The kicker conspiracy (a place to list Paul Robinson's excuses for last night's debacle)

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He keeps going on about divots and bobbles, but close inspection of the video shows the Spuz stopper simply failed to kick the ball.

Why?

1) Was distracted by giant animated Borat on pitch-side advertising, and was pondering how amusingly the people are in former communist countries.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 12 October 2006 07:05 (nineteen years ago)

2.) Izzy has pert-er breasts but he has kids with Gail (albeit one lunatic murdering one) and Lynn is clearly desperate. He's in a difficult situation.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Thursday, 12 October 2006 09:22 (nineteen years ago)

Have the Paul Robinson triplets appeared in Neighbours now? Cool. I remember when they were conceived.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 12 October 2006 09:31 (nineteen years ago)

Don't it make you feel good?

― ;_; (blueski), Thursday, 12 October 2006 09:32 (nineteen years ago)

3) As seen in Roy Of The Rovers in 1982, the stadium is haunted by a team killed by the communists after the second world war, who - Billy's Boots stylee, always make sure that Croatia never lose at home.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 12 October 2006 10:15 (nineteen years ago)

4) Feet like dinner plates.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 12 October 2006 10:19 (nineteen years ago)

5) Uri Geller in helicopter above ground

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 12 October 2006 10:59 (nineteen years ago)

6) Ball turne dout to be Gordon Banks grass eye, mocking him.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 12 October 2006 11:25 (nineteen years ago)

7) Ill-timed homage to Pina Bausch.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 12 October 2006 11:29 (nineteen years ago)

8) a desire to see the headline "here's to you, misses robinson"

― secondhandnews (secondhandnews), Thursday, 12 October 2006 11:58 (nineteen years ago)

9) Balkan gypsy curse

― Mark Co (Markco), Thursday, 12 October 2006 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

10) he thought he was playing against "pro-asia" and it was a statement against the west's foreign policy towards various countries in asia.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 October 2006 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

eight years pass...

11. fat stupid CUNT

― local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 3 January 2015 21:41 (eleven years ago)

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