In praise of... TAPATIO

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http://www.tapatiohotsauce.com/products/images/10oz.jpg

Oh Tapatio...
How you've helped me through countless nights... countless nights of bland burritos that have been magically transformed into delicious human batteries by your simple, yet perfect, combination of ingredients.

http://www.tapatiohotsauce.com/products/images/32oz.jpg

Oh Tapatio...
How do you make water, red peppers, salt, spices, garlic, acetic acid, xanthan gum and sodium benzonate COMBUST into a world of enchanted, happy, monkey flavors in my mouth!?

http://www.tapatiohotsauce.com/products/images/halfgal.jpg

Oh Tapatio...
You truly are the nectar of the gods!

ES UNA SALSA... MUY SALSA!!!!

chaki, Friday, 26 October 2007 04:59 (eighteen years ago)

^

Lingbert, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:02 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder what would happen if Tapatio had a baby with Cholula

http://www.mohotta.com/images/products/206.jpg

Hurting 2, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:03 (eighteen years ago)

That shit is good too

chaki, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:03 (eighteen years ago)

I'd vote for Cholula more but both are necessary, even vital.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:07 (eighteen years ago)

if a taqueria has both on the table i aint afrad to mis that shit. ill make a tapalula cocktail.

chaki, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:08 (eighteen years ago)

i am a gabacha and i like

http://www.tabasco.com/images/content/pf_chipnew_bottle.gif

get bent, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

get that corn outta my face!

chaki, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:19 (eighteen years ago)

In college, my roomate and I would kill one of the small bottles of El Tapatio (59ยข!) in less than a week. The big bottles in ~ 1 month. One of those gallon jugs would have made it a full semester! I still have love for Tapatio, but am currently having an affair with El Yucateco:

http://www.thehotzoneonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/elyukateco.jpg

naus, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:47 (eighteen years ago)

Tapatio is tapaterrible. Tastes like cinnamon. Why does my burrito taste like Big Red? Thanks, Tapatio jerk! I've got a bottle in the fridge if anybody wants it.

Cayenne 4 Life!

Kerm, Friday, 26 October 2007 06:32 (eighteen years ago)

tapatio is essential. probably my favorite condiment, sriracha coming in a close second.

robotsinlove, Friday, 26 October 2007 06:32 (eighteen years ago)

I always have a quart of Tapatio in the fridge.

libcrypt, Friday, 26 October 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

Huy Fong sriracha is actually my first choice overall.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 October 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

Tapatio is tapaterrible. Tastes like cinnamon. Why does my burrito taste like Big Red? Thanks, Tapatio jerk! I've got a bottle in the fridge if anybody wants it.

Cayenne 4 Life!

-- Kerm, Friday, 26 October 2007 06:32 (9 hours ago) Link

ban this asshole

chaki, Friday, 26 October 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

i will not eat in mexican restaurant if they don't have this

carne asada, Friday, 26 October 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.beerandrap.com/images/beerandtapatio.jpg

and what, Friday, 26 October 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

i should actually jsut carry bottle around with me

carne asada, Friday, 26 October 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

lol i have packets in my man bag

chaki, Friday, 26 October 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

also: baby wipes

chaki, Friday, 26 October 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

Nice combo
can of Tecate with lime and tapatio = gangsta

carne asada, Friday, 26 October 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

ban this asshole

-- chaki, Friday, 26 October 2007 16:13 (2 hours ago) Link

In hot sauce thread, no asshole is safe.

Kerm, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

Tapatio has that familiarity and is great all-purpose but that Yucateco Kutbil-ik is some serious not-to-be-fucked with greatness. If I had to go without one, it'd be the Yucateco, 'cause it's overwhelming whereas Tapatio is just right, it's not about the thrillride it's about the goodness.

Still neither can touch the no-longer-in-existence Montezuma Aztec Hot Sauce, which was the greatest hot sauce of all time.

J0hn D., Friday, 26 October 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k231/stolishiloh/sleestaksticker.jpg

chaki, Monday, 5 November 2007 01:32 (eighteen years ago)

:-D

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 November 2007 01:32 (eighteen years ago)

Life just needs more skulls.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 November 2007 01:32 (eighteen years ago)

And more...TAPATIO!

Abbott, Monday, 5 November 2007 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

Good on FISH.

Abbott, Monday, 5 November 2007 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

i ate a bunch today on this burrito http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/chakisaki/1104071407.jpg

chaki, Monday, 5 November 2007 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

Dear People in California,

Eat some Mexican for me today. Even though I'll be jealous, it must not go to waste.

Love,
Me

G00blar, Monday, 5 November 2007 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

Tapatio is tapaterrible. Tastes like cinnamon. Why does my burrito taste like Big Red? Thanks, Tapatio jerk! I've got a bottle in the fridge if anybody wants it.

Cayenne 4 Life!

-- Kerm, Friday, 26 October 2007 06:32 (1 week ago) Link


I am afraid I have no choice but to agree with this asshole

bernard snowy, Monday, 5 November 2007 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

my current chick calls this shit "ta-pay-shee-o" lol

chaki, Saturday, 24 May 2008 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

ysi?

gershy, Saturday, 24 May 2008 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

cinnamon? for real? that's like people who say cilantro tastes like soap.

rockapads, Saturday, 24 May 2008 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

cholula is better but if tapatio is all that's on hand i'm happy to have it

get bent, Saturday, 24 May 2008 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

super tasters

libcrypt, Sunday, 25 May 2008 01:36 (eighteen years ago)

Thank you for the reminder to add this to shopping list for pending holiday back to U.S....

Savannah Smiles, Sunday, 25 May 2008 07:52 (eighteen years ago)

cholula > tapatio > valentina

kl0pper, Sunday, 25 May 2008 07:57 (eighteen years ago)

I liked chaki betta when he was salsa meta

El Tomboto, Sunday, 25 May 2008 09:32 (eighteen years ago)

get that corn outta my face!

chaki, Sunday, 25 May 2008 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

valentina is the motherfucking jam of the gods on popcorn, cheetos or elotes so don't even come with that hierarchical bizniss kl0pper

J0hn D., Sunday, 25 May 2008 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

SAUCE 200

tehresa, Sunday, 25 May 2008 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

Oh man I go through a bottle of Tapatio a week, basically. Yesterday my big meal was boiled eggs doused in way too much Tapatio. It was fucking good.

Abbott, Sunday, 25 May 2008 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha, maybe so, but I wouldn't want to get in an enclosed space with you today.

Rock Hardy, Sunday, 25 May 2008 18:12 (eighteen years ago)


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