Your Favourite Nazi (That Isn't Hitler)

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Because the Nazis liked polls. Or killing Poles. Anyway, Hitler isn't in this poll because he has the unfair advantage of being like Charlie Chaplin but funny.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Marcello Carlin9
Hermann Göring 5
Rudolf Hess 4
Heinrich Himmler 4
Albert Speer (WUSSY OPTION) 2
Joseph Goebbels 2
Reinhard Heydrich 1
Adolf Eichmann 1
Ernst Röhm (GAY VOTE OPTION) 0


King Boy Pato, Monday, 4 June 2007 08:58 (nineteen years ago)

WHERE IS MENGELE? PRINCE HARRY? TED NUGENT?

Frogman Henry, Monday, 4 June 2007 09:05 (nineteen years ago)

Mengele was overrated, son.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 4 June 2007 09:07 (nineteen years ago)

No Leni Reifenstahl no credibility.

Pashmina, Monday, 4 June 2007 09:07 (nineteen years ago)

Brian Ferry

The Wayward Johnny B, Monday, 4 June 2007 10:01 (nineteen years ago)

No Geir no credibility <------------- JOKE!!!!!!!!

Tom D., Monday, 4 June 2007 10:04 (nineteen years ago)

"In 1939, Himmler spoke of how it would be useful if every man (even if he was married) had a mistress."

ftw

StanM, Monday, 4 June 2007 10:20 (nineteen years ago)

I voted for Goering, because he was a style guru.

who wants to be the first to complain about how this thread is trivialising the memory of the Nazis' victims?

The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 4 June 2007 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

Can't see Chicken Boy Himmler picking up too many votes

Tom D., Monday, 4 June 2007 10:35 (nineteen years ago)

who wants to be the first to complain about how this thread is trivialising the memory of the Nazis' victims?

That would be almost as predictable as this very thread.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 4 June 2007 11:01 (nineteen years ago)

I feel like Rommel would win in a landslide if he'd been included. I vote Hess, because I prefer Nazi schemes when they're wacky and pointless instead of evil and effective.

clotpoll, Monday, 4 June 2007 11:54 (nineteen years ago)

Marcello Carlin is the only one on the list I can talk to about Glen Michael and Glen Daly, so he wins

Tom D., Monday, 4 June 2007 11:56 (nineteen years ago)

no Heidegger no credibility

abanana, Monday, 4 June 2007 12:05 (nineteen years ago)

No Hannah Arendt, no credibility?

I kid. God knows, I kid.

Mordechai Shinefield, Monday, 4 June 2007 12:06 (nineteen years ago)

No Varg no credibility

marmotwolof, Monday, 4 June 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

NO ROMMEL NO CREDIBILITY

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 4 June 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

wtf @ no rommel. i boycott.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 4 June 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

Rommel is a fairly minor Nazi on the cosmic scheme of things. I presume the threadstarter's idea is to focus attention on those who were major architects of the Nazi programme.

I wonder should Rosenberg and/or Bormann be in the list?

The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 4 June 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

PART OF BEING A NAZI IS IMAGE

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 4 June 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://users.skynet.be/fa101291/personen/foto/rommel4.jpg

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 4 June 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

who wants to be the first to complain about how this thread is trivialising the memory of the Nazis' victims?

i do.
http://www.pariswerlin.com/images/photos/nigel/holocaust.jpg
shame on you.

Jeb, Monday, 4 June 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/6/6e/250px-Disneyandvonbraun.jpg

ghost rider, Monday, 4 June 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

Heydrich for basically going out of his way to be killed.

jim, Monday, 4 June 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

thread killer xp

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 4 June 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

One thing that is interesting about the Nazis is what a bunch of weirdos they were. I mean this aside from their loathsome policies obviously, and am talking about their individual natures and interpersonal politics. I can't really think of a clique of oddballs as strange ever finding themselves in charge of a country. You could not really imagine a search/destroy thread on Stalin's cronies, say, as they are all fairly anonymous.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 4 June 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

Heydrich has an amusing recurring role in Philip Kerr's German noirs, so if I could stomach voting in this one I'd vote for him.

milo z, Monday, 4 June 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

surprising lack of ilx mod joeks on this thread

dan m, Monday, 4 June 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Joseph Ratzinger

Heave Ho, Monday, 4 June 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

I remember hearing the news of Hess's death on the radio, when i was on a summer holiday in Sussex aged about 10 or so. I was amazed that any of the Nazi leadership were still alive in the late 80s.

Forest Pines, Monday, 4 June 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

srsly no rommel???

river wolf, Monday, 4 June 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

Favorite terrorist thread anyone?

