Why is toothpase so gross.

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I hate the way it tastes like an atomic mint.

― anthony, Sunday, 22 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't stand it. Fuck fluoride...I just go for plain baking soda and hydrogen peroxide.

― Melissa W, Sunday, 22 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

TOOTH POWDER. Try it!

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 22 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Me, I love toothpaste. Brushing your teeth with nothing but grit = ew, on an aesthetic sense.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 22 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

tooth powder = Comet for yr teeth.

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 22 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In England as you know we use soot. Tastes good; does you good.

― mark s, Sunday, 22 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was once so hungry I ate toothpaste. A bit extreme. Though I don't mind the taste generally. What's wrong with it? Clean yer pegs!

― D*A*V*I*D*M, Sunday, 22 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In Boots (or maybe Superdrug) you used to be able to (and perhaps still can) buy blackcurrent flavoured toothpaste which had some kind of edible glitter in it. It was almost as if it had been made specifically for Kenickie/Manics fans (which would be a fantastic piece of merchandise)

― jamesmichaelward, Sunday, 22 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sp: 'toothpaste'.

I just discovered that I own a Kenickie single.

― the pinefox, Sunday, 22 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Are English people allowed to post on this topic?

― Mike Hanley, Sunday, 22 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

David found Toms natural Cinnamon . It tastes candirifc. He si sick of me bitching.

― anthony, Sunday, 22 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom's of Maine is the Asskcicker of toothpastes.

― Mike Hanley, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It is . Apparently their are alot of other flavours. But he went out of his way to find it.

― anthony, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i love toothpaste - maybe its cos we don't have fluride in our water herre (tose commie bastards after our precioous fluids) but when I was a kid I used to eat toothpaste all the time...until someone told me, like bubblegum,it gives you stomach cancer...

― Geoff, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom of Finland's naturally cinnamon. Oops, I mean, Maine, though I can only imagine what innovative uses Tom of Finland would find for toothpaste.

Since you can't get it here, I have to go with the Colgate that comes in the sparkly holographic tube. I was hoping that the toothpaste would be sparkly and holographic, but alas alack no. Maybe I should look a bit harder for the Kenickie fan toothpaste, it sounds perfect for me.

― Kate the Saint, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Colgate Herbal has Myrhh in it - no wonder Jesus had such good teeth. It tastes of Menthol which made a nice change the other day. - Is there a rule that says they can't do yellow or black toothpaste?

― Pete, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The rule of going bankrupt because no one will buy your aesthetically displeasing product?

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You could call it Wasp-Paste, have it honey flavoured and do an advert where hundreds of wasps sting away the plaque. Yellow & Black striped gel. Its the future I tell you.

― Pete, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Listen now. I need to clear up something immediately. Manics fans do NOT automatically like things that are purple and glittery. I cannot abide by sparkly toothpaste. And blackcurrant?!?!?! Argh, that toothpaste sounds fantastically disgusting and horrible, I'd kill myself if I used it.

I like to brush my teeth, I take forever when I do. I LIKE mint. Don't give me bizarre flavored toothpaste. It's supposed to taste like mint, not blackcurrant-mango. I'd be disgusted to have fruity toothpaste.

― Ally, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How come Americans always make fun of British teeth? Are British teeth really that bad? Or is it they were once bad (ca. Dickens) and old taunts die hard?? Seems yer modern Brit, eg. Billie Piper, has great big happy goofy teeth.

― AP, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am English and I have lovely teeth. The dentist has never had to do anything to them (e.g. braces, fillings). I take great pride in having all my own teeth at my age.

― Emma, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I love brushing my teeth, I really do. I even have more than one toothbrush!

― Paul Strange, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

call it Wasp-Paste, have it honey flavoured

wouldn't Bee-Paste be honey flavoured? Wasp-Paste should be flavoured with rotting fruit.

― kevan, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I used to work at the Tom of Finland Foundation. They should totally market that Tom of Finland toothpaste, it'd be amazing. Anus stick toothpaste, they'd make a mint! But they're pretty humorless old leather queens, I don't know if they'd be into it. They take his legacy *very* seriously. Nice people, though.

I also love to brush my teeth, but I draw the line at bringing a toothbrush to work and having a post-lunch session.

― Arthur, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sorry, I can never resist English tooth taunts, You can call us braces-mouths if you like.

― Mike Hanley, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

God i have to hear ALL of the Tom of Finland stories. They scared me when my first boyfriend showed me.

― anthony, Tuesday, 24 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

eighteen years pass...

toothpase the dutchie

― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 December 2019 20:11 (six years ago)

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