Sex and the City: The Movie THE THREAD

the premiere is the day after tomorrow at Radio City. what the EFF am i gonna wear.

is LAG,BS your date?

who?? don't get all smart with me, this is exciting, and you knwo it is

=P

If this movie and the Indiana Jones one had traded plots, we would be living in paradise.

"we" = not me

:)

although sjp in an indiana jones movie would be funny. she'd take it really seriously.

SPOILER: annoying unrealistic rich women are annoying, unrealistic and rich.

ha

that was SUCH A FUCKING ORIGINAL OBSERVATION

:-) love ya

WANT THIS

http://www.tvshowsondvd.net/graphics/news3/SquarePegs_Compl_early.jpg

I hear the plot of this movie is just American History X with the names changed.

That's true and here is all the gory plot details (spoilers) (nsfw).

square pegs!! i want too

omg her face

the devo episode of square pegs is (or was) on youtube

i'm seeing this in 50 minutes.

sad story.

Turns out it's a remake of Steel Magnolias.

u know i'm down

you'll like it.

:)

it's basically like watching half a season in one go, or one big super-sized episode.

Is it really a remake of Steel Magnolias? Because I cannot be dealing with that shit right now. I may need to drink before hand if this is true.

yes. same script, shot-for-shot remake.

you might want to take a flask of cosmos with you.

one must drink before watching this movie.

omg you are such a samantha, girlfriend.

you're so wrong! i am definitely a hybrid of Carrie and Charlotte. hate me now!!

he can't, cause he just revealed that he knows the characters' names!

=P

omg u guyz, it's good

how many of the 140 minutes are good? I'd believe 25.

no this is very wrong

Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Sexual City

the new york magazine article articulated what i felt. i'm not going to type it out now because i'm lazy. the wedding scene was awsome. sjp was great ;)

Indiana Jones and the Meatpacking District Brunch

guys they were all like, 10 feet away from me last night. it was lovely.

That's about as close as I would get.

I can't wait till the ads for this movie come down. Having to look at SJP's snout and having to be reminded of this annoying show constantly makes my commute that much more annoying.

:/

i want one in my bedroom

aw, i'm glad you got to go to the premier surmounter. didn't some woman pay like $20k for tickets?

omgosh it was ridiculous. people were offering thousands on the street! and of course it was pouring, so i was drenched by the time i got in but no matter ;)

http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/2008/05/aftermath.php

"Taliban recruitment film"

lol

i liked it

i mean, if you dont like the show, the argument is hardly worth bothering to have.

wow, Wells being genuinely funny! Even better than what he wrote the other day:

A Fandango survey of 2800 Sex and the City ticket-buyers reports that (a) 94% are women, (b) 67% plan to see it with a group of women; (c) 16% of the female respondents said they are going with a single woman friend; and (d) 6 % said they were going with a man. (I feel sorry for those guys.)

Dom Passantino SPOILER WARNINGS: Carrie revealed as holocaust denier, Miranda kicks a dog to death. 51m ago

SPOILER: The characters are all still whining shitheads at the end of the movie.

omgosh it was ridiculous. people were offering thousands on the street! and of course it was pouring, so i was drenched by the time i got in but no matter ;)

-- Surmounter, Wednesday, May 28, 2008 10:27 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

u didnt sell yr ticket wtf man

The point is that women should look like Sarah Jessica Parker and drink disgusting pink fluids.

emotionally abusive jowls

lol. i ordered 2 cosmos after the premiere and ORDERED THEM WITH PRIDE

God, reviewers that have to hold until day of release are going to have their work cut out for them to come up with new zingers.

Nothing like a fine piece of celluloid offal to bring out the best in criticism.

I've always wanted to try a pink lady.

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=EB&Date=20100525&Category=REVIEWS&ArtNo=100529986&Ref=AR&Maxw=366

^^^why is this lady on the right dressed like a Mormon?

Why is Samantha wearing white shoes with a black dress? We are not supposed to question the SATC universe; it should wash over us like a fetid fart.

she's the up-the-butt girl

xp

she's the up-the-butt girl

What, she's got her black shoes in there?

