Captain America Arrested Over Pants Burrito

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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=46450&in_page_id=2

DAMN YOU ED BRUBAKER!

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

Don't you mean "Captain America Sonned in Burrito Beef?"

― nabisco, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

This totally made my day.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats.

― Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

YAY

― when that fire gets stoked, flame-outs occur, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

Captain America Sonned in Beef Burrito

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

Captain America was recently killed off in Marvel Comics' 'Civil War' series – shot by a sniper as, ironically, he was led into court to face numerous criminal charges, none of which involved a burrito.

I'm confused as to what they mean by "ironically"

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

They mean he was being led into court to face charges, a fate that may also await his burrito-penis impersonator.

― nabisco, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

P.S. this is a guy with amazing faith in the structural integrity of burritos.

― nabisco, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

Burrenis

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

The burrito could have been frozen.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

penito

― braveclub, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

I'm guessing it was still in the foil so that it would simulate the "veiny" look...?

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

RIP Captain America

― Jordan, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

I was disappointed when I read on and found out this was all on a pub crawl - it would be better if he examined all his patients dressed as a burrito-packing Captain America.

― chap, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

Aw, man, this was in Florida?

I really hoped that Burrito Pants Captain America would be doing my surgery on Friday. That would be awesome.

― Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

> I was disappointed when I read on and found out this was all on a pub crawl

Oh man, not me! Especially because of this:

according to the official report, 'there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America's [sic] were asked to go outside for a possible identification.'

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

what happened to the burrito? did someone eat it?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

(altogether now)

HE WISHES!

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

what's wrong with a zucchini? a burrito is so. . .squishy

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

People on pub crawls don't often stop to grab a quick COURGETTE...

― braveclub, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

i was hoping the article meant "pants" in the uk-vernacular sense, like "this burrito is pants!"

― get bent, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― sleep, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

This is great

― kingfish, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

my morning is suddenly much brighter

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

He hides joints in his tights? Why didn't I think of that...I've been using my mechanical pencil, like a sucka.

― King Kitty, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.11alive.com/news/watercooler/article_weird.aspx?storyid=95951

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

Haw! That story has the greatest caption of all time:

"a goat."

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

shit

HAS ANYONE SEEN J0HN D4RN31LL3 LATELY

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

1. Take the seats out the van

― nabisco, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

2. Put your goat in that van

― nabisco, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

3. Have city animal control officer Ray Buhr inspect the van to confirm that you are not violating any laws or treating the animal cruelly

― nabisco, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.laweekly.com/eat+drink/counter-intelligence/home-of-the-porno-burrito/14026/

― get bent, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

...but I have seen families of five sit down to five separate orders, 50 tacos in all, and afterward there wasn’t a crumb or a spatter of sauce to be seen.

FIFTY tacos?!? Jesus Christ, that blows my mind. I am hard pressed to eat more than 2 tacos in one meal. FIFTY TACOS.

― Hard like armour, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

That's 10 per person though. Doable if I had to, I think.

― nickn, Thursday, 26 April 2007 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

I like it how the article never explains why there was a pub filled with superhero costume-wearing medics, as if that is totally commonplace.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 26 April 2007 10:47 (nineteen years ago)

O Spiderman

― Tuomas, Thursday, 26 April 2007 10:50 (nineteen years ago)

Ahem, let's try that again...

O Spiderman

― Tuomas, Thursday, 26 April 2007 10:51 (nineteen years ago)

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