'He's very Iowa'

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Said to me last night by an expat Aussie about an American guy she knew. What does this mean?

― moley, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

he's the shape of a smashed box with corn growing out of him

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 05:20 (nineteen years ago)

He actually likes his name pronounced with a long A, as opposed to the seemingly more sensible short A.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

he's number 6 from slipknot

― A B C, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

HARD-FUCKING-CORE!

If you disagree I'll kill you and make Slipknot's website your 'home' site on your browser after I cover your body in a Slipknot t-shirt with a Slipknot iron-on patch on it.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

Googlism for: people from iowa

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about people from iowa yet.

― moley, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 05:39 (nineteen years ago)

But I think Abbott has answered the question for me - cheers. I cannot tell you how close to the bone you and ABC are.

― moley, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

Midwestern? A simple yeoman? Corny?

― Tape Store, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 06:18 (nineteen years ago)

IOWA = Boring

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 06:52 (nineteen years ago)

I bet he likes to be the first one to make the first (and often wrong) deciding vote about someone.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, probably means simple, earnest, plain.

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

It means he's seen the butter cow.

― nabisco, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

He looked into its buttery eyes and saw the contents of its buttery heart.

― nabisco, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

It changes a man.

― nabisco, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

HAVE YOU SEEN THE BUTTER COW????

― gff, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

still better than the "butter queen" sculpture, btw

― gff, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

What about the "butter garth brooks"?

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

Cows do have very pretty eyes, and very buttery souls.

― moley, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

I've seen the butter cow! I think there was one at the Ohio State Fair though, as I've decidedly never been to the Iowa State Fair.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 May 2007 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

I also happen to have a little butter cow in my fridge right now that someone gave me as a gift.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 May 2007 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

clean, reserved, neat, often beautiful but never exotic

― lfam, Thursday, 17 May 2007 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

may appear boring

― lfam, Thursday, 17 May 2007 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0780627849.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 17 May 2007 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

Is that the sequel to "Looking California"?

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 May 2007 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

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