 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

"bicycle rider, just see what you've done..."

Rev. PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie 2), Thursday, 20 July 2006 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

hey spandex-clad bicycle riders, get the fuck out my way, unlike you I seem to have a job!

milo z (mlp), Thursday, 20 July 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

hey hobos quit riding in boxcars!

Rev. PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie 2), Thursday, 20 July 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

I lose sympathy for cyclists every damn time I see one sail through the red light at an intersection, hang onto the back of a moving truck or tram going up a hill, or not stop behind the tram when it stops to pick people up (thus almost or actually hitting the pedestrians trying to board the tram - and then having the nerve to yell at them for being in the way wtf). Bikers: if you want to be given respect on the road like cars, then fucking well obey the road rules the same way. Dont run red lights. Give way to other vehicles and peds where appropriate. Dont suddenly duck out from between parked cars at night when you have no lights or reflectors on and be suprised when a car that didnt see you almost hits you. GAAHRR.

(PS I do not drive)

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 20 July 2006 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

And in a similar vein: here in Melbourne some of our major roads have these weird bike lanes over on the left, but they're run up the road between the lefthand lane, and the parked cars. How does this make ANY whit of sense? You ride there between moving and parked vehicles, and at any moment someone could open a car door and send you flying, and you're screwed anyway because if you swerve to miss an open door or a car pulling out, you're likely to be hit by the moving traffic. It is insane, and I dont know why anyone rides a bike on the roads that have this. Is this a peculiar and stupid Melbourne thing or do other cities do it?

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 20 July 2006 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

what about tricyclists?

Rev. PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie 2), Thursday, 20 July 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

you have just described all bike lanes, everywhere in the world.

also: why can't i hold onto trucks and trams? it's fun, and gets me to work/school faster!

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 20 July 2006 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

ok i agree with trayce about cyclists generally being retards (even though i follow most of the laws, i think), but i guess the problem is that so few people know what the laws even are (that goes for cyclists and drivers). people get so confused at bicyclists sharing the road with them and everything gets dangerous so cyclists do what they think is safe (usually they are wrong, like people who want to ride on the sidewalk, people who cross the street before turning left so they have to ride on the wrong side for a minute, etc.) so drivers lose expectations of what cyclists are supposed to be doing and it's a big fucking free-for-all. i wish getting a license involved learning that bicycles are cars too in addition to parallel parking and how to use stop signs.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 20 July 2006 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

It would be great if cities could/would build more dedicated cycling lanes. Canberra has them all over the place. They're off the road, and just for bikes.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 20 July 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

and also i agree that painting some lines on the road and labeling it "bike lane" doesn't really make it any safer

xpost, but those are always bumpy and slow!

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 20 July 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, totally! plus, biking in traffic = FUNCITY

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 20 July 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

Thats just the thing though! Well here anwyay, the bike lane on the main 3-lane each way road I go home on is in need of repair and is bumpy and covered in manholes and shit the bikies need to swerve around which is dangerous. The bike lanes I remember in Canberra were all new, smoothly paved, 2-way lanes of lovely winding tarmac that wended you thru lovely parks and by lakes into the city.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 20 July 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

But thats more a "Melbourne is old and falling to bits" problem I guess heh.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 20 July 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

People around here are openly hostile to bike-riders taking up valuable road space, it's great.

If you're biking to work, ok, you get a break even though it's a pain in everyone else's ass. If you're just taking a joyride or working off ass-fat, I hope a thousand pigeons crap on you.

milo z (mlp), Thursday, 20 July 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

I HATE THOSE LADIES ON THEIR GIRL BIKES WITH THEIR BIG HELMETS WORKING OFF ASS-FAT ON THE SIDEWALK!!!!!!!!11111 ARGH!

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 20 July 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna hit your car with my bike lock, milo.

