Se I am now the possessor of a Beard of Wisdom and power (or possibly Fisher Price⢠My First Beard). It is working rather well for me so far. However I would like to do interesting things with it so tell me:
1) Trimming, what's best? 2) Conditioning, should I? 3) Waxing and shaping, how to?
We should also talk about beards in general
― Ed, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 09:01 (nineteen years ago)
WAXING AND SHAPING??
― g-kit, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 09:07 (nineteen years ago)
I don't have the courage to live with the itching after a couple days of not shaving, so I don't know anything about beards. However, I do know that the specialists (and The World's Largest Online Collection of Bearded Images) live over here: http://beardcommunity.com/
― StanM, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 09:09 (nineteen years ago)
Indeed, I have founf the beard community, how do I shot this beard:
http://gallery.beardcommunity.com/albums/gallery45/James_Robertson_Justice3.jpg
FAQ
― Ed, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 09:09 (nineteen years ago)
1) Trimming, what's best?
I use my hair trimmer to shorten the beard and for rough trimming. If I want a finer trim, then I use a manual razor. The hair trimmer is much better at trimming than an electric razor, but it leaves a stubble, so if you don't have full beard, then you have to use a razor to make the beardless parts smooth.
2) Conditioning, should I?
I wash my beard with shampoo, which seems to work fine. Never have used a conditioner, and they're bit of a sham anyway, even for hair.
3) Waxing and shaping, how to?
I've never done it, but lately I've been thinking of giving it a try. I wonder if there's some special beard wax?
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 09:39 (nineteen years ago)
suppliers homemade
― Ed, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 09:40 (nineteen years ago)
can we see some ilx beards up on this thread or waht
― g-kit, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 09:42 (nineteen years ago)
I need to do a new photo.
― Ed, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 09:45 (nineteen years ago)
Shimura Curves Mark ??? ;-) http://www.riff-o-matic.com/riff-a-day/im_bad_im_nationwide/zz+top_037.jpg
― suzy, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 10:39 (nineteen years ago)
"wrist op" = euphemism for beard implant?
― StanM, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 11:05 (nineteen years ago)
If I could find my camera, I would post a picture of the hilarious proto-beard going on on my chin.
I'm genetically prohibited from ever, ever growing proper facial hair, but I decided to just not shave my chin this summer. Three weeks in, it looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo, 15 or so half-inch-long whiskers holding on for dear life.
I do know, from living with a bearded one, that a foofy brush-and-razor kit is u+k in proper beardcare.
― en i see kay, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:02 (nineteen years ago)
Ask these guys http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
― Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:05 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/images/scottneasforwebb.jpg http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/images/jackpprofileforweb.jpg http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/images/burkeforweb.jpg
― Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:08 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/images/dtraverforweb.jpg
Ever wondered what happened to Fred Durst? http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/images/benbutcherforweb.jpg
― Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:09 (nineteen years ago)
haha ed i knew this'd be you...
i am shit at beards. although perhaps i'll have another go now it's Going Grey...
― CharlieNo4, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:12 (nineteen years ago)
I have a Wahl trimmer, one that alleges to suck the trimmed hairs into a compartment for easier cleanup and to keep them out of the hands of voodoo practitioners, but it's a piece of crap. I do recommend the Wahl Groomsman trimmer, though -- I had one that served well for about 15 years before it conked out.
I don't use shampoo or conditioner on the beard. I just wash my face, beard and all, with the usual bar of soap. But on days that I'm shaving neck and cheeks, I avoid getting soap there.
I tried growing my beard long once, a total disaster. Unfortunately, a disaster that was caught on film for my passport photo.
― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:23 (nineteen years ago)
I (usually) keep mine fairly short and have found no need for shampoo or wax. Until it gets to the point where you measure it in inches, just shape it with a trimmer and/or scissors and you'll be fine.
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:31 (nineteen years ago)
I am experimenting with moustache wax, When I have mastered it I shall post photos.
― Ed, Friday, 29 June 2007 13:45 (eighteen years ago)
he makes it himself, out of blowfish and toenails
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 29 June 2007 13:48 (eighteen years ago)
darn tooting
― Ed, Friday, 29 June 2007 13:48 (eighteen years ago)
I think I should contribute that to the Americanisms thread.
hahaha there is NEVER a "g" on "tootin'"
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 29 June 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)
unless you are complaining about the consequences of a curry
Never have used a conditioner, and they're bit of a sham anyway, even for hair.
People who say things like this clearly have never had to struggle with trying to brush a great mane of unconditioned, curly hair.
I wish I could grow a beard.
― accentmonkey, Friday, 29 June 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)
I still want sideburns.
― Masonic Boom, Friday, 29 June 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)
I should start saving my clippings and make facial merkins for girls.
― Ed, Friday, 29 June 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)
You don't have to grow them... http://www.simplyfancydress.co.uk/images/344.jpg
― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 29 June 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)
EWWWWW!
Although, our colouring is similar...
― accentmonkey, Friday, 29 June 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)
i'm still not over "waxing and shaping" :(
― g-kit, Friday, 29 June 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)
Had a trim at the barbers this morning. Very nice, maybe a little short, but it is much neater.
― Ed, Thursday, 5 July 2007 08:19 (eighteen years ago)