Where did you lose it?

oh crap i forgot "the bed of a subaru brat"

living room floor, while everyone was away for the weekend.

i picked "basement couch," that seems closest.

forgot that one too

guess you'll have to vote for "on the couch, in the basement"

xp

on Blueberry Hill

what's the closest to 'in a tent, camping'?

shit someone should just lock this thread, i basically forgot everything

I remember my first kiss better than my first sexy time, maybe because it was actually more enjoyable. Seventh grade, girl named Veronica, she went to Catholic school and two of my friends and I had passed her around a bit, but only in a kind of cute seventh grade way. We smooched in her front doorway. I got yelled at for being late when I got home, but it went right over my head. I was floating for hours afterwards.

what's the closest to 'in a tent, camping'?

luggage rack, i guess?

what's the over/under on "Christ, I don't remembers"?

soy un perdidor

we knew that already

another option you forgot:

http://www.bartcop.com/falwells-first-time.jpg

river wolf with the keenest of zingblades ;_;

soy un perdidor

-- Just got offed

You even spelled it wrong :'-(

What do I use for "their bedroom, Papasan chair, awkwardly"?

OK, I'm using "bedroom, parents home" because that's closest to the truth.

well i'm gonna be in trouble when this one closes

YOU SLUT.

POLL: Where did you lose it?

[ ] Baseball practice
[ ] After prom
[ ] Piano rehearsal
[ ] Summer camp
[ ] Dark room
[ ] Shower
[ ] At the movies
[ ] Janitor's closet
[ ] That'd be the butt, Bob.

-- remy bean, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 22:09 (Yesterday) Link

In a proper person's bedroom (that is to say, not anyone's parent's), in a proper bed (okay well, at least on a mattress -- nobody buys bedframes until they're at least 30, right?), with my proper boyfriend, at night like a normal person. Except that it was during the hour that's turned back every fall. Doesn't that mean it didn't really happen?

Reptile house at the zoo.

Doesn't that mean it didn't really happen?

haha Laurel had a Leap Fuck!

On the bed in my bedroom at our summer house with long term boyfriend at the time; I was seventeen. Pretty boring really, although my Dad came home in the middle of it which resulted in a lot of frenzied dressing and excuse making on our parts.

I'm not sure. I thought the cleaning lady would find it, but she's been here twice since and there's still no sign of it. I guess it might be between the headboard and the mattress. I should look.

I think I told this story before somewhere, but one of my friends in high school had a job at Astroworld in Houston, this big Six Flags-type place, and he hooked up with another employee and lost his virginity to her in a boiler room underneath the amusement park. This went on all summer. They would steal away and have sex in dark, grimy, industrial places. It was months before he had sex in a bed.

Underneath a pedestrian bridge on a bike path. Earned me the nickname "Troll." I definitely had a habit during my first few years of doing it outside: on a rock by the river; on a hill in a highway cloverleaf; on the lawn of a vacant industrial park... That's just how you roll when your mom's home all day, knawmsayin? I'm going to vote jungle gym, since that seems the closest.

What the hell is ghost rider? I've known a number of people who have lost it in cemetaries. Is that it?

No, it's when you lose it on a bicycle while someone else pedals.

http://www.canada4salebyowner.com/images/prop/060902_165312-21/picloc/240SW.JPG
CLASSY

You are talking about my sanity, are you not?

it a bedroom of a summer cottage on a lake in merrimack, nh in the middle of march when i was 17. it was during a party with a girl that had a crush on me when i was seeing someone else, then when i was interested in her she was involved and it was like that for a couple years. that night we were both unattached and things took their course.

Good Lord, ILX.

also, she gave me the clap.

golfclap?

ok, that part isn't true.

i picked ghost rider, the real story is just too awful to really have an answer up there.

OR IS IT?????

xpost- soulclap.

I WAS LISTENING TO KMFDM

i was drunk on busch light.

I hope it was "Don't You Blow Your Top."

xpost

Ahhh fuck. So much for that one.

i was high. it was in a brief window of time btw classmate coming over to do english project and leaving to pick up my little sister from after school program. oh p.s. it was also my best friend's bday and she'd just gotten rejected by dude's friend. i felt a little bad.

but it was in a pretty normal place.

that is oddly not on this list?

spare bedroom of my uncle's house.

remy i didn't see that :-/

wait should we just start this over again or what?

fuck it i think i covered most of the major bases

ha ha that's what she said, funnily enough.

exactly 22 minutes after my first attempted breakup with the girl i lost it to.

perverse minds, river wolf, think alike.

damn grady i don't know if that's totally terrible or totally amazing

Depends on how soon he dumped her afterward.

terrible.

>1 year

I want to be able to log onto this thread and say "I'm losing it RIGHT NOW" but I gotta move pretty fast if I want to make that happen

I WAS LISTENING TO KMFDM

http://homepage.mac.com/mjsmitho/OneOffs/NelsonHaHa.jpg

I WAS LISTENING TO KMFDM

did she make you yell "I'M MTV!! I'M MTV!!"

make him? no, he did that on his own.

i was drunk on busch light.

how do you get drunk on a light beer?

i can't wait till i hear tuomas story. *if*he remembers it.

In a proper person's bedroom (that is to say, not anyone's parent's), in a proper bed (okay well, at least on a mattress -- nobody buys bedframes until they're at least 30, right?), with my proper boyfriend, at night like a normal person.

Yeah, pretty much. It was right before we were supposed to meet people for dinner at Ethiopian Diamond.

KMFDM
DOIN' IT AGAIN

In my bed.

how do you get drunk on a light beer?

you drink it. busch light has fewer calories, not less alcohol than regular busch.

Ah ok, didn't realize this.