gays go medieval on Jay Leno's ass

god jay leno is such a waste of space.

boring

Yeah, dude. Leno should just ride off into the sunset on one of his millions of vintage motorcycles.

I've never found him funny at all. Letterman and Conan are so much funnier.

agreed

worst interviewer ever

I'd love Ryan Philippe to give me his gayest look.

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I've never found him funny at all. Letterman (is). . . so much funnier.

Yes, but Leno crushes Letterman in the ratings. Consistently.

America is full of idiots who hate people who are "mean" or sarcastic or even flirt with being highbrow.

good thing Avenue Q rose above such shameful stereotypes as these

i'll take avenue q over leno thx

leno is like 'telling jokes for dummies'

also, Leno in L.A.; Dave in NYC. I think that usually gives Jay the edge in guests. Even so, I, too, find it incredible that ppl prefer Leno. I've never laughed at this dude once.

conan gets on my fucking nerves, tbh

so let me get this straight - after seeing ryan phillippe give jay leno his gayest look gays were so aroused they piled on lenos ass for some sort of medieval type of gangbang?

now excuse me if this is totally obvious to those more familiar w/gay sexual mores - but why didnt they just fuck phillippe? i mean he was sitting right there, no?

America is full of idiots who hate people who are "mean" or sarcastic or even flirt with being highbrow.

Its not just that. As hard as he's tried to kill it, The Tonight Show still carries a great deal of cache, even though Carson's been gone for over a decade.

America is a very middlebrow country, and Leno plays to those sensibilities very well.

so let me get this straight

lol

Alright, I'm just gonna go ahead and confess that I pretty much FUCKING LOVE his stupid bit where he shows you silly and naughty typos from small town newspapers and grocery store circulars.

but yeah he sux mostly. letterman is the don.

Craig Ferguson >>>> all other talk show hosts.

Alright, I'm just gonna go ahead and confess that I pretty much FUCKING LOVE his stupid bit where he shows you silly and naughty typos from small town newspapers and grocery store circulars.

Conan's parody of this bit demolishes it, though.

yeah but anytime someone named Biggs is marrying someone named Wang, Jay Leno will be there

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People lay on the midwest a lot, but I guarantee 90% of Leno's audience lives in California. Never have I met more middlebrow mediocrity than a Californian.

I remember on a trip abroad it was a bunch of us from the NYC metro area and a bunch of kids from California. We were cracking wise and being sarcastic asses, as is our native culture, and we got this huge lecture from the California kids about being "nice, man. you gotta tone down man and be nicer. you're all so mean and it's just so ugly", in that neutered, breathy, vacant West Coast accent. Sanctimonious bastards.

Then they turn around and make fun of our accents. Bastards.

Ladies and gentlemen

Does anybody remember Leno's early years, when his style was kind of rock and roll greaser punk? He was like, "yo, ladies". Just a ramblin man. His humor's always been incredibly conservative though.

ride my greasy, throbbing pole nabisco. My anecdote is solid, rock hard and waiting for you

Good lord, did you grease it up special or is it just always slimy?

Good lord, you people watch late night comics?

burt i don't know anyone like the people you met, are they just hippies or what? my god that shit is lazy

i wouldve totally gone medieval on those hippies asses with my slimy throbbing pole

i watch letterman if i'm up, that's totally same shit different day now but I'm just into what he does. i have watched conan to pass the time but the way people talk about it makes me think i've somehow missed every single good thing that show has ever done

Tremendoid, count me in: I too am a big fan of Letterman.

Conan's become like the guy that can make a lot friends and acquaintances laugh without trying too hard, just based on the memorable moments he's had in the past.

At 11:30, I'm not quite ready for bed yet, but I'm too lazy to do much else besides turn on the TV. There are worse ways to spend a half hour than watching the first 30 minutes of Conan before brushing my teeth. Good for cuddling time, too, if my girlfriend and I have been off doing separate things earlier in the night.

Apparently Phillippe is really uncomfy in the video (which I havent seen) when Leno won't let the 'gay look' stuff go (they'd just shown a clip of RP playing a gay teen on a soap early in his career). But when you're promoting a new movie on Tonight, you don't give the host shit.

I think Leno is personally more OK with teh gays than Letterman (who is visibly nervous anytime homosex comes up in a nonjoke context), but Leno has no problem making them grist for his lame wide-bodied impotent Middle American audience.

Leno's continual habit of making gays the butts of his jokes.

after working with Ross The Intern for a few years Leno just thought it was totally normal to ask people for their gayest look.

Did anyone see the clip? Magic jeans that transport you to a tropical paradise?

It's impossible to convince people that Leno used to be funny (and not worth the effort), but for a time in the 80s he was nearly unfuckwithable.

Craig Ferguson >>>> all other talk show hosts.

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I have a big soft spot for Ferguson (and his Britney speech was a borderline great television moment), but yeah, wtf.

i love that dude made a jump from supporting character on the drew carey show to late night host when adam corolla suffers unduly in talk radio ;_;

jk corolla has a face for talk radio

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ferguson seems like a super nice, smart guy. i just wish i found his show more entertaining.

i loved his britney speech, like a lot.