The moaning, the eye-rolling. The gonzo niche categories. The constant need to test the limits of human endurance. The how-to videos. Appliances and gadgets galore. The southeast Asian tourism.
I mean, it's kind of uncanny how closely they match up. I never thought about it before.
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 27 March 2008 23:13 (eighteen years ago)
Mario Battali = Ron Jeremy
Tristan Taormino = Alton Brown
Rachael Ray = Jenna Jameson?
Anthony BOurdain = Peter North
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 27 March 2008 23:14 (eighteen years ago)
Graham Kerr = John Holmes
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 27 March 2008 23:15 (eighteen years ago)
"The Iron Chef"
― fields of salmon, Thursday, 27 March 2008 23:25 (eighteen years ago)
Seriously! With cream pie as the theme ingredient!
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 27 March 2008 23:28 (eighteen years ago)
Debbie Does Salad: The Food Network at the Frontiers of Pornography
― dan m, Thursday, 27 March 2008 23:47 (eighteen years ago)
creme fraiche = the money shot
or is it truffle oil?
― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 28 March 2008 00:17 (eighteen years ago)
"iron chef" = bukkake
― gff, Friday, 28 March 2008 00:18 (eighteen years ago)
andrew zimmern = 2 girls 1 cup
Ham on the Street = bangbus
― milo z, Friday, 28 March 2008 00:26 (eighteen years ago)
why is this not a poll
― Edward III, Friday, 28 March 2008 00:35 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1292/565547952_48162820db.jpg
― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 28 March 2008 00:37 (eighteen years ago)
Giada de Laurentiis = Heather Brooke Barefoot Contessa = Veronica Hart Paula Deen = seeing your dad make out with your new stepmom, bleurgh
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 28 March 2008 01:41 (eighteen years ago)
big sausage pizza
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 28 March 2008 01:51 (eighteen years ago)
That episode of Seinfeld where they talked about women faking orgasms. Running gag: characters moaning in a satisfied manner after meals.
― ian, Friday, 28 March 2008 03:31 (eighteen years ago)
oooh i wanna know who nigella would be
― jaime, Friday, 28 March 2008 03:32 (eighteen years ago)
Giada de Laurentiis = Giada de Laurentiis
― Eric H., Friday, 28 March 2008 04:36 (eighteen years ago)
haha you got that shit right, I was watching this one day and my wife walked in and she looked at me and yelled, "Italian women eating food?!!!" like I was watching girl-on-girl or something
― akm, Friday, 28 March 2008 04:40 (eighteen years ago)
Nigella has to be some BDSM knot-master.
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 28 March 2008 05:01 (eighteen years ago)