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 20 July 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

i love joyrides

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 20 July 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

the only cyclists who really annoy me when i'm driving are the ones who suddenly wobble just before i pass them, i.e. 93% of them.

estela (estela), Thursday, 20 July 2006 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

Destroy people who walk their dogs on dedicated bike paths then write into the local rag that "bicycle punks tried to run over my dog at 100 kilometers an hour on lovely local walking path".

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 20 July 2006 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

the bikers who come zooming through redlights into busy crosswalks and act like they have right of way need to fucking die

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 20 July 2006 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

In Portland, the bike lanes are generally treated as you'd want bike lanes to be treated. Apparently they just converted a main street near my parents' house in Queens from two lanes each way to one lane with bike lane (and parking?) -- and apparently the locals don't quite understand the concept of a bike lane yet, and won't stay the fuck out of it.

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 20 July 2006 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

Destroy people on shared-use paths who stroll along looking up, down, left, right, anywhere but at right in front of them, and then get all surprised when suddenly BAM there's a bike right in front of them. I know steam gives way to sail 'n' all but hey maybe if you just LOOKED WHERE YOU WERE WALKING it would be easier for us all.

ledge (ledge), Thursday, 20 July 2006 07:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bikeforest.com/nature_it_will_grow_back.jpg

In my books any person who chooses to ride a car even if she has a more sustainable alternative is more selfish than any biker, period.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 20 July 2006 07:53 (nineteen years ago)

As a pedestrian and bicyclist, I often get somewhat annoyed at drivers who will, say, pause a long time to let me cross an intersection when it would have been much faster for both of us if they had just gone when they were supposed to. I don't mean busy intersections where if a car won't stop I'll never cross; I mean residential intersections, where if the car just acted like cars normally do it would be across the intersection and gone before I even made it to the intersection.

OTMFM

wogan lenin (dog latin), Thursday, 20 July 2006 10:36 (nineteen years ago)

In my books any person who chooses to ride a car even if she has a more sustainable alternative is more selfish than any biker, period.

GO TO HELL, HIPPIE

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 20 July 2006 10:48 (nineteen years ago)

when i lived in a city the only people who bugged me were people who didn't stop at crosswalks for people. bikes and cars. and LOTS of people don't stop at crosswalks for people. i used to yell at them. i also used to irrationally hate people on bikes who would yell "EXCUSE ME" behind me on the sidewalk. i don't know why this bugged me so much. i think it was that "get out of my way you lowly WALKING person" vibe i got from bikers. and they would always YELL. like i couldn't fucking hear them two feet behind me.

now, living somewhere where i drive for the first time in a million years, i just hate everyone. i've never seen so many bad drivers in my life. i don't know if it is just crazy island where Beth and I live, but I have NEVER EVER EVER seen so many people drive on the wrong side of the road. it's nuts. people drifting over the line left and right. there is nothing scarier than driving behind someone who keeps drifting over onto the other side of the road. maybe its the narrow roads here. maybe people are used to virtually no traffic in the winter and they get lazy? maybe everyone is drunk? this is my best guess.

as far as people waving you around them, this happens to me with mopeds all the time and i always wonder what they are thinking when they do this on a corner! when i can't actually see what is coming in the other direction. why would they want me to pass them when i can't see the truck coming that will kill us all?

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 20 July 2006 11:14 (nineteen years ago)

With all the wannabe Lance Armstrong, spandex ad-stained body suit wearing hordes of cyclists lining the backroads near my home for the past year plus at all hours I can’t believe I didn’t get around to starting this thread first.

Physical fitness is right-on, but come the FUCK ON, get one biking trail instead of putting everyone on the road in mortal danger when there’s so many blind curves and so much traffic

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 20 July 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

This may be tempting fate in the most horrible way, but now I've been cycling through central London in rush hour for a few weeks, I seem to have developed a level of comfort. I can largely see what's going on, I can predict who's going to do what. The biggest pain are people who open car doors without looking, and people who turn without indicating. Oh, and women in SUVs as they drive too slowly and never seem to know what they're going to do next.

