fuck these pro-life dudes i have to walk past every day

http://www.prolifeunity.com/index.php/georgia

thou shalt not park here

i cant believe what a waste of time & effort this is... if they really cared about the well-being of helpless kids (i dont think they do) couldnt they spend their 10 hours a day volunteering at a foster home or something instead of standing around on the sidewalk annoying people

I'm a little less worried than I am about Stormfront :O

those big signs with the sloppy joes on them

bravo

"pray here" lololololololol

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WOMBICIDE IS DELICIOUS

apparently the guy who runs a "jew watch" website lives like 10 miles from me. I kind of want to camp on his front lawn so he can watch me do stuff. or maybe I should send him pictures of me like doing laundry, eating cereal, driving to work, sharpening my horns, etc.

i have become resigned to the idea that the world will always contain maudlin crazies who attach themselves to ideas like this. these people have always existed and they always will exist. i believe this type of activity has got almost nothing to do with actually helping disadvantaged children and everything to do with alternately assuaging and feeding some weird, keening martyrdom that they have convinced themselves is their birthright. in a time of war these people would probably actually be doing something useful, like nursing.

uh this is a time of war

I think the only person who's personally pro-life who's ever given a shit about poor women and poor children is Jimmy Carter. I doubt any of these people would be inclined to nursing under any circumstances.

also, bnw, plz do that! wtf is a Jew watch?

keeping tabs on the Elders of Zion

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OSNAP

okay that's a gigantic "OH GOD NO" to somanyshrimp.com

yeah horseshoe maybe you're right. what i mean is that this kind of blind fervor of righteousness can be channelled into a lot of different things, some of them not so bad. like people who faithfully attend candlelight vigils for death row inmates. it's just weird how many of these people are just STUCK on abortion, stuck in this loop, this energy not getting channelled into anything else.

I know what you mean, Tracer, and it's a generous thought on your part, but I think rabid pro-lifers are just different in kind than run of the mill zealots (partially because of how they view women). but I hates them, so I'm biased.

yeah theres no real way to explain the idea that you care deeply about children dying with your response to being to yell at poor women & try to stop them from going to a doctor instead of helping the thousands & thousands of actual children who die in america every day

they live in a sick society and no one can see it but them

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1545000/images/_1546705_atta_afp150.jpg

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or I guess maybe the difference between zealots and zealots is some kind of investment in the social world as it is? like it seems unlikely to me that you end up nursing unless you feel connected in some way to other people.

and that connectedness isn't contingent on them being rightminded about whatever your pet issue is.

or on not being dirty whores, i.e. women.

they feel very connected to their own tribe of believers, though, i imagine? but yeah outside that, all is compromised, all is fallen.

xpost haha yes that just made my post redundant

some serious mysogny goin on in anti-abortion zealotry

i feel like that wacko group who protests at soldier funerals are a fitting end-point for these people, where the message has become so distorted and fucked up that its totally secondary to the freakshow.

someone posted a good article about those people...

some serious mysogny goin on in anti-abortion zealotry
Every time I see these people they are all men, which doesn't make for a very convincing case.

http://www.iamemilyx.blogspot.com/

they are just god-fearing, christ-loving men who want to save your womb from its wayward path and make sure you get married and turn out babies like you're supposed to

"pro-life" is the logic of cancer, basically

Did you see Lake of Fire, e-Fun?

The only time I enjoy "Hen Fap" is imagining protesting the protesters with "We Want Hen Fap" sign. Only the absurd could make this laughable.

somewhat related: there was a bunch of stuff on metafilter about Francis Schaeffer today, who is at least more interesting then the obvious targets we quickly pile-on.

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if reading about serg's friends and random youtube links is boring i dont want to be interesting

as for a serious answer in my experience there are lots of women protesting this stuff too. doesnt keep it from being misogynist obv but i dont think we should distort the fact that this movement has broad support

lol 'broad support' double meaning

HAHAHAHA

There are lots of LITTLE KID supporters too. Holding signs at surely their parents' order & shit. Poor fucking kids, that is tantamount to fabric-shopping torture.

I escort at Planned Parenthood and I get so furious at the protesters because they could be do so many POSITIVE things - volunteering at a soup kitchen, crocheting bandages for leper colonies, cleaning up a highway anything - but instead they are standing in a little clot outside of a fucking HEALTH CLINIC yelling "THEY KILL BABIES IN THERE" at women who are, most likely, going inside to have a CANCER SCREENING. And then they have the nerve to say that they are there because they care about women's health.

