End of an era. Share your memories of the man with possibly the worst goals-to-games ratio in the history of English football here.
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 13:52 (eighteen years ago)
He scored for Everton once!
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 14:05 (eighteen years ago)
He scored for us once, too. Possibly even twice.
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 14:47 (eighteen years ago)
Claus has been a favourite of the fans at Southampton for his consistency and the years he has stayed at the Club.[citation needed]
Claus has also acted as Santa for the Southampton fans, although the fans call him 'Santa Claus', after his name.
― That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 14:50 (eighteen years ago)
Well, given that we got him for £400,000 in 1996, I'd say he's been a pretty good servant.
It's an historic day for Saints, alright...
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 18:35 (eighteen years ago)
got to be in the top 5 most annoying sc-mmers of the past 20 years, the others being
Matt Le Tosser Francis "Freddie Mercury" Benali Jason "Stalwart" Dodd James "I should be in the England Squad" Beattie Claus the viking Lundekvam
― djmartian, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 22:25 (eighteen years ago)
RIP big man
― jabba hands, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 06:07 (eighteen years ago)
3 most annoying P*rtsm*uth players include, the others being
David 'tough - that's life' James Sol 'Hollywood' Campbell 'pedal your own' Kanu
+, the others.
― the pinefox, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 10:52 (eighteen years ago)
Milan "head down" Baros
― That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 10:57 (eighteen years ago)
That Cunt With The Bell transcends the irritation factor of any of the actual playing staff though
Matty 'I will make the left side of England's midfield my own' Taylor.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 10:58 (eighteen years ago)
(God rest his soul)
Noé Pamarot: get some more fucking consonants in your name
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 11:01 (eighteen years ago)
Lassana Diarra: kinda like a really Little Englander, Daily Mail-reading caricature of self-righteous, money-grabbing African footballers, except he's actually a real person. What's all that about?
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 11:02 (eighteen years ago)
Lassana 'Lasagne' Diarra.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 11:05 (eighteen years ago)
TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME:
Alan SHITE, more like! Andy AWFUL, more like! Nwankwo "RHYMES WITH BANQUO" CANOE GLUM Johnson, more like!
― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:08 (eighteen years ago)