POLL: How many sex partners have you had?

There should be an option for "can't remember". Though I guess I can give an estimate.

If you can't remember it doesn't count.

People are logging out now just to start a poll? Sheesh, logging out isn't what it just to be...

Sex panthers?

if you can remember you weren't there

http://www.primotees.com/men/catalogimages/sex_panther.jpg

Only five. Amazing really, as I'm nearly 40.

"Made with real bits of Panther so you know it's good"

I see no "mind your own flipping business" option.

If you can't remember it doesn't count.

Er, I can remember having sex, but I can't remember the exact amount of partners. I guess if I'd sit down for awhile to think and count them all on a piece of paper, I could come up with an exact number, but I can't be arsed. I'm quite sure it's between 16 and 20, so I'll click on that.

so gangsta...

'sex partner' is not funny enough. SEXCOMPLICE.

Well, if I'd dated them all I'm sure I'd remember them easily, but come on, does every one-night stand leave a burning mark in your memory?

(x-post)

tuomas cant remember what a window is so its not surprising he cant remember anything else

^fake geezer's kiosk

If a one-night-stand leaves anything burning, you should be worried. And see a doctor.

shut up tuomas, just click on a radio button and shut up.

dirty talk

Real gangsta-ass niggas dont flex nuts
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em

Well, if I'd dated them all I'm sure I'd remember them easily, but come on, does every one-night stand leave a burning mark in your memory?

Maybe it did for the ladies. All recovered from sex.

there should be a m vs. f version of this thread

there should be a creep vs non-creep version of this thread

There shouldn't be this thread.

ok, agreed

If you think that (for example) oral sex or handjobs count, then they do.

What if your cat was watching you masturbating?

haha

THE CAT DOES NOT CARE

http://www.androidtech.com/breadkrumbs/robyns-laughing-cat-photo.jpg

You think?

So sex with someone unconscious doesn't count either?

xpost You will never see a creature so indifferent to human sex. or anything else, really.

Ok, serious question, how the fuck did you make up these numbers? 51-70?!?

I don't think he made those numbers up.

xxxpost Dogs will get all like, "What's wrong with my owner? He's making noise, I better check it out," or else they will be like, "Something sounds like fun, I better jump on the bed right now!"

Cats are like like, "I was comfortable here. Why are you moving your legs? Stop that."

but this has been covered in another thread

Kenan, you know too much about this. ;-)

i have pets and i have sex. what?!???

Ok, TMI then. :-)

51-70?!?

srsly, in that range, who could remember? I think "Over 30" would be a good point to cut it off and leave it to infinity.

has anyone around here slept with 50 people? Because we may have to establish an I Love Fucking board.

http://www.4thegame.com/media/00/03/47/ronaldo_cristiano_mufc_profile_2006.jpg

how many stepover have you had?

Kenan, we want to know who's Michael Douglas and who's Tuomas: the difference between a sex perv and a forgetful Finish student with too much pubic hair on his hands.

xxpost Or an I Am Weird and Sad board.

Or "I am Finish and like to fuck in Bushes"

(please interpret bushes any way you want to)

I honestly doubt that even Michael Douglas has slept with 71-100 people. Warren Beatty, maybe.

I am Finish = it's all over now

Kenan, I am sad to report I know this: Michael is a recovered sex addict.

(He'd probably have to pick "gazillion")

i did not know that. i learned something today.

It must be rotten to be a recovered sex addict, yet be married to someone as beautiful as Catherine Zeta Jones.

laurel! I was about say... Shocked! 22!

ok not rlly.

I feel you might be able to create another poll here.

2, both within past month and a half, plenty more lost time to be made up, mind!

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:01 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.2-funky.co.uk/images/covers/34604-large.jpg

maybe he can hook u up dude

dom grows on me by the day

fungi to be with

stevem i am now thinking of ringworm and it is your fault :(

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/01/Picture_4.png

Is this graph for real? Have so many people had so few sex partners? I've had about 11, but I've been single for like ... 5 years, and most of those experiences were less than fun; it all pales in comparison to relationship sex. I always thought my number would be considered low.

Maybe bcz people don't want to fuck any old jerkstore that comes along?

(just a hypothesis)

the number of virgins seems low

― deej, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 6:32 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I've had about 11, but I've been single for like ... 5 years, and most of those experiences were less than fun

dont beat yourself up about it dude, we all have our failings

it's not the amount of girls that counts - it's the amount of cunnilingus received by me that means anything

please tell us exactly how much cunnilingus you have received

wtf

jesuswept.jpg

please do not tell us exactly how much cunnilingus you have received

not enough

it's not the amount of girls that counts - it's the amount of cunnilingus received by me that means anything

― ❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 00:43 (13 minutes ago)

Lorax are you trans? Because if not then I believe the term you're looking for is fellatio.

omgggggggg

nono, lorax presides over a room, his room, and upon the rug, beneath his gimlet eye, are hosted acts of cunnilingus, between two parties other than himself

and he rings a little bell if it is good

i am currently giving captain lorax cunnilingus btw

^my least favorite meme in the history of ilx

for the rest of your life Hoosteen, the rest of your life.

I still hope lorax understands the diff between la lingus and fellatio.

Lorax is about to finally understand 1000 dirty jokes of the past, all at once.

http://www.johnnyjet.com/images/PicForNewsletterIrelandSept2005AerLingusPlane.JPG

Maybe Lorax is a lesbian? Women can be captains too, you know?

Maybe in another 100 years, having toppled the patriarchy and built in its place an egalitarian utopia of sexuality liberated from shame and gender roles freed from petty labels and hurtful stereotypes, our great-grandchildren will let loose a collective sigh of gratitude from every nation of the earth as they get ready to sink their teeth into the fullest and juiciest fruit of their labor: the first Woman Tuomas.

I was just encouraging a stupid meme - yes I know the difference

whatever you say lorax

I always assumed Captain Lorax was a girl anyway tbh.

>I've had about 11, but I've been single for like ... 5 years, and most of those experiences were less than fun

WOW...some straight guys really live like this. sorry silly generalization

Maybe Lorax is a lesbian? Women can be captains too, you know?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, January 7, 2009 2:36 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

Lorax has posted pics before Tuomas - def not a woman.

i read that 'before' in a 'in the presence of' context

Lorax lusting after lesbians doth not make Lorax a lesbian.

please do not tell us exactly how much cunnilingus you have received

― R. L. Stinebeck (John Justen), Tuesday, January 6, 2009 6:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not enough

― Maria, Tuesday, January 6, 2009 6:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I still can't tell whether Maria is responding to the post above hers or to the thread title.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/01/Picture_4.png

what's the meaning of this graph?

oh i see now

strange use of bar charts to show percentages.

yeah i still can't actually figure it out

height of bar = % of respondents
it's broken out between 2-4 partners and 5 or more

So, for example, out of 100% of the non-drinkers, 5% said they had 2-4 multiple partners (I assume simultaneously?) and 2% said they had 5 or more, etc etc.

so there were more binge-drinking respondents than the rest put together?

55% of respondents have had 1 or 0 sexual partners?

POLL: IF YOU'VE DONE IT WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON, CHANCES ARE YOU'RE A BINGE DRINKER

55% only sleep with 1 person at a time.

wait, it's AT THE SAME TIME??

i have wasted my life

OK found it.
http://www.nyc.gov/html/doh/html/pr2009/pr001-09.shtml

apparently it's partners in the past year. makes more sense.

basically it's saying even if you binge drink, there's only 1 in 5 chance of you getting to shag more than one person a year. what a sad world!