Earwig oh! (Mark C), Thursday, 20 July 2006 12:00 (nineteen years ago)

Cycling through London in rush hour totally rules. As long as you can get to the front of all the cars when the lights are red, then when they go green you can power away faster than the cars, and you're in control. I always get more scared in the suburban side streets than on the main roads, you get the feeling someone might just shoot through a crossroads without looking, just as you're heading through on the other road.

ledge (ledge), Thursday, 20 July 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

Beth, try to think of it as the cyclist saying, "Pass me whenever, I know you're there and I won't accidentally swerve out in front of you" with maybe just a side order of "get on with it, already." I usually motion to drivers to pass me when I feel like they're purposefully holding back, maybe they think the road is too narrow or that I don't hear them back there or whatev.

Because, yeah, a car hovering behind you is a bit like the fabled sword of that guy, you know, the one who was eating dinner?

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 20 July 2006 12:13 (nineteen years ago)

Melbourne is old and falling to bits

"we have buildings that are OVER. ONE. HUNDRED. YEARS. OLD!"

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 20 July 2006 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

Homer Simpson had a sword?

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 July 2006 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

I've been hit by a car while bicycling 4 times. These were the circumstances for each one:

1. driver pulling out of gas station parking lot, looked right but not left, hit me head on (somehow neither I nor my bike were hurt, I yelled at the dude who said "I'm sorry" in a way that made me think he might have been mentally handicapped, at which point I wondered how he got a drivers' license)

2. and 3. drivers midway through attempting to pass realized they needed to turn right, directly in front of me (one time I was thrown over the back of their car, the next time I somehow managed to come to a complete stop AND yell "motherfucker!" AND kick their car)

4. A car came flying (like, tires skidding, 35 mph) around a semi-blind corner, bumped my handlebars, I hit the curb and was flipped over said handlebars, slid along concrete, somehow still made it to class, bleeding profusely...my professor called me a "trooper".

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 July 2006 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway, drivers, and bicyclists, just don't be douchebags. Awareness and caution.

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 July 2006 12:28 (nineteen years ago)

What sort of madman cycles on the road anyway. HAVE YOU NOT SEEN HOW PEOPLE DRIVE?!

Trayce OTM about cyclists running red lights. THEY ARE THERE FOR A REASON. If one tries it these days, I tend to try and look them in the eye and let them know they're evil/utterly stupid.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 20 July 2006 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

Ultimate pet peeve: cyclists with headphones esp those on super silent road bikes passing you an inch to your left without shouting on the williamsburg bridge

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 20 July 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

haha, I used to always sing along with what I was listening to, partly as a "hey there drivers, I'm here, I'm riding a bike, get used to it!" alert to motorists & pedestrians alike, but mostly because I am an annoying turd.

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 July 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

Man, now that I think about it, I was a weirdo cyclist. Rather than riding around low-hanging tree branches, I would ride through it and bite leaves off. I'm so glad I'm not 19 anymore.

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 July 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

it's a little different for pedestrians because - unless they're phenomenally stupid - they're not usually trying to cross the road against the lights at junctions.

This is totally...besides being certifiably insane, have you never been to any major North Eastern city??? I've heard that people don't jaywalk in California but I find that a bit hard to believe. PEOPLE CROSS ALL THE TIME, EVERYWHERE. Pedestrians in NYC, in fact, appear as a body to believe they own THE WORLD.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

Oh. I meant that statement is insane, not that you yourself are, grim.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

think they're more vampires than zombies

RJG (RJG), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

also, I cross the road whenever I can

if I want to, that is

RJG (RJG), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

I even refrain from using proper xings and wait for a gap in the traffic, so as not to cause cars to increase carbon emissions by slowing down and accelerating again... how's that for insane.

ledge (ledge), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

I'm mental, me.

ledge (ledge), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

I do the same thing!

RJG (RJG), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, don't worry I do that too. (x-post!)

NickB (NickB), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

another crappy thing about pedestrians getting hit by bikes is that there's no bike-rider insurance program, so if either of you are badly hurt, esp so that you can't work, you are up suck creek w/o a paddle.

