http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/wayoflife/10/26/mf.drinking.storries/index.html
MAN!
― Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)
There's very little funnier than a video of a drunken elephant.
― Abbott, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)
WAU
No wonder they don't sell beer at the circus. Apparently, elephants like to get wasted.
― molly mummenschanz, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)
I also like the idea of turning a fountain into a punch bowl WITH 5 POUNDS OF NUTMEG.
I didn't know you could die from alcohol fumes.
― Abbott, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)
rowing boats IN the punchbowl ffs
ray smuckles needs to throw that party
― Just got offed, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)
there's some detail in barbara tuchman's "the march of folly" about drinking during the colonial era. basically every public figure had horrible gout and died at 45, while every doctor prescribed...more wine, for everything.
― gff, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)
Since then, the pachyderms have regularly raided the base for a drink and have smashed down all defenses put up by the army, including electrified fences and firewalls.
high tec elephunts be hacking round firewalls!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)
Looks like we need a dead body for the next JJ and FB will drink it round.
― John Justen, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)
Not enough for it to be dead - it really should be a military hero.
I recommend Erik Prince.
― Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)