"Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead"

She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

Try the anus first. If it's good, stick with them!

i'm just going to imagine it's heather mills, and that paul's lawyers ripped her the new one.

I have been to Hell, and it's the comments thread on this story

John ain't kidding.

i'd agree with you, but i'd feel uncomfortable taking the moral high ground at this late stage.

Original story in German with picture (*)

http://www.frankenpost.de/nachrichten/regional/bayerntitelseite/art2445,802310

(*) of the hospital

I thought (*) was the picture.

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There's some great stories on that Fox site if you click round a bit.

Harris County, Texas, native Centava Dozier, 21, filed a $200,000 lawsuit Monday against American Airlines, alleging that a passenger masturbated in the seat next to her and then ejaculated on her hair.

()*()

(*)*) surely

hoshea you are killin me today and I appreciate it more than I can say

aww <3

I don't understand German enough: is the hospital going to put her old one back in for free?

(_!_) ----> (_*_)

:/ ----> >:(

Top News Story in Health: "Is Your Vagina Depressed?"

((°)) = ;_; ?

Comment by Willy Wrektim
March 19th, 2008 at 10:45 am

I bet her husband is happy with the results. :)

i wonder if the new anus actually worked better than the old anus

I hope so

i dunno, i cannot believe that a transplanted anus could really be an improvement over the one i've got now

The Morning Call, Allentown, Pa., Bill White column: Happy New Anus greeting was a mistake.

Morning Call (Allentown, PA) Date: August 12, 2006
Byline: Bill White

Aug. 12--Before I get to my real subject for today, I would like to apologize for what must have seemed like a rude remark in a recent column. Making fun of baseball analyst Harold Reynolds for mistaking "Feliz Navidad" for "Happy Birthday," I ended the column with "Feliz Ano Nuevo," or Happy New Year. I knew there is supposed to be a tilde (~) over the "n," but I didn't know how to enter it in our word processing program, so I left it out. I've lazily dispensed with accents in other foreign words from time to time. What I didn't know is that there is a difference between ano (yes, I have figured out how to do it) and ano.

your anus always leaves room for improvement

not YOURS specifically, just general anuses

There's a TV series in here somewhere

http://i28.tinypic.com/2lizj91.jpg

Anal Improvement

Comment by Mike B
March 19th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
One of those things is too many, and that poor lady has two?

TV Show:

My Two Anusses.

http://www.cafepharma.com/boards/showpost.php?p=50826&postcount=3

http://i26.tinypic.com/176b68.jpg

I feel sorry for the woman with three legs and no anus.

in other news

"Australian Man Gunned Down in Driveway by Killer Robot"
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339213,00.html

"LOL Texas"
http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2008Mar18/0,4670,CountrySingerGunpoint,00.html

Comment by Judy Kay
March 19th, 2008 at 11:25 am

Hopefully people are aware should this happen once ‘Universal Healthcare is in force that you will not be able to sue for a mistake like that….I am sooo scared of Universal healthcare… People , study it, resaerch it, talk to someone who lives with it……..

WTF

yeah, universal healthcare, man, doctors will be doing all kinds of crazy body pimping. extra arms, anuses that spew burning rocket fuel, cybernetic antennae... and HITLERY will make sure you cant sue!

freakazoid conservatives

http://www.steve.gb.com/images/me/anus.jpg