What is the title of YOUR corny Erma Bombeck-style "gently humorous autobiographical essays" collection?

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My Handbasket Has Racing Stripes!

― Dimension 5ive, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

The Chicken, the Egg...Or My Husband!

― Dimension 5ive, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

She Told Me to Go Fuck Myself...and I Did!

― kingfish, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

oh kingfish

― Dimension 5ive, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

I Didn't Know Women Could Masturbate Until I was 35!

That's my mom's one.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

The Most Uncomfortable Conversations In The World

i think that one's abbott's.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha, OTM

― Abbott, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cartoonbank.com/assets/1/123734_m.gif

― jaymc, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Tho technically I stole my joke from Evan Dorkin. So it goes.

― kingfish, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

So it goes.

and you stole that from linda ellerbee. or perhaps nick lowe.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

try both, duh

― kingfish, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ranum.com/security/computer_security/editorials/point-counterpoint/badness.jpg

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

You Sad Cows Will Buy Anything I Write
God Bless America (But What About These Lovehandles)
If Drowning Your Four Children in the Bathtub to Get Back at Your Controlling Husband Is Wrong, I Don't Want to Be Right
Rupture??? I Thought You Said Rapture!!!
I Can Cook Anything (As Long As It's Meth)

― M.V., Tuesday, 15 May 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

I Can't Get My Kids Through Community College!
If Life is Just a Box of Chocolates, I'm Still Fat!
You Know You're Old When You're Laughing At This Book!
PBS Totebags Still Didn't Make me Smart!

― Abbott, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

Out With the Dope, In With the Pope!

― Abbott, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

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