Why is Samantha wearing white shoes with a black dress?

Haha, I had this EXACT SAME THOUGHT during the movie!!

really? i like the look

i just STILL don't understand why EVERY outfit they put on cynthia has to match her hair in some way

it's JUST RED it's not a lifelong fashion sentence :(

It makes me sad that anyone who isn't Mormon would willingly dress like they're headed off to the temple to do marriage ceremonies by proxy for their long-dead great-great-gramamaws.

What, she's got her black shoes in there?

this was a poor joke ref'ing common "urban myth" re: Mormon girls and premarital anal sex

Is there a group of conservative women that myth hasn't been attributed to?

haha probably not

the amish?

why do you think it's called "Rumspringa"?

no it's def true w/ amish girls in my experience

Iatee, Lord of the Amish Thighs

not sure anyone posted this:

"SATC2 takes everything that I hold dear as a woman and as a human — working hard, contributing to society, not being an entitled cunt like it's my job — and rapes it to death with a stiletto that costs more than my car.... If this is what modern womanhood means, then just fucking veil me and sew up all my holes."

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/burkas-and-birkins/Content?oid=4132715

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=EB&Date=20100525&Category=REVIEWS&ArtNo=100529986&Ref=AR&Maxw=366

i like how their hemlines are exactly in sync with each others' relative levels of flirt

"SATC2 takes everything that I hold dear as a woman and as a human — working hard, contributing to society, not being an entitled cunt like it's my job — and rapes it to death with a stiletto that costs more than my car.... If this is what modern womanhood means, then just fucking veil me and sew up all my holes."

:D

I don't need to read anything else about this movie.

newsflash Ebert like boobs

thankin u Morbs Lindy West's review is the best thing to have come out of all this tragedy

ok I actually read that review and it is level-up A++ epic gold star lolz

a home video of gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls

review is lindy in peak form, but she's been the best thing about the stranger for quite a while

"But very quickly, the SATC brain trust notices that it's not all swarthy man-slaves and flying carpets in Abu Dhabi! In fact, Abu Dhabi is crawling with Muslim women—and not one of them is dressed like a super-liberated diamond-encrusted fucking clown!!! Oppression! OPPRESSION!!!"

that review is a username goldmine

contenderizer otm she's their anthony lane

in a movie that feigns to tackle the complexities of modern romance, all a gay man needs to do to find love is be placed in the general vicinity of another gay person -- even if he's as repellent as Mario Cantone.

http://www.salon.com/entertainment/tv/sex_and_the_city/index.html?story=/ent/movies/film_salon/2010/05/28/sex_and_the_city_bad_for_gays

aw, glad to see lindy getting props from ebert

Liza Minnelli to perform “All the Single Ladies.”

ladies and gentleman, a round of applause for the new york times copy desk!!!

btw i've never seen a second of this show, as a homo is it my duty to check out a season via netflix

No duty! Second or third season is good tho.

Armond's pan of this is mostly about Alicia Keys.

ha, this review is like five levels of armond self-parody

i dug 3rd season -- non-homo but v steeped in homo culture

that review was posted upthread, btw -- credit not to morbs

3rd season is amazing, my hands down favorite season, so fun

and she looks amazing in it

you might want to take a flask of cosmos with you.

― tehresa

My sister & her friend did just that! (For the original; dunno if they've seen the sequel yet.)

Liza Minnelli to perform “All the Single Ladies.”

ladies and gentleman, a round of applause for the new york times copy desk!!!

― ok dennis hopper (J0rdan S.), Sunday, May 30, 2010 2:09 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Wld've rather heard a rendition of "You're Irreplaceable (To The Left)" tbh

I'm pretty sure they used "(Tonight) I'll Be Your Naughty Girl."

omg are u joking cuz u might be right i think, now that i'm remembering

this movie really abused the fuck out of "empire state of mind"

ugh true

2nd weekend: -59%

watching the second one right now, i will admit to having a bit of fun

Gaypocalypse Now and Forever

Watching the second one as a dishwashing film and I’m only watching it in fifteen minute bursts but this is awful. This film is fucking cancer. Not sure I’ll be able to finish it.