Would you hire an ILXor?

i would hire me

There are a few I would trust not to slack off as much as I do.

only some

the hot ones

Were I ever in a position to hire anyone, I wouldn't treat that position with any kind of seriousness or reponsiblity. So yes.

sure ilxor would prob clean my gutters better than the greasy mexicans but i would keep eye on ilx 100% time lest lols occur

Always looking for a good roofing contractor.

as with so many other questions, it depends on the individual ilxor

i wouldn't discount it out of hand

I have hats that need washing, will pay $5 per.

i would hire all these ilxors

... to dance for me.

have tried to hire ilxors a couple of times but it hasn't worked out for reasons

dance rummy

I have hats that need washing, will pay $5 per.

fuck that

This is for the prostitute position, right?

trucker hats? (xpost)

Depends on the ILX0r. And the role.

I mean, obviously, in a manner of speaking, I already did. Several times. Some ILX0rs were better than others, some ILX0rs mothers were better than other ILX0r's mothers.

my services are free

Mark C hired me. He craaaaaaaaaaazy.

Haha Mark C's colleague interviewed me once and never got back to me, once upon a time. Shoddy behaviour.

I've approached several Ilxors about jobs working for other people, not sure I'd hire one myself.

lol i wouldn't hire an ilxor to do my work, thats for darn sure

I would, but no internet access.

Yes, but if you're both on ILX, and you know there's something that needs to be done, there is the threat that you could publicly name and shame them on ILX and say "ILX person! Back to work!" which would ruin their zing and all. Or, erm, something.

ACtually, it's a terrible idea. Never mind.

No.

How d'you hire an an ILXor?
Stand him/her on a yellow pages.

Oooooooh dear. And yes. Any of em.

Not a chance. I love you all, but I don't pay you to post lolcats.

"Through an inoccent looking advert in the local newspaper We hired a crew of ilxors for the day, it was from that point that the trouble started.."

I'd hire Pipecock as my butler.

I actually hired a young man not five minutes ago based on his ability to have long arguments about racism, cultivate hilarious in-jokes based on idiosyncratic grammar and make long lists involving Radiohead records

just the tip of the iceberg your excellency

To be honest if I ever receive an 85-page CV featuring the words 'systems thinking' 'Ulver' and 'Harry Redknapp' I might just employ them on the spot without even an interview, just to see what might happen..

my CV is just maracas.jpg

I would not hire a man complacent enough to coast along on former glories

where is the new maracas.jpg steve, where's the invention, where's the passion

Every other CV I'm sent has "systems thinking" on it someplace.

"Hello, my name is DJ...Mantri"

hell no i would not hire one.
i would date one though.

sure ilxor would prob clean my gutters better than the greasy mexicans but i would keep eye on ilx 100% time lest lols occur

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FUCK YOU GRINGO!!

id hire an ilxor and block ilx on their cpu

periodically during the work day id stop by their desk to speak casually abt all the fascinating hilarious threads of the day and how i was zinging the shit out of them on said threads

then id tell them to get back to work

If I hired ILXors I'd be like Buddy Rich in a room full of bearded Australian trombonists.

FUCK YOU GRINGO!!

sry auditions ended earlier this week for that job maybe you can get towel-boy position???

what does it pay?

if you bring along a little spy-cam, then really the sky's the limit here

sold!

you aren't really actually hired until about 2 or 3 months in. i could imagine recommending some ilxors for sure. as to whether they survive to actually fulfilling the position, that remains to be seen. it's a 24-7 web shop with thousands of paying customers a day. we run a tight release schedule. if you don't hack it, you're going to be put out to pasture in cootie corner, suffering legacy wank and watching your future go to shit. so you quit. (leaving those that do hack it to handle the cootie corner legacy romp in some sort of parallel alterna-magical timeline.) adhd just about required. you'll gain 20 pounds from stress and too much free candy/soda. it will never be a steady rhythm. understaffed til death.

hmm, yeah, we'd hire you, but you don't want it.

describes about 2/3 of the places i've worked for over the years.

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