clark and michael (michael cera from arrested development)

also:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BjZ6BrspUTs

mitchell hurwitz!

"they brushed our teeth with their dicks"

big love for michael cera over here

"my body is my tomb..."

man i so want to be sick of michael cera but i cant think of a single thing hes done where he hasnt been one of the two or three funniest things in it

i am more or less willing to see year one based entirely on his involvement

i am too

seeing paper heart in 2.5 weeks!

Cera looks real pretty in that Year One wig, maybe some of you boys can work out yr sexual feelings for him at last.

i routinely work out my sexual feelings for michael cera

I'm not really there at all on the Michael Cera backlash either but seeing Year One for him is a bridge too far imo. I'd see Land of the Lost for Danny McBride first and I am not going to see Land of the Lost for Danny McBride ever.

well maybe

actually, it's directed w/story by Harold Ramis, so it could be better than that awful TV show.

(Harold Ramis was a brilliant writer-performer on "SCTV" before he sold out as a Ghostbuster, children. also made one of the few great Hollywood comedies of the last 30 years, Groundhog Day)

i routinely work out my sexual feelings for michael cera

― swag serf (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:25 AM (23 minutes ago)

^^belongs in o_0 posts thread

yeah totes pandering to that thread duh

actually, it's directed w/story by Harold Ramis, so it could be better than that awful TV show.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, June 16, 2009 4:49 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it is really amazing how much u don't know you're missing here

He would probably find a way to not enjoy it.

that paper heart movie looks pretty terrible

Morbs, the Ramis schoolin' was incredibly patronizing!

love morbs

Today is the day I point out when I am offended! Morbs can surely understand such a comment might make a lady faint, or at least require a cold compress.

i know PAPER HEART is great, a friend w/ good taste LOVES LVOES LOVES it and he expected to hate it (he called it "s0 s0 much better than it sh0uld have been")

he also hates the trailer

i'll report back to confirm, though, don't worry

I thought that post was a youtube comment before you clarified it

Children, you may also would like to know that "Dr. Morbius" was a character's name in the 1950s movie, Forbidden Planet.

Thanks, middle-aged man.

You're welcome, Tape Store. And in case you were curious, the definition of "patronize" is "To act offensively in a condescending manner toward someone."

what's condescending?

sry sry sry sry I CAN'T READ

dudes year one was fucking AWFUL. just a complete trainwreck. really not funny and pretty misogynist & homophobic too.

:-O

nooooooooo! honestly thought the preview looked funny

i thought it could go either way

but it was just terrible, such bad or non-existent jokes, so stupid, just garbage. felt kind of like the worst kind of '80s comedy meets the worst kind of '90s comedy + the worst jack black + michael cera.

jack black is the worst jack black

man really i keep seeing ads for it loling

i hated it

i think they named it after how long it felt to watch

zing one

Why, why did I watch Nick and Norah's Impossible Bullshit

u wanted 2 feel yung & free again. u wanted 2 remember luv

cant front just saw the commercial and laffed @ the "i'm a slave" line again

I wanted some luls. There were none.

(xpost)

i'm always somewhat relieved when a movie gets shit reviews cuz it helps keep my movie spending down.

Why, why did I watch Nick and Norah's Impossible Bullshit

that is fucking horrible, like, jaw-droppingly bad. what the hell happened at the end of that movie? it was like the actual very end got edited and they weren't even where they were supposed to be, what? how did they get to the subway? huh? I can't believe I'm expending energy thinking about it now, thanks.

year one looks funny, sad to hear it may not be

what a disaster.

did u see

I can't believe I'm expending energy thinking about it now, thanks.

Sorry to bring up painful memories-- my wife and I watched this, on purpose, last night...for reasons still unknown. I had heard it wasn't good but man, it was way worse than I expected. Just rotten phony contrivances all the way through. The orgasm scene was a bridge too far.

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist was my favorite film of last year!

http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/2009/06/didnt_laugh_onc.php
It's almost as if Ramis and Black and Cera got together and said, "We need to make a movie that will take all three of us down and sully our reputations. We don't want just a blemish -- we want lifelong friends who've seen it to cross to the other side of Montana Ave. when they see us coming. Now, how do we do this?" In this sense, Year One is a success.

nick and norah:

the idea of devendra banhart having an orgasm ew

I can just see Michael Cera becoming a Scientologist in eight years.

Don't do it, future bro!

http://i48.tinypic.com/xqmg3k.jpg

im calling it, the michael cera backlash is over.

this is the unfunniest thing i've seen all year so far since that lebowski thing:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/12/how-to-make-a-michael-cer_n_420430.html

"write a plot that relates to almost no real teens" -> that's pathetic.

how to make a bruce willis film

- some kind of action set-piece!!??1!!?

definitely expected better from the huffington post

did lol @YIR

youth in revolt is hilar fth. some really nice character parts -- fred willard, that indian guy vijay; and the girl in it is brilliant. they had me at the scene in the dvd store. i haven't read the books.

http://i40.tinypic.com/fdg2ex.jpg

Germany, 1935

you sure it's not The Overlook Hotel?

good point.

*is now imagining how a Michael Cera cameo in the Shining would go down.