peanuts

Pigpen.

I'll take Lucy honey roasted

you guys can give all the comedy answers you want, but people are going to vote, because people care

Honey roasted. But wait - butter? What?

OK, I'm an idiot. As soon as I clicked submit I realized my brain had just temporarily shut down. I was picturing shelled nuts with butter poured over them. You know, like popcorn. I think I need to stop smoking so much.

Now that I've recovered, the obvious answer is peanut butter. No question.

ha!

And plain, coz i'm a boring fuck.

I srsly did vote honey roasted, but I would eat any of deez legumes. (And I thought the same thing ENBB did re: butter!)

right track - 66%
wrong track - 33%

i am torn b/w honey-roasted & butter myself. whether or not its jif & i have a glass of 2%+ milk w/ me is important & probably shouldve been included in the poll.

Whole foods has honey roasted peanuts that you can grind into butter. It's pretty awesome.

Whole Paycheck pwns mine.

Yeah, it's ridiculous but it's our closest grocery place and I'm lazy which could explain why we have no dollars. The grind your own peanuts machine is worth it though.

dry-roasted-shelled-salted in lieu of TOFFEE/peanuttles. does anyone else eat the shells?

I like peanuts salted-in-the-shell, eaten w/o shelling them first. Total salty megabomb. However, if I indulge too much, I get the bloody anus from TMI.

Wait- you people eat the shells? I didn't know anyone did that!

Yeah, peanuts + shells rule, but only if they're salted-in (and you love salt). Just don't eat too many.

I also thought "butter" was for "buttered peanuts". However, I frequently make peanut-butter-and-honey sandwiches, so I stand by my honey roasted vote.

Yeah, wtf at buttered, how oblique is that? Peanut butter is a god unto itself.

what of fucking satay?

Brittle.

yeah yeah not an option

I called her Candy because she made my peanut brittle.

Chilli peanuts. Yum.

Most important poll yet.

The "I can show you something no-one has ever seen and no-one will ever see again" bar bet - classic.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

What is that bar bet?

Unless the answer is JOY. Which case, yes, that would be true.

I think it's probably just chewed-up peanuts in the mouth.