hey britishes, what is going on?

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Street offenders on Teesside are being shamed by "talking" CCTV cameras.
Seven cameras in Middlesbrough town centre have a facility, which allows operators to bark orders at those involved in anti-social behaviour.

Officials hope the additions to the town's 160 cameras will help to further reduce street crime.

It is the latest crime prevention move for Middlesbrough, whose elected mayor is Ray Mallon, the former senior police officer who was dubbed Robocop.

Barry Coppinger, Middlesbrough Council's executive member for community safety, said: "CCTV is making Middlesbrough safer and this added facility will make it more effective.

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

what

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

oh no, mods, this should be moved to ILE!

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

are these things hackable?

― ten kebabs maaaaate (fandango), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

"I want you to stop touching yourself."

"...it IS God!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

what's the dilly?

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

they should man it with the guy who does the big brother voiceovers.

― Space Gourmand (Haberdager), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

Would that mean Davina would have to go round arresting people?

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

Or nuke Middlesbrough. Either way's good.

― No Suntan, No Credibility (noodle vague), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

the first 13 to be arrested should constitute next year's BB

― Space Gourmand (Haberdager), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

They should make it Tom Baker in his "Little Britain" guise.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

I'd like to be the person who person who mans the microphone when this is in use:

"GET AWAY FROM THAT CAR YOU WORTHLESS CHARVER CUNT. YOU DESERVE TO DIE AND SOON YOU WILL."

"CAN'T YOU FIND A BETTER PLACE TO FUCK THAN THAT??!?!? SHOW SOME FUCKING CLASS FOR FUCK'S SAKES."

(etc etc)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 08:24 (nineteen years ago)

Why not just broadcast the James Whale Show over the loudspeakers? It would have the same effect.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 08:41 (nineteen years ago)

Who's providing the voice, Jeremy Kyle?

― Oh No It's Dadaismus! (Dada), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 08:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/9341/br7218wl.jpg

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 09:02 (nineteen years ago)

Who is "James Whale"?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 09:06 (nineteen years ago)

directed 'frankenstein'.

― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 09:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_02_img0899.jpg

― Oh No It's Dadaismus! (Dada), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 09:10 (nineteen years ago)

gay, britishes.

― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 09:11 (nineteen years ago)

(redundant)

― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 09:11 (nineteen years ago)

I meant this James Whale, a.k.a. "John Shark" as immortalised in David Peace's Nineteen Seventy-Seven:

http://www1.talksport.net/images/features/8/1/4/100418/james_whale_general.jpg

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 09:27 (nineteen years ago)

was he around in '77?

i heard him the other week on the work radio, he was sitting in on a morning show.

fucking terrifying!

― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 09:31 (nineteen years ago)

They used to broadcast his late night radio show live on TV in the mid-late '80s and possibly even the early '90s. Highlight: JW frogmarching a pissed Wayne Hussey out of the building.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 09:35 (nineteen years ago)

That was the only highlight ever

― Oh No It's Dadaismus! (Dada), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 09:38 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I'm struggling to remember other ones. He had Linda Nolan in a lot.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 09:40 (nineteen years ago)

No, there was another one. What it was, I can't remember...

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 09:40 (nineteen years ago)

I don't understand.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 09:42 (nineteen years ago)

Something about Frank Sidebottom...

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

I was going to say Winner defending teh lesbians, but that was Littlejohn.

― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

weren't you about seven when this was on, alexis?

― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

It's been shown lots of times since

― Oh No It's Dadaismus! (Dada), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 10:19 (nineteen years ago)

"Please move a bit to the left, I can't see it well enough."

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 10:21 (nineteen years ago)

they show repeats of old talk shows?

― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 10:24 (nineteen years ago)

No, but, in case you hadn't noticed, there are rather a lot of clip shows on the television these days

― Oh No It's Dadaismus! (Dada), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 10:31 (nineteen years ago)

this clip has passed me by!

james whale is a cunt.

― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 10:32 (nineteen years ago)

He should only swim up the Thames and die, oy!

― Oh No It's Dadaismus! (Dada), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 10:36 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

(dada is jewish now? this was unknown to me.)

― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 10:40 (nineteen years ago)

What is my soul, a

― Oh No It's Dadaismus! (Dada), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 10:49 (nineteen years ago)

Didn't work, maybe this will

― Oh No It's Dadaismus! (Dada), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 10:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jewishpress.com/UploadedImages/stdImage/450Weck9106CUntitledTzara.jpg
http://www.cdquest.com/images/album_art/sorted/5055/0602/5055060201022.jpg

― Space Gourmand (Haberdager), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 10:53 (nineteen years ago)

charlie chuck you guys! CHARLIE CHUCK!!

― pisces (piscesx), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

Funniest sidekicks ever: that fat lawyer offering legal advice on pie ownership, and that Tory MP with the afro who got the sack after some sex scandal.

― No Suntan, No Credibility (noodle vague), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

James Whale was about a billion times better post-pub telly than that Big Brother tosser conning stuuuuuuuuupid sub-proles out of their family allowance.

― No Suntan, No Credibility (noodle vague), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

I'd forgotten about Charlie Chuck... and Jerry Hayes (no loss there however)

― Oh No It's Dadaismus! (Dada), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=OTUHAGT0JU0JLQFIQMGSFF4AVCBQWIV0?xml=/news/2007/06/16/nbins116.xml

― lfam, Sunday, 17 June 2007 06:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=OTUHAGT0JU0JLQFIQMGSFF4AVCBQWIV0?xml=/news/2007/06/16/nbins116.xml

― lfam, Sunday, 17 June 2007 06:28 (eighteen years ago)

article

― lfam, Sunday, 17 June 2007 06:29 (eighteen years ago)

that's about putting a spy camera out to catch people who put their trash out on the wrong day, or in the wrong place. and drug dealers.

i have an idea: why not put cameras every 30 feet along all streets and alleyways and have them all connected to a central camera watching centre in london where tens of thousands of employees could monitor them?

― lfam, Sunday, 17 June 2007 06:30 (eighteen years ago)

having all these different cameras for trash, traffic, terrorists, etc. - it's so complicated! you need to streamline!

― lfam, Sunday, 17 June 2007 06:31 (eighteen years ago)

that is A MODEST PROPOSAL

― lfam, Sunday, 17 June 2007 06:36 (eighteen years ago)

the brit response will oscillilate between "lalalalala i can't hear you" and "it's-the-telegraph-so-it-must-be-a-scare-story".

― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 17 June 2007 09:01 (eighteen years ago)

The British response will be "All these fucking cameras and yet they still can't identify a single fucking mugger from them"

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 17 June 2007 09:24 (eighteen years ago)

not on ilx it won't be.

― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 17 June 2007 09:26 (eighteen years ago)

sometimes i like to oscillilate myself

― lfam, Monday, 18 June 2007 02:12 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

sheesh

― elan, Saturday, 25 August 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

lol

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 4 February 2008 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

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