carbon credit killers

Why We Do It
The reason we sell Carbon Debits is simple – we want to take away the pathetic excuse of Carbon Credits from those liberals who hide their shame filled lives behind money-bought lunacy. Carbon Credits are simply a way for the rich (Al Gore) to continue to hypocritically live lives that look nothing like what they try to enforce on everyone else in society. We want to take away those excuses.

Our goal is to completely wipe out every Carbon Credit ever bought by selling their nullifying opposite – the Carbon Debit. The guilt and shame that caused people to buy Carbon Credits in the first place will be placed back on them as we let them know that their actions caused us to nullify their credits. They are the cause of us killing trees; they need to face up to their guilt.

This message is important for one reason – Far Left Liberals are lunatics that operate solely on shame of themselves, their success, their country, and their wealth. It is time to expose their ideas and self-defeating idiocy – and selling Carbon Debits is the best way to do that.

There is nothing on that website about Algore being fat, so I cannot support this project.

Still, this is an AWESOME idea to make money. Dig the option where they soak your ass for five grand. Use like $100 to plant another tree or three after they leave, another $100 for carbon credits, there ya go.

xp: their intermittent hyphenation is troubling.

i am for this.

In Canada, it's usually the more Conservative parties that place the most funds into environmental protection. Because natural resources, farms, natural tourism = our economy. It always blows my mind when the right-leaners are like "LET'S RUIN THE ENVIRONMENT." It's so... villainous?

It's so... villainous?

Possibly, but it strikes me as more think-headedly reactionary/contrarian. "Haw haws, this will PISS OFF those dirty fucking hippies!"

If you're all about taking pleasure from pissing off the DFH and don't make the economic connection b/c you don't believe in systemic causes, this is something you do.

it's another bit of the red state/blue state thing, that american politics has been deliberately devolved into a base tribalism that ignores fucking everything except that you can't let them dirty fucking hippies win.

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Hurhur FECON

This whole thing is silly because I don't know how many people are familiar with 'carbon footprints.'

ethan your belly for this kinda thing is fucking ravenous

ONE HUEG STIKKER OF A ASSHOLE TO PUT ON YOUR FACE