My assignment at the game today was examining credentials to enter the "End Zone Club" - basically, I need to see the ticket and membership card of the aspiring entrant. After one particularly tall, mustached and ugly guy was admitted, a co-worker said "That was the rocket, did you see?"
I replied "What rocket?"
He told me "The Rocket! Roger Clemens!"
Nonplussed, I replied "Oh, I don't follow football."
― Oilyrags, Sunday, 28 October 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)
loooool
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 28 October 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)
note: i would also not have recognized roger clemens
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 28 October 2007 02:57 (eighteen years ago)
Well, now at least I know
1 - his name 2 - that he plays baseball 3 - and is apparently very famous for it
― Oilyrags, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)
Also very rich for it.
― Clay, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:01 (eighteen years ago)
did he have an enormous ass?
― milo z, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)
didn't notice. I seldom scope the asses of men.
― Oilyrags, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)
Okay, his penis, then.
― Consomelia Chisbreth-Vermeer, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)
Uh...his ticket was the normal size.
― Oilyrags, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)
the diameter of his testicles please
― Lingbert, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)
In related news, I'm very badly sunburned.
― Oilyrags, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)
http://img27.picoodle.com/img/img27/6/10/27/f_avocadom_7b0d5ae.jpg
xp damn
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)
According to google, avocado trees are prone to sunburn too, yes.
― Oilyrags, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)
Since when does Roger Clemens have a moustache?
― The Yellow Kid, Sunday, 28 October 2007 03:52 (eighteen years ago)
BAN FAKE CLAYMENZ
― gershy, Sunday, 28 October 2007 04:02 (eighteen years ago)
Huh. Okay, maybe some other guy who came through around the same time was Clemens.
― Oilyrags, Sunday, 28 October 2007 11:44 (eighteen years ago)
jol out
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 28 October 2007 11:55 (eighteen years ago)
^^^awesome, but only works with the thread-title so I am wary of excelsioring it.
― Just got offed, Sunday, 28 October 2007 11:57 (eighteen years ago)
I don't get it.
― Oilyrags, Sunday, 28 October 2007 12:09 (eighteen years ago)
this is what roger clemens looks like:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GEd3pS1jXJ4
― gr8080, Sunday, 28 October 2007 12:29 (eighteen years ago)