the vajayjays are taking over

ha i only heard this via tracy jordan.

I really thought this thread was going to be about VJs. You know, video jockeys.

"It seems like a step backward."

that woman who says we shd refer to our bodies using "anatomically correct" names is fkn crazy.

I disagree. The correct word must be cromulent with the known anatomy.

“It sounds warm and familiar and it almost makes the vagina feel like a little cartoon character with eyes that walks around.”

i can't tell if you're being sarcastic.

xpost

What the hell is wrong w/ anatomically correct terms? Not in happy hour conversation, obv, unless that's your thing, but not differentiating between labia, vulva, clitoris, etc, and the actual vagina, yes, the part where the penis goes, is like calling your pinky finger your "arm".

clinical terms take me back to 5th grade sex ed embarrassment

but yeah, differentiation is important if you want to get specific and not be annoying with blanket terms. vagina = not just one thing. and neither is a penis really

"And now, class, strgn will tell us about his urethra."

meatus

jesus why did i think it was a good idea to post on this thread

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/6/10/27/f_toolatem_d70ea5b.jpg

juvenile lol:

Dr. Carol A. Livoti, a Manhattan obstetrician and gynecologist and an author of “Vaginas: An Owner’s Manual” (Thunder’s Mouth Press, 2004), said vajayjay and other euphemisms and slang offend her and can render women incapable of explaining their symptoms to health professionals. “I think it’s terrible,” Dr. Livoti said. “It’s time to start calling anatomical organs by their anatomical name. We should be proud of our bodies.”

“It seems like a step backward,” she added.

Technically speaking, the vagina is the canal that leads from the uterus to the outside of the body, a fact that has led both Ms. Ensler and Ms. Steinem to write that vagina — while not a word that should be stigmatized — is inadequate because it is not inclusive enough. It does not, they have pointed out, include the labia and clitoris, the nerve-rich locus of a woman’s sexual pleasure.

Okay WTF fucking Eve Ensler's the one most guilty of f'ing this up. Did you know you wrote a monstrosity called the Vagina Monologues Ms. Ensler? Wherein 90% of the time the word vagina is used you fucking MEAN vulva? Like the part where a woman describes how her husband doesn't like "her hairy vagina" – yeah, if I had to put my dick or whatevs into a vagcanal lined with thick, curly hair onto which secretions had crusted I'd be pretty fucking disgusted too. Jesus fucking Christ you are one irritating hypocrite.

that's why i refer to male and female anatomy strictly as "wee wee" and "hoo hoo". it's served me well for over 30 years now.

0_o xp

THINK ABOUT IT.

i'd prefer not to, really.

"my dick or whatevs"

a++

This viral junk needs to stop. It's usually inherently stupid, but that's okay until people think they're really clever for engaging in it and it becomes an obnoxious phenomenon.

WE TAKIN OVER

You're half the population!

that woman who says we shd refer to our bodies using "anatomically correct" names is fkn crazy.

she's talking about her gyno patients

What in heaven's name is wrong with 'bloody axe wound'?

Little <first name here> works for me.

And if it's not littler than you are, then you have some weirdo extra-dimensional issues.

I wonder how many authors have explored the notion of the vajayjay as an extra-dimensional portal.

Vajayjay is probably an Indian name, come to think of it.

I wonder how many authors have explored the notion of the vajayjay as an extra-dimensional portal.

1. Piers Anthony

Vajayjay, how you doing? I heard your car broke down, well that's too bad.
Vajayjay, don't you know, when you're down there's just one place to go.

The last thing I want in this entire world is Piers Anthony trying to explore my 'extra-dimensional portal' while making puns about about Pooter Portals or something like that. :P

24 HOURS WITH THE VAJ AY JAY

Pooter Portals = classic Yummy Fur. Maybe funniest comic sequence ever.

I wonder how many authors have explored the notion of the vajayjay as an extra-dimensional portal.

"It's full of stars!"

At one point they have to get Reagan back to his home world, but since his head is on the guy's penis, he has to use his pooter portal to get him there. Only problem is that buttfucking is punishable by death in the other world.

That made less sense than it did in the comic.

"There's a fog upon L.A..."

I would like you all to know I am actually NOT kidding about Piers Anthony.

http://www.piers-anthony.com/bridge.html

Long live 'cooch'

I read that libcrypt! Fucking gold BUT my favorite was 'the man who couldn't stop.'

Hey nabisco, Anthony's got a stronghold in your hometown!

"Other significant holdings of his papers are at Golden Library at Eastern New Mexico University in Portales, New Mexico..."

Minnie's Crew (definitely a play on words which become clearer after reading the story)

oops didn't get whole quote:

Actually I think the original title was much more inventive, and fit the story better. This is another classic example of the creative mind of Piers Anthony.

guys we talked about extra-dimensional vaginas on the OTHER thread HOURS ago

YOU may be over space cooch. the rest of us are not.

only if i can call my junk a panini

Hawkman Vs. Hawkgirl Vs. The Vagina Dentata In Space

I read that libcrypt! Fucking gold BUT my favorite was 'the man who couldn't stop.'

Too bad he never got back to that brilliance.

princess superstar says "vajayjay" on her track with mc paul barman "let's get MTV off the air"

I'm partial to "giney."

The Bridge is a quick delightful read leaving the reader satisfied and with hope for the future.

^^^^^^^^ This is not actually true; "The Bridge" is a quick perplexing read leaving the reader really fucking confused and with hope that he never ever meets Piers Anthony.

Well, that is a form of hope, and one that I share. This is all making me want to read that story something bad, though.

"In this book you'll encounter clouds and con-artists, a lady and a toaster, dogs, dentists (yes, dentists), a pint-sized Paul Bunyan, a tiger and a pair of love birds, a vengeful ghost, distant galaxies and a very wise monster, and a most intriguing encyclopedia. Open ANTHONOLOGY and enter the worlds of Piers Anthony -- wacky, wise, wonderful, and always fantastic.

zomg DENTISTS!

Piers Anthony manages to take earth-bound dentist Dr. Dillingham and launch him into galactic space to fix the dental woes of species never before dreamed of on this earth! Anthony leads the reader on a merry chase throughout the galaxy culminating in our hero achieving dental nirvana at the Galactic school of dentistry.

AUTHOR PUTS DENTIST IN SPACE

you can call him ray, or you can call him vajayjay

Va,Jay,Jay!
http://www.younghollywoodhof.com/drina/haywood.jpg

clitoris, the nerve-rich locus of a woman’s sexual pleasure.

NOW I KNOW. THANX NY TIMES.

VAhttp://www.coucoucircus.org/da/images-da/jayjay.jpg

They've got their own ointment already & everything:

http://www.leastlikely2breed.net/

ABBOT OTM RE: EVE ENSLER

using clinical anatomical words is hottt