Food Porn/Fuck-Porn

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The moaning, the eye-rolling. The gonzo niche categories. The constant need to test the limits of human endurance. The how-to videos. Appliances and gadgets galore. The southeast Asian tourism.

I mean, it's kind of uncanny how closely they match up. I never thought about it before.

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 27 March 2008 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

Mario Battali = Ron Jeremy

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 27 March 2008 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

Tristan Taormino = Alton Brown

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 27 March 2008 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

Rachael Ray = Jenna Jameson?

Anthony BOurdain = Peter North

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 27 March 2008 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

Graham Kerr = John Holmes

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 27 March 2008 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

"The Iron Chef"

fields of salmon, Thursday, 27 March 2008 23:25 (eighteen years ago)

Seriously! With cream pie as the theme ingredient!

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 27 March 2008 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

Debbie Does Salad: The Food Network at the Frontiers of Pornography

dan m, Thursday, 27 March 2008 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

creme fraiche = the money shot

or is it truffle oil?

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 28 March 2008 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

"iron chef" = bukkake

gff, Friday, 28 March 2008 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

andrew zimmern = 2 girls 1 cup

gff, Friday, 28 March 2008 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

Ham on the Street = bangbus

milo z, Friday, 28 March 2008 00:26 (eighteen years ago)

why is this not a poll

Edward III, Friday, 28 March 2008 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1292/565547952_48162820db.jpg

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 28 March 2008 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

Giada de Laurentiis = Heather Brooke
Barefoot Contessa = Veronica Hart
Paula Deen = seeing your dad make out with your new stepmom, bleurgh

Rock Hardy, Friday, 28 March 2008 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

big sausage pizza

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 28 March 2008 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

That episode of Seinfeld where they talked about women faking orgasms. Running gag: characters moaning in a satisfied manner after meals.

ian, Friday, 28 March 2008 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

oooh i wanna know who nigella would be

jaime, Friday, 28 March 2008 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

Giada de Laurentiis = Giada de Laurentiis

Eric H., Friday, 28 March 2008 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

haha you got that shit right, I was watching this one day and my wife walked in and she looked at me and yelled, "Italian women eating food?!!!" like I was watching girl-on-girl or something

akm, Friday, 28 March 2008 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

Nigella has to be some BDSM knot-master.

Rock Hardy, Friday, 28 March 2008 05:01 (eighteen years ago)


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