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A poll to celebrate the impending release of a 7 DVD box set featuring the complete works of The Fast Show. Some of the descriptions are a bit vague (The Hearty Hiker, Jack Pot?), so check http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_Show_characters for a fuller description.
Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| Ted & Ralph | 3 |
| Professor Denzil Dexter | 2 |
| Rowley Birkin QC | 2 |
| Hello, We're Cockneys | 2 |
| Indecisive Dave | 1 |
| Billy Bleach, pub know-it-all. | 1 |
| Jesse and his strange diets, fashion tastes and experiments | 1 |
| Bob Fleming. | 1 |
| 'You Ain't Seen Me, Right?' | 1 |
| Ken and Kenneth, the "Suit you!" tailors. | 1 |
| Dave Angel, Eco-Warrior | 1 |
| The hurrying family, "Come on! Hurry up! We're going to be late!" | 1 |
| Competitive Dad | 1 |
| Tommy Cockles | 1 |
| Chanel 9 News | 1 |
| Jack Pot & Tom Bowler | 1 |
| As an unnamed, Charlton Heston - style astronaut who rushes up to people and shouts "Where am I? What year is this? | 1 |
| The 13th Duke of Wybourne | 1 |
| Different With Boys, who acts in harsh and professional, "no-nonsense" way in front of female friends and coll | 1 |
| Brilliant Kid | 1 |
| Johnny Nice Painter | 1 |
| The presenter of a TV show called Worldview | 0 |
| Roger Nouveau | 0 |
| A full 6 hours in make-up. | 0 |
| Ed Winchester | 0 |
| A fish scientist who has no friends | 0 |
| Linda the Landlady | 0 |
| Checkout Girl | 0 |
| "Our" Janine Carr | 0 |
| Advertisements for the 'Gizmo' | 0 |
| Disco Baby, Sexy Baby song performed by Higson dressed as hairy overweight '70s disco star. Mikki Disco. | 0 |
| The Long, Slow Punch Up | 0 |
| The Offroaders | 0 |
| The Indie Band with John Thomson as the record executive Mr Wells. | 0 |
| The Nuns | 0 |
| We're from the Isle of Man | 0 |
| The Soppy Businessmen | 0 |
| The Unpronounceables | 0 |
| Ah-ha!....Shit! | 0 |
| Our Lord Jesus | 0 |
| The Alcoholics | 0 |
| The Fat Sweaty Coppers | 0 |
| The Patagonians | 0 |
| Roy & Renée | 0 |
| El Amoro I El Passionne | 0 |
| "Lesbians, Dave" | 0 |
| Chip Cobb, the Deaf Stuntman | 0 |
| Arthur Atkinson | 0 |
| Advertisements for cheesy peas. | 0 |
| Does Anyone Fancy a Pint? | 0 |
| Chris the Crafty Cockney | 0 |
| The "monster" who terrorizes a young woman in her bed in the middle of the night with betting tips. | 0 |
| 'Unlucky' Alf | 0 |
| Ron Manager | 0 |
| Archie the pub bore | 0 |
| The Hearty Hiker | 0 |
| I'm Sorry, I've Just Come | 0 |
| Swiss Toni | 0 |
| Geoffrey Norman MP, the Tory politician who denies everything. | 0 |
| Colin Hunt | 0 |
| Colin ('I'll Get Me Coat') | 0 |
| Patrick Nice | 0 |
| 'Even better than that!' | 0 |
| Rubbish Dad: Brilliant Kid's Father. | 0 |
| HA!, an elderly woman who only ever interjects into family conversations with a sarcastic 'HA!' | 0 |
| Insecure Woman | 0 |
| No Offence, rude South African department store cosmetics sales woman. | 0 |
| The Builder seen perched on an RSJ suspended from a crane, eating his lunch and mouthing off about all and sundry. | 0 |
| Gideon Soames, a white-haired, bespectacled television historian. | 0 |
| Andy The Affair Man | 0 |
| John Actor (Monkfish) | 0 |
| Carl Hooper, Australian presenter of That's Amazing. | 0 |
| Squeamish Zookeeper | 0 |
| Sadistic Doctor who ritually teases and humiliates his patients. | 0 |
| Unnamed elderly attendant of a remote garage | 0 |
| Cane wielding public school headmaster. | 0 |
| Friendly but naked newlyweds. | 0 |
― Billy Dods, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)
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