Super Cub, Monday, 4 June 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

That would just turn into a Carlos v. Andrea Baader fite.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

Er, I mean Andreas Baader. Duh.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

One thing that is interesting about the Nazis is what a bunch of weirdos they were. I mean this aside from their loathsome policies obviously, and am talking about their individual natures and interpersonal politics. I can't really think of a clique of oddballs as strange ever finding themselves in charge of a country.

that's what makes all the events that led this crazy fringe party's (which the Nazis were looked upon as even then) rise to power so amazing/terrifying.

latebloomer, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

Every pansy adores a fascist

Hurting 2, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/divabrook/415856017.jpg

sexyDancer, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

Has Godwin's Law been broken yet?

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

Related question: where is GEIR.jpg?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

xp In the thread title?

dan m, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

You could not really imagine a search/destroy thread on Stalin's cronies, say, as they are all fairly anonymous.

oh Stalin's cronies were plenty colorful, but most of the details were obscured and buried and denied for several decades, which has impeded their notoriety somewhat. Though I don't think any of them approached the heights of eccentricity found in the Nazi inner circle, its true.

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

Karl Ruprecht Kroenen

Kerm, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

Is he from before they were famous?

Keith, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

he was the original bassist

latebloomer, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

charlie chaplin IS funny you twat

J.D., Monday, 4 June 2007 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

This is, of course, the cue to quote those famous lyrics to Colonel Bogie's March:

Hitler has only got one ball.
Goering, he has two, but small.
Himmler has something similar,
And Goebbels has no balls at all.

Aimless, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

who makes the nazis

ghost rider, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

Hollywood.

Aimless, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

Man I hope this thread's been de-indexed.

Trayce, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

Rommel was a boring, respectable army man and not a wacky genodical post-punk fashionplate - which is why he didn't get on the list.

I only had room for one joke entry and last time I did Geir/Nazis, I got in so much fucking trouble for it...

King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

I find this thread neither especially offensive nor especially funny.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

intersting

strgn, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://povonline.com/images3/hogansheroes.jpg

gershy, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

I find this thread neither especially offensive nor especially funny.

-- Hurting 2, Monday, June 4, 2007 8:21 PM

banality of evil, son

gershy, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/59/200px-Tblaa_logo.jpg

alkie cat, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

Our English teacher was related to Keitel.

Tape Store, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 05:35 (nineteen years ago)

And by 'our,' I mean 'my,' obv.

Tape Store, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 05:36 (nineteen years ago)

Short story waiting to happen: Michael Negele worked as a gardener at our house for awhile. I take (some) comfort in the fact that he had to pull weeds from a jew's lawn for a few years.

bnw, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

intellectual half-wits

sexyDancer, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

Half? That's giving them too much credit.

Michael White, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

Motels like three split-level mirages

sexyDancer, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

Won't someone get that woman's hair out of Brian Ferry's zip? I know that wildlife photographers aren't supposed to intervene, but surely these are special circumstances.

accentmonkey, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

"pulling weeds from a jew's lawn". I can't get this line out of my head. It's on repeat to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

Hitler has only got one ball.
Goering, he has two, but small.
Himmler has something similar,
And Goebbels has no balls at all.

Hitler Has Only Got One Ball

The one I know is:

Hitler has only got one ball.
The other is in the Albert Hall.
His arsehole's wrapped in a parcel.

... but I don't know the last line

Tom D., Wednesday, 6 June 2007 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

surprising lack of ilx mod joeks on this thread

-- dan m, Monday, June 4, 2007 7:59 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

they were all deleted -- check the admin log.

That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 11:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/kitler/pics/kitler1195.jpg

am0n, Friday, 8 June 2007 04:16 (eighteen years ago)

lol, reminds me that hitler's dog blondi should have been in the running

gershy, Friday, 8 June 2007 04:35 (eighteen years ago)

Blondi also had a son, called Wolf. I vote for Wolf.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 8 June 2007 07:49 (eighteen years ago)

blondi--the only nazi who could genuinely claim they were "only following orders"?

latebloomer, Friday, 8 June 2007 07:50 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Saturday, 9 June 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

I remember reading that Manstein had a dachshund that he trained to give the Hitler salute. I think that dog must have been a better Nazi than Blondi.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Saturday, 9 June 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

Himmler, cos he looks a bit like Raiders of the Lost Ark Nazi guy, like Nazis fucking should.

chap, Saturday, 9 June 2007 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Sunday, 10 June 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 10 June 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

lol

lfam, Sunday, 10 June 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

Knut Hamsun

Zeno, Monday, 11 June 2007 08:57 (eighteen years ago)

Hmm. Being dead seems to be a distinct disadvantage in matters like this.

StanM, Monday, 11 June 2007 09:03 (eighteen years ago)

collective zing!

That one guy that quit, Monday, 11 June 2007 09:04 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

So, I think we found Hitler's love child here long before The Sun found out...

King Boy Pato, Saturday, 15 December 2007 12:53 (eighteen years ago)

bit harsh

pc user, Saturday, 15 December 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

lol marcello

DG, Saturday, 15 December 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)


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