Fortune Cookie + "in bed" archive for us all to enjoy and share, as though it is not totally boring and lame.
----- Here is a list of what I have accumulated so far on my desk at work ----
Our first and last love is... self-love... in bed.
Finally, it is accepted as self-evident... in bed.
He who expects no gratitude shall never be disappointed... in bed.
There is always a way — if you're committed... in bed.
Knowledge is power... in bed.
You are gifted in many ways... in bed.
If you don't have time to live your life now, when will you... in bed?
A judgement will rule in your favor... in bed.
Do you want to be a power in the world? Then be yourself... in bed.
The most difficult lessons are those with the greatest rewards... in bed.
Share your happiness with others today... in bed.
Prosperity is a way of living and thinking, and not just having money or things... in bed.
Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle... in bed.
― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)
Anyone having Chinese food today?
― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)
I once received this fortune:
You will enjoy good health, as well as a better position. Adding "in bed" barely seemed necessary.
― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)
I've already said both of these in another thread:
Animals make the best friends; they ask no questions and pass no judgements.
Every exit is an entrance to new experiences.
― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)
"I shouldn't have served those North Korean fortune cookies. They were so insulting: "You are a coward." No one likes to hear that after a nice meal."
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 October 2006 01:53 (nineteen years ago)
I've already said both of these in another thread:
Animals make the best friends; they ask no questions and pass no judgements.
Every exit is an entrance to new experiences.
-- Young Fresh Danny D (djperr...), October 19th, 2006.
ROFFLE
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 20 October 2006 05:02 (nineteen years ago)
This one was a real WTF:
"While you are relaxing, right now your car is being wheelclamped"
In Bed, naturally.
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 20 October 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)