1. Getting incredibly drunk and trying to carve artwork onto your boyfriend's chest while have sex is a bad idea.
― HI DERE, Friday, 16 May 2008 13:06 (eighteen years ago)
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Unfortunately, ribs are shaped like venetian blinds....in Canada.
(Ribs are not in any way similar to venetian blinds.)
― aimurchie, Friday, 16 May 2008 13:46 (eighteen years ago)
while have sex. carve no no. drinky drinky trying. bad idea.
― aimurchie, Friday, 16 May 2008 15:49 (eighteen years ago)
Perhaps ribs aren't like blinds, but it was almost curtains for that poor sap.
― libcrypt, Friday, 16 May 2008 15:55 (eighteen years ago)
He said "carve a heart on my chest," she heard "carve the heart in my chest," these things happen...
― Kerm, Friday, 16 May 2008 15:56 (eighteen years ago)
You've broken my heart, love!
Oh, that's not broken. All it needs is a bit of tape. Here, let me at it....
― libcrypt, Friday, 16 May 2008 15:59 (eighteen years ago)
You had me at "carving".
― aimurchie, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:02 (eighteen years ago)
Still curious about artwork.
― aimurchie, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:04 (eighteen years ago)
Who knew there was a fine line between sharing the intimacy of body modification and stabbing your significant other in the heart while boning?
― HI DERE, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:17 (eighteen years ago)
Her lawyer.
― aimurchie, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:24 (eighteen years ago)
For some reason knife-fighting was never covered in any of the safed-sex articles I've ever read.
― Oilyrags, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:31 (eighteen years ago)
safer-sex
Remember, to make sure you're having safer-sex:
- ALWAYS wear a condom! - NEVER use knives!
― HI DERE, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:34 (eighteen years ago)
Uhhhgh, I have a roommate who makes a big show sometimes out of how he likes blood during sex. Yeah you're a fuuuucking vaaaampire, I get it.
― RabiesAngentleman, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:37 (eighteen years ago)
I will mark that down under "Shows I do not need to see".
― HI DERE, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:38 (eighteen years ago)
oh dude rabies, you gotta get rid of that guy.
― ian, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:40 (eighteen years ago)
Lol, he's actually been kind of a dude lately. We'll see how long it lasts...
― RabiesAngentleman, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:44 (eighteen years ago)
Me and BigLurks are movin out in a couple months anyway...
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― remy bean, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:46 (eighteen years ago)
Conor?
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:47 (eighteen years ago)
What's a Conor?
― RabiesAngentleman, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:51 (eighteen years ago)
A werewolf of these parts.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:52 (eighteen years ago)
hoooooooooooooooooooooooowl
― HI DERE, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:52 (eighteen years ago)
Though I see he spelled it Conner.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:55 (eighteen years ago)
How to operate a vending machine.
― jel --, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:06 (eighteen years ago)
Wow this thread has gone all supernatural!
I still stick to my assertion that ribs are NOT like venetian blinds. Also, Romeo and Juliet made better choices.
― aimurchie, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:07 (eighteen years ago)