Best Kind of Monkey

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Clyde3
Orangutans 2
Orangutans 0
Orangutans 0


ENBB, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think there are any living things I hate more than the monkey. At least horrible necrotizing bacteria don't try to front behind a facade of "antics."

sorry...?

Abbott, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

Also, a while ago someone posted pics of an adult male orangutan who had a sheet that he carried around like blankie. He was awesome but I can't remember his name or where he lives - help?

Abbott - :-( How can you hate monkeys?!

ENBB, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

It was statistically proven here that the prosimian primates are superior to monkeys:

Best awesome prosimian! FUCK a monkey, tehy're all shit.

Abbott, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

I don't want to spoil your thread with all my bitterness, though. I did like "Any Which Way You Can" and "Any Which Way But Loose," if only because I hate John Wayne more than I hate monkeys.

Abbott, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

Leemur is my husband's nickname so I have love for them even though they creep me the hell out. You don't even like orangutans?

http://www.ebroadcast.com.au/blahdocs/uploads/orangutan_baby_smiling_8318.jpg

Really?

ENBB, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

OH SHIT that is one of the scariest photos I've ever seen! Look at it: it looks hydrocephalic, with skin textured like a scrotum but as tearable and over-yielding as an overripe pear. Its hair is dispersed just enough to make it noticeable while still suggesting a barbecue brush or my evil great-grandmother. That face it's making, in orangutan body language probably means "I am going to pull your eye out Little Jack Horner-style." Like srsly that hideous grimace of a "smile" the make in the movies expresses aggression. The orangutan defines my personal Uncanny Valley. I feel tangibly unsettled just looking at them.

Abbott, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

Hmmm. I just want to give him a hug.

ENBB, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:34 (eighteen years ago)

an orangutan is an ape, not a monkey.

deeznuts, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://s2.tinypic.com/do2xau

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

This might be one of the most heartbreaking pics in the world though. Little guy makes me well up:

http://psychclassics.yorku.ca/Harlow/fig14.jpg

http://psychclassics.yorku.ca/Harlow/fig4.jpg

http://psychclassics.yorku.ca/Harlow/fig15.jpg

Abbott, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://psychclassics.yorku.ca/Harlow/fig16.jpg

http://psychclassics.yorku.ca/Harlow/fig19.jpg

Abbott, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:39 (eighteen years ago)

Monkey/ape - I'm not too concerned with technicalities.

That is heartbreaking. Figure 19 is so sad!

ENBB, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:39 (eighteen years ago)

at least he's probably dead now

deeznuts, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:40 (eighteen years ago)

the best kind of a monkey is obviously the chimpanzee

http://i16.tinypic.com/4mmh653.gif

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:41 (eighteen years ago)

wrong.

ENBB, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)

Capuchin

admrl, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:46 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think there are any living things I hate more than the monkey.

even this guy?
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j176/godofcyanide/Tongue-replacement-isopod.jpg

chaki, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:47 (eighteen years ago)

No, that guy is awesome! NB tho I plan on becoming a parasitologist. (Not a chimpanzologist.)

Abbott, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

That's incredible. x-post.

ENBB, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

fuck you guys. that shit is terrible. it should be hated. die tongue replacing parasite die!!
http://elegans.uky.edu/blog/pics/Cymothoa_exigua5.jpg

chaki, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

Holy shit. I just looked that thing up. That is the scariest shit I've ever read.

ENBB, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:53 (eighteen years ago)

chaki otm but please stop :////

deeznuts, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

enough of your "antics", parasite

admrl, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

There's more parasites on this planet than any other kind of living thing! Bow down, disrespecters.

Abbott, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://i20.tinypic.com/2z4mm1g.png

libcrypt, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

ugh

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 04:58 (eighteen years ago)

man monkey haters are so so so wrong.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 October 2007 06:30 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Saturday, 27 October 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

Look at it: it looks hydrocephalic, with skin textured like a scrotum but as tearable and over-yielding as an overripe pear.

Holy shit I almost came when I read this.

Consomelia Chisbreth-Vermeer, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

I love monkeys, but Whiplash the Cowboy Monkey is clearly my favorite:

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p121/push_evolve1111/motivator4209393.jpg

molly mummenschanz, Sunday, 28 October 2007 05:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.eskimo.com/~gweiss/rmonkey2.jpg

Kerm, Sunday, 28 October 2007 05:51 (eighteen years ago)

ride like the wind!

molly mummenschanz, Sunday, 28 October 2007 05:58 (eighteen years ago)

I have a Mariners rally monkey.

The Reverend, Sunday, 28 October 2007 06:13 (eighteen years ago)

Are Whiplash's dreams coming true, or are ours?

milo z, Sunday, 28 October 2007 07:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39529000/jpg/_39529351_hangus203.jpg

In 2002, Stuart Drummond campaigned for the office of Mayor of Hartlepool in the costume of the local football team's mascot, 'H'Angus the Monkey'. He narrowly won. His election slogan had been "free bananas for schoolchildren", a promise he was unable to keep. Despite this, he stood again three years later and won with a landslide victory.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 28 October 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Monday, 29 October 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)


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