I'm not 100% sure, but I believe that (at least, in most US states), homeowners & renters' insurance policies have a personal liability coverage built in that actually DOES cover things like this.

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

The amount of nonsympathy for cyclists on this thread kind of amazes me.

Yes everyone should obey laws of traffic, even when it's inconvenient! Cyclists don't run through red lights! Drivers stay out of bikelanes and signal for fuck's sake.

But the laws of physics always makes me lean towards cyclists in any argument. A simple GIS for ghost bike... I mean seiously.

I've been hit by careless drivers repeatedly, while observing traffic laws to totally insane degrees. (I got run over once at a crosswalk where I hopped off my bike and walked it across the intersection WTF?) I've only hit a pedestrian once, when they decided to jaywalk directly into my bike lane.

Cyclists are not inherently assholes. They tend to get a little amped up when they are chased by the grim reaper EVERYDAY on their daily commute. FACT. Adrenaline will do that. And if there's a questionable incident, a cyclist can't really speed away with their anger.

That cyclist that's impatiently waving you through has no idea if you are a semi-sane driver or just like the asshole from five minutes ago going 55mph that clipped his handlebar. Sorry to inconvenience you. It's a life or death situation, really. The fact that you would slow down out of spite from feeling slighted by this gesture and risk others on the road... This is totally insane and DANGEROUS. It's not a funny thing to do.

Songbirds of Darker Florida (cprek), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

Note: I instantly regret getting involved in this wreck of a thread.

Songbirds of Darker Florida (cprek), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

But yeah, anyone who posts on this thread with "I was irritated by [insert ped, cyclist, horse], so I [drove erratically in some fashion] to show them my distaste lol loses any kind of argument by default in this thread.

Songbirds of Darker Florida (cprek), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

Haha. TOOOO LATE. (XP)

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

I know... ;_;

Songbirds of Darker Florida (cprek), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

cprek otm

this thread is beginning to remind me of that Are People Who Obey the Rules Suckers thread. that is, brits in being suckers shocker :D

gbx (skowly), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

The amount of nonsympathy for cyclists on this thread kind of amazes me.

not me. i've just come in from my third near-miss of the day involving a kamikaze cyclist, this one speeding the wrong way down the middle of fifth avenue.

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

I'm trying to figure out the topology of where grimly lives that makes that idea -- that there are no interesections where you can be confident that no one is going to zoom by in the next 20 seconds -- reasonable.

Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Can someone explain why driving slowly behind a bicycle is INHERENTLY dangerous?

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, does doing that cause the cyclist to spontaneously combust or something?

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

Because if they fall or skid out for ANY reason, you'll probably run right over them? Unless you're keeping a pretty big distance, which maybe you are.

I give motorcycles a huge lead in highway driving for this same reason; it just seems like a good thing to do.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Hitting a cyclist with a car is inherently dangerous for the cyclist because when they hit the ground, they also have the added danger of being run over. Just driving behind the cyclist..? INO either.

DAVE's secret to fortu-Oh look! Shiny! (dave225.3), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

We wouldn't even be having this discussion if science had perfected the hoverboard technology Back To The Future II promised us.

WHERE ARE OUR HOVERBAORDS?

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

I'm trying to figure out the topology of where grimly lives that makes that idea -- that there are no interesections where you can be confident that no one is going to zoom by in the next 20 seconds -- reasonable.

Do you cyclists also think cars should be able to run red lights if their driver finds themself at such an intersection? I sort of agree with grimly in that the only way to be totally safe is to follow the lights (though I think he's overstating the need for it somewhat), but, yeah, there are plenty places where you can know that there are no vehicles in any direction and you want to go but you're bound into being stationary until the lights change because them's the rules. I still don't see why cyclists get out of this.

(OK, when I was a cyclist, I used to get off my bike and push it across the pedestrian crossing then get back on and pedal off again, mostly because it was quicker without breaking the law)

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

fuck hoverboards; i want a futuristic hover-style JETPACK.

