CRANEAGEDDON!!

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We have just killed over 30 daddy longlegs in our hall/bedroom. It's like a bleeding warzone in here.

― Porkpie (porkpie), Saturday, 16 September 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

and more keep appearing - we need backup here!!!!

― Porkpie (porkpie), Saturday, 16 September 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

From the webcam:

http://www.informationen-bilder.de/der-herr-der-ringe/frodo-spinne.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 September 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, I thought this was about Bob Crane coming back from the dead. Way to get my hopes up, ILx.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 16 September 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/83/244909885_a5561f65e8.jpg

and how many can you spot in our hallway here:

http://static.flickr.com/97/244910376_5e9e4db808.jpg

― Porkpie (porkpie), Saturday, 16 September 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

Oh the visions. (xpost)

Wait, you call those things 'daddy longlegs'? Over here they're spindly spiders.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 September 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

That looks more like a male mosquito than a spider. When did spiders start growing wings?

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 16 September 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

really they'r ecrane flies, but yeah, them's daddylonglegs. And they're driving me potty

― Porkpie (porkpie), Saturday, 16 September 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

Crane fly. Now I get it. (x-post)

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 16 September 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

Crane flies are absolutely harmless. You asshole.

― the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (donut), Saturday, 16 September 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

Chris posts for sympathy and gets confusion and mockery = ILx in a nutshell! (Wouldn't have it any other way.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 September 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

apart from when they're swarming in your fucking bedroom, assface. I'm tired enough without them keeping me awake.

obvious x-post

― Porkpie (porkpie), Saturday, 16 September 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

What sounds do crane flies make? They're silent!

― the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (donut), Saturday, 16 September 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

you kid, yes? the horrible vibrating wing sound and them battering against the blinds and the lampshade. plus them flying into yr face is not entirely pleasant.

― Porkpie (porkpie), Saturday, 16 September 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

crane flies just bang themselves on the top of screen doors and walls all day and night.

you must really suck if crane flies attack you.

― the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (donut), Saturday, 16 September 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pestcontrolcanada.com/Questions/crane%20fly.leatherjacket.jpg

AS SUPREME BEING, U NOW MUST PAY

― the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (donut), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

I sympathize with Porkpie in that it was junebugs that once tormented me like that when I was a teenager in Coronado. Gah.

Mind you, beware of crane fly revenge, as reading M. R. James' "The Residence at Whitminster" will tell you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

you dozy fuck, it's not like they attack. they just flop around all over the place.

― Porkpie (porkpie), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

GET ONE SCREEN DOORS YOU INGORANT SLUTT

― the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (donut), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

tell you what, send me your address and I'll mail you the bodies so you can weep over them, ok?

― Porkpie (porkpie), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

*dying*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://botany.cs.tamu.edu/FLORA/dcs420/mi15/mi15015.jpg

TELL YOU WHAT GET ONE VENUS FLYTRAP

― the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (donut), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

I saw that myself, couple of dozen now on order

― Porkpie (porkpie), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1042911437345_2003/01/22/frasier,0.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

SAME PAGE ACHIEVED

HARMONY BLISS AND A BAG OF PLURS

― the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (donut), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

I've got that lampshade!

― Bidfurd (Bidfurd), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

Is it covered with craneflys?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

I must share my vision with you all:

http://www.epicharmus.com/BobCrane.gif

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

*speechless*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

Finally!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

we've been waiting six years for ned to not have anything to say

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

:-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Workshop/Trencher2.jpg

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

END TIMES

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

Oh no, not again!

http://www.gravestoneartwear.com/ichabod.gif

Dickweeds

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

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