OMG

yelling at women outside a clinic that abortion is bad for the psyche of women is srsly the most amazing piece of circular logic since those anti-drug ads that explained that smoking weed is illegal because it can ruin your life and the way it will ruin your life is because we will lock you up for smoking it

Some people just like yelling, and this subset isn't into seeing WWE live, perhaps? Seriously some people just like yelling and being enraged.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dCV5G-ZTc14

having conversations about morally ambiguous subjects that end up indicting everyone that lives in this country are a total bummer, tracer, which is why we don't have them

ALL OUR MOTHERS MADE US FEEL IRRECONCILABLE GUILT
TRANSFERENCE IS THE REASON WHY WE HAVE TO SCREAM THIS FILTH

also btw self-sufficient future sapphists won't have any reason to go to space duh, building teh rocketz is a cock offset project for the mans

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abbott please come up with alternate titles/tag lines for "LIFE ON A DYKE PLANET" please

Dibs on "yonic space ship" for a band name.

indicting everyone that lives in this country

speak for yourself, I don't have a vote.

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get on this, people!

wouldn't space faring lesbians just use invaginations of the space-time continuum to get around the universe

like duh people

lol invaginations

they could use some kind of giant baster

vulvulations

like whichever one's responsible for the milky way

schlocky movie director could even make stargate style portals, cut from marble and not-so-obliquely checking georgia o'keefe

Like in that Pedro Almodóvar movie.

Srsly this book Ammonite is about a mixed-gender exploration force that lands on a habitable planet and finds that colony ships had crashed there hundreds of years ago and there are humans on it already...but only women. It turns out there's a viral agent that kills men but women can survive it because it gives them biofeedback on a crazy advanced level so as the virus is killing you, you look inside and transform it into a symbiote. From that point, women can trigger their own ovulation & implantation and trigger the egg to start dividing on its own. Oh yes. It's totally amazing. And actually not a bad little book at all.

sounds like Octavia Butler

Ammonite by Nicola Griffiths

portals not necessary since space recognized to be curved into the exact shape of a chocha - you know how "the spot" often seems to mysteriously shift, instantaneously

so really what happened is one of the men finally figured out how to rock the ceratioid method of fuk

I would be a symbiote for all of these ladies. bonus: monogamy enforced by you being glued up in it for all time.

Who knows. It turns out to be the method of reproduction for everything else on the planet; the virus is as necssary as the ones that live in our stomachs, for instance.

a boy-child is discovered on a distant planet, one of the few born in this society, and is to be sold for milking until he is rescued from the clutches of his sexually uninhibited mothers (<--- SEX SCENE L@@K HOW DECADENT) by a rag-tag group of rogue-ish and v masculine ex-space marines and their doting wives(<--- SEX SCENE, BUT IN A TASTEFUL HETERO WAY) who have a spaceship (it, too, being the last of its breed) and use it to fly to the heart of the sapphic empire, crashing through the enormous glass ceiling of milking/cloneing facility (GUESS WHAT THE ROOF LOOKS LIKE), and destroying the empire by sending the boy-child through one of the portals (which was highly taboo, and had never been done before). his male energy disrupts the universe's foldings, destroying the network of portals and severely damaging the sapphic empire's ability to govern. scores of men and women are released from lesbian bondage.

scores of men and women are released from lesbian bondage.

so a sad ending, then

Yeah, I couldn't even watch Titanic, dude.

i'm really tempted to write that as a schlocky sci-fi novel and make a million dollars from the hentai crowd.

novel fuck that let's make a movie

dave sim

GUESS WHAT THE ROOF LOOKS LIKE

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i live in DC, I can try and see if you can crash the fake spaceship into the Capitol.

Altho to be honest breast obsession is WAY more a straight guy thing than a lesbo one, I'm pretty sure.

Why don't you think it over for a few days, come to a firm decision

supplement it with pictures

Maybe this is better:

http://www.magicaljourneys.com/Spain/images/images-guggenheim2.jpg

that's fuckin hideous

^^that doesn't look like the heart of the sapphic empire.

oh i was thinking less like boobs and more like the sydney opera house on its back

There is one result for "yonic architecture" and it is Keanu and Debra Discourse on The Matrix.

Oh sorry, that makes total sense, rw. I was just imagining crashing through a roof, so the upright visualization escaped me.

i was hoping we were going to keep milking the breast puns

i dunno we've been squeezing them dry for what seems like an hour now

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I used to own this album:
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I live just off the bottom-left of that map

By the top of her stockings?

Umbert the Unborn, the world's most lovable unborn baby (next to yours)!

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FETUSES WEAR GLASSES.

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