The amount of nonsympathy for cyclists on this thread kind of amazes me.

i have tremendous sympathy for law-abiding cyclists, as i said above. it's when they start risking life and limb (and not just their own) that i start to lose it.

laurel: i'm not saying pedestrians don't zoom across the road like knobs. but they rarely do it at major junctions. i mean, i don't often see people trying to walk across a bloody great crossroads against the lights, whereas a frightening number of cyclists seem to.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

there are plenty places where you can know that there are no vehicles in any direction and you want to go but you're bound into being stationary until the lights change because them's the rules. I still don't see why cyclists get out of this.

SUCKER.

Just so you know, cyclists DON'T get out of this. As I said before, I've been pulled over for running red lights, as have other ILXors. You are totally free to run a red light in your car in the middle of the night, when no one's around -- just be prepared for the consequences if/when you get caught. If a cop pulls me over on my bike for breaking the law, I know I don't have a leg to stand on. It's just that cops are too busy with REAL CRIMES to chastise cyclists for crossing intersections against the signals (except in NYC and Bozeman, MT). OH WELL.

Honestly, most of the moaning about cyclists safely denting the law just sounds like sour grapes. Yeah, so we don't get busted like you drivers. Fucking deal with it.

gbx (skowly), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

You are totally free to run a red light in your car in the middle of the night

yes, but doing so would make me a dick because if i hit something - a cyclist, for instance - it would fucking hurt.

okay, a bike isn't likely to kill a pedestrian. but, as ally has pointed out, being hit by them is a fucking pain in the ass.

dude, it's not sour grapes! it's just ... i dunno. i don't see why we can't all live together in peace and harmony, just ALL STOPPING AT THE FUCKING RED LIGHTS TOO, OKAY?

:)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

unfortunate, that you would say brits are suckers

RJG (RJG), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Clearly Brits are gobstoppers.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

yanks are twits

RJG (RJG), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

I mean twix

RJG (RJG), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bewarethecheese.com/ca%20snickers%20kudos.jpg

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 July 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

i went for this long bike ride today, partly along a bike path in a quiet part of the city, along a river, and every time i did a postman stop at a red light or stop sign where there were NO CARS ANYWHERE THAT I COULD SEE, HEAR OR SMELL, i thought of this thread and my brain went hahaha. it was a really good ride too.

rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Friday, 28 July 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

i like this thread. it's under-rated.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 28 July 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

i only just read all this thread now. it is excellent.

for the record i don't think i've ever waved a car past me. i've often gestured a hovering pedestrian across a zebra crossing. they always look a bit bewildered and distrustful like "why are you stopping for me? is it a trick?". if it's the middle of the night and there's no one around - no pedestrians, no cars, nothing - sure i'll go through a red light. i use the same routes a lot so i know the traffic patterns the lights etc send everyone in. i hate those 4-way intersections where *everything else* stops when it's the pedestrians' turn to cross. wtf, open 2 corners at a time for each group. that one just south of soutwark bridge is a mess. i have had 3 vehicles try to squish me into the pavement this week argh.

emsk ( emsk), Friday, 28 July 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

Haha Robyn :)

I might take my camera out on my next cycle and take photos of the road ahead of what I consider to be acceptable red lights to go through. Or, better, videos so you'll be able to hear the situation too.

Earwig oh! (Mark C), Friday, 28 July 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

that is an idea of some genius ;)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 28 July 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

i stopped at almost every red light in downtown bozeman today -- good for trackstanding.

i blithely ran through every single stop sign because, dudes, they're all in quiet residential neighborhoods, ffs.

gbx (skowly), Friday, 28 July 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)


I stopped my car without pulling over to the side, about 100 feet before a stop sign, because I wanted to take some ibuprofen. I had to count out the pills and grope around on the floor for a water bottle. The driver behind me honked. I took my time, then slowly proceeded through the intersection, flipping them the bird. Fuck them. I had a HEADACHE.

