A short, true story about how deeply ignorant I am of sports.

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My assignment at the game today was examining credentials to enter the "End Zone Club" - basically, I need to see the ticket and membership card of the aspiring entrant. After one particularly tall, mustached and ugly guy was admitted, a co-worker said "That was the rocket, did you see?"

I replied "What rocket?"

He told me "The Rocket! Roger Clemens!"

Nonplussed, I replied "Oh, I don't follow football."

Oilyrags, Sunday, 28 October 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

loooool

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 28 October 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

note: i would also not have recognized roger clemens

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 28 October 2007 02:57 (eighteen years ago)

Well, now at least I know

1 - his name
2 - that he plays baseball
3 - and is apparently very famous for it

Oilyrags, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)

Also very rich for it.

Clay, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:01 (eighteen years ago)

did he have an enormous ass?

milo z, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)

didn't notice. I seldom scope the asses of men.

Oilyrags, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, his penis, then.

Consomelia Chisbreth-Vermeer, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

Uh...his ticket was the normal size.

Oilyrags, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

the diameter of his testicles please

Lingbert, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

In related news, I'm very badly sunburned.

Oilyrags, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://img27.picoodle.com/img/img27/6/10/27/f_avocadom_7b0d5ae.jpg

xp damn

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

According to google, avocado trees are prone to sunburn too, yes.

Oilyrags, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

Since when does Roger Clemens have a moustache?

The Yellow Kid, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:52 (eighteen years ago)

BAN FAKE CLAYMENZ

gershy, Sunday, 28 October 2007 04:02 (eighteen years ago)

Huh. Okay, maybe some other guy who came through around the same time was Clemens.

Oilyrags, Sunday, 28 October 2007 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

jol out

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 28 October 2007 11:55 (eighteen years ago)

^^^awesome, but only works with the thread-title so I am wary of excelsioring it.

Just got offed, Sunday, 28 October 2007 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

I don't get it.

Oilyrags, Sunday, 28 October 2007 12:09 (eighteen years ago)

this is what roger clemens looks like:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GEd3pS1jXJ4

gr8080, Sunday, 28 October 2007 12:29 (eighteen years ago)


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