Mom appalled at racy books in store for teens at Alderwood mall

You bastard, I almost choked on my drink when I read what her name is.

subtle

"Marci Milfs." And the reporter's name is "Scott Pesznecker." They're having a larf, right?

i always get a chuckle @ journos digging in the rolodex for expert opinion

Customers usually know what to expect when they shop at large retailers, because companies often spend years building up their brand images, said Dana Alden, professor of marketing at the Shidler College of Business at the University of Hawaii.

nice time zone usage

haha good call

"Milfs has the right to not shop in that store, just as someone has the right in cable television not to let their kids have access to certain programming," Alden said.

"Milfs hasve the right to not shop in that store,"

fixed

"It's not freedom of speech," she said. "It's selling adult books to teenagers."

Milfs be dropping science

fave line: "She encouraged Milfs to work with Urban Outfitters to resolve the issue."

I hope she starts burning bibles and suing the vatican too, because of this

I felt like a fool, so I decided to tell everyone about it.

the daughter is really appreciative of all this no doubt

better than growing up with the last name 'milfs'

it's a name you have to grow into, really.

On one end of the spectrum was "Porn for Women," a photo book showing men doing housework. On the other was "Pornogami: A Guide to the Ancient Art of Paper-Folding for Adults," a guide for making anatomically correct artwork.

A wide, wide literary spectrum, then...

I had a friend who worked at some shitty mall bookstore, and there was a repeat customer who would leave, um, his personal deposits, in some aerobics books located towards the back of the store.

like, this guy was apparently super-jazzed about the concept of jazzercize.

glah!

my mother's an assistant manager at a bookstore. not too long ago she caught some crepe with his hands in his pants while "looking" at the store's single copy of the kama sutra.

also apparently people love leaving nudie mags in the kid's section

more like jizzercize amirite?

xxxposts.

woah, I grew up v. close to (and used to work at) alderwood mall. the herald is my hometown paper. weird seeing this come up in a search.