I'm scared of this thread so I don't want to join it properly -- I've never been pissed off by a cyclist (while driving) and I don't think I've ever pissed one off -- but that quote needs a double WTF. "I was hungry, so I stopped in the middle of the road and fucked around opening my sandwiches. Fuck you, I was HUNGRY". Jesus!

stet (stet), Friday, 28 July 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

I have done that, too. I must say, since this thread's been going I find myself driving more carefully. Other than stopping in the middle of the road for various purposes. But that's all for the greater good. Keeps other drivers on their toes.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

grimly, pedestrians will try to cross 7th Ave and 50th Street at rush hour, if they think it'll get them to the subway/grocery store/broadway fucking musical two minutes faster. I know, because I'm usually a ped! What's more, they hang out right on the edge of the driving lane (or IN it) while they wait, which is also understandable because if you walk at a normal (trans: not tourist-style) pace you don't want to be behind the crowd that accumulates at crossings. But the edge of the driving lane is exactly where bikes travel! There's really a ton of give-and-take needed to make all these inter-relationships work out, because laws don't describe how people actually behave. And cyclists, and to an even greater extent, pedestrians, have to bear the burden of finding work-arounds, due to the laws of physics.

I just read somewhere (where? OH HOW I WISH I COULD REMEMBER) that a recent study of jaywalking in NYC found that judicious use of illegal crossings actually facilitated an even rate of pedestrian traffic and kept crowds from building up. Which is also good for drivers because if you need to TURN at an intersection you don't want to spend the whole green light waiting for a huge glob of walkers to clear the street you're turning onto. So you see, if all works out! Also, and you may or may not like this part because I can see how it would be annoying, the study decided that jaywalking keeps DRIVERS on their toes because they can't blithely assume that there won't be anyone in the vicinity so they have to look more carefully. YMMV!

AHAHAH XP TO BETH.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

aye, MMMV because i keep having to swerve to avoid the imbecilic pedestrians crossing roads at rush hour REVERSE TO MAKE SURE I HIT THEM PROPERLY THE FIRST TIME.

oh, damn. time for driver retraining, i think.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Saturday, 29 July 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

Coincidentally, there was an item on Channel 4 News last night about a proposed scheme to make licence plates mandtory for cyclists in London to try and get them to behave more responsibly on the roads. I missed most of the discussion (is this Ken Livingstones idea?). It seems like a dumb idea on the grounds of sheer unworkability, but the cyclists that I heard interviewed were all like "oh, why should I stop at red lights then?". This all followed a piece on Floyd Landis. Jon Snows link was, somewhat inevitably: "From cyclists on dope, to dopes on cycles".

NickB (NickB), Saturday, 29 July 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

the was his conclusion then the next dude's link was something about cycles in the middle east and new deaths in lebanon well done

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 29 July 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

that was his conclusion

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 29 July 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

i like stopping at lights. it gives me a chance to rest. especially when going up hills which is pertinent in sheffield.

same with crossing roads. leaning against the traffic light pole and waiting for the light gives one a bit of time out to do precisely nothing.

y'all should slow down a little. whats the fucking hurry anyways?

ambrose (ambrose), Monday, 31 July 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

If I want to do "precisely nothing" I'll do it at home on my own terms, not on a street corner in Crown Heights. :)

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 31 July 2006 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

hmm i guess i am unable to do precisely nothing on my own terms because if i have a choice, i tend to fill the void with activity. only forcible inactivity is possible in my life it seems.

ambrose (ambrose), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

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Fetchboy (Felcher), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

The other day I stayed (at about 75 ft back) behind a cyclist going around a turn neither of us could see around and there was a big honking truck hauling a horse trailer behind it and when it got by and I passed him on the straightaway, he gave me a thumbs up and a smile. And I thought of this thread.

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

aw.
i love giving the thumbs up or the wave and smile to considerate car drivers (esp when they are few and far btwn.) i am glad to know that it is sometimes meaningful.

rrrobyn monsters with heat fever+stroke (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)


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