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How's it going, y'all? How are we doing? A great many of we here Americanized individuals are having what we call problems regarding the interception and obtaination of one of them there what we call jobs since the what we like to coin tragedy that occured on the old calendar date that people like to refer to as if it was the old fashioned 911, despite the fact that the whole mess-like cadaver of life as we know it is an entirely new concept, fucking all of those in the butt who ever worked for the emergency response committee. I'd just like to know how the hell's we all doing and what for kind of responsibilities we've laid upon ourselves as individualites of this one great nation in these unprecidented trying like times. I'm not asking you what your mom made you for dinner and whether or not it was baked beans and saurkraut. I'm asking you what you're doing to propagandize your own self in these times of economic crisis. There's only so much we can do, but people, are you with me? What the hell is it that we are doing? Do you hear what I am saying to you? I've been living in a shit-filled ditch since the atomic bomb and I'll be dag blasted if I know how the hell I'm gonna survive off this lackadaisical diarrhoea that's been slurpin' and slidin' it's way into the cracks of my life since this recession done come again. What we need is a practical tactic and it ain't gonna be easy. What I am particulating is that we all come, as individualites for a cause, down on and for one conclusive opportunity to make this nation great again... and I don't know what it's going to take. Whether it be Mean Joe Green or Jake Valenci IV, we have simply GOT to work together. Am I with you, people? You know I am! Now are you with me? Alright, well let's go. Now, you tell me what to do now. Alright, let's hear it. Because I am eating the leather off my shoe and it tastes like shit.