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If God (and a handgun to your temple) forced you to make a choice between (a) having to fuck or blow a walrus, once, and in exchange being able to select any sexual partners for the rest of your life, from the entire history of the world AND (b) ignoring the walrus, but being irreversibly chemically castrated, going bald, and smelling like movie theater nacho cheese, which would you choose?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
I do solemnly swear that I would fuck and/or suck the walrus.	8
I'd like to be bald, castrated, and smell like cheese product	2

― remy bean, Monday, 28 May 2007 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

is this walrus m or f

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 28 May 2007 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

i am basically asking if it has dangerous tusks

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 28 May 2007 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

Remy, you can't blow a walrus. Their penises are internal.

― the table is the table, Monday, 28 May 2007 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah that's the only unreasonable thing about this poll.

― jim, Monday, 28 May 2007 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

(that doesn't mean you can't try)

― remy bean, Monday, 28 May 2007 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

Remy, you can't blow a walrus. Their penises are internal.
Also note to self/ilx.xls: keep trees away from your walri.

― jim, Monday, 28 May 2007 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD FUCKER OF A THREAD FOR THIS KIND OF THING AND IT'S CALLED "WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER DO".

― the next grozart, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

it's walruses, also.

― the next grozart, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

/pedant at 5am

― the next grozart, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

the smelling like movie theater cheese bit was the push

― TOMBOT, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i'd say so. but i've never seen cheese for sale in a cinema.

― the next grozart, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

unless... hang on, can you get cheese froma walrus?

― the next grozart, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

it's walruses, also.

-- the next grozart
Yes because I really thought the plural of walrus was walri.

I must also believe that the singular for jedi is jedus.

― jim, Monday, 28 May 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

Can babies be watching our blowing the walrus? Please?

― StanM, Monday, 28 May 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ros73m7xBRA

― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Friday, 8 January 2010 17:29 (sixteen years ago)

that will never tire.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 8 January 2010 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/10/nyregion/orphaned-baby-walrus-to-arrive-at-new-york-aquarium.html

― barthes simpson, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:53 (thirteen years ago)

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