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no

tempting!

sexxi

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Key Phrases: unusable muddied land, drippy warmed sugar, air hits the cotton candy, Uncle Vanya, Anton Chekhov, Emotional Diary

^^HA
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Ohmygodohmygodohmygod. ACTUALLY disturbed. Altho...we must not mock him just because he's small....
(THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!)

with a man or a woman?

At least he took his shirt off...

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POWER ACTOR

The Chubbuck Technique!!!

TMZ is some bullshit

plz let this be the death-knell of the celebrity sex tape

This is going to be a classic thread!

going Giger on us

going Giger on us

I am so goddamned ashamed of myself that I just howled with laughter in my crowded office at this.

I feel bad for the poor guy. His appearance on that VH1 celebrity real world nightmare show was seriously, truly grim. Driving around on a motorized wheelchair, blacking out drinking, pissing himself, etc. etc. It can't be an easy life.

ILX DEMANDS THE BRIAN PEPPERS SEX TAPE

Do you think Vern refers to his genitals as "mini mini me"?

"mini mine & the mini them"

Hearty congratulations to you guys for making fun of this guy

Fuck off, most of you...seriously

yes, God forbid people on the internet make fun of a sex tape.

uh, people are making fun of him because he was born short and happens to be famous.

i don't care; i still hate the vast lot of you

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http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/21/verne-burned-dont-call-me-mini-me/

SCREECH SEX TAPE
Gene Simmons Sex Tape (I am deeply, profoundly sorry)

wtf dell? Supposed to cut the guy slack and treat him special because he's different? Which celebrities who go on bullshit reality television shows and get drunk and piss themselves on camera and get sex tapes leaked to the internet and credit their entire celebrity career to their physical traits are we supposed to mock/respect/feel sorry for? xls pls

(ILE in general is not very supportive of guys with sex tapes.)

Troyer then gave Pierce a low-five and was on his way.

do we have to wait 2 hours before clowning some guy about his sex tape?

i have a hot vern in my bed so i'll tape this

Kerm, i just feel like ppl are making fun of the whole affair b/c "lol, he is a dwarf"...i really am not invested in this and could give a shit, but...

like, "omg, short ppl have a sex life??!!"

or anyone for that matter. i'm so sick of ppl fucking beating up on celebrities b/c they are human.

what could be more human than putting a film of you having sex on the internet?

In fairness, I think only Screech did that; maybe Scott Stapp too.

MINI ME RIP

he was in that movie where they called him "mini me" FFS!!! dude got rich because he is little! that girl had sex with him because he is little. I'll make fun of him because he is little

oh i forgot he was in that austin powers move for his acting abilities.

dude got rich because he is little! that girl had sex with him because he is little. I'll make fun of him because he is little

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P.S.

that girl had sex with him because he is little famous.

Just sayin', I don't begrudge the dude whatever he gets, considering he has to go through life in that body. Besides, he didn't leak the tape, did he? (If he did, I have far less sympathy.)

like a baby bird feeding its mother

he didn't leak the tape, did he?

...

Also, talking that way is kind of asking to end up like this:

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"Offend one...and you offend them all!"

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do not want

freaks

some things you can't un-masturbate to

Life is too short to take offense about this kind of thing, Dell.

No, wait. Vern Troyer is too short to take offense about this kind of thing.

^^

all is forgiven.

'Sorry I'm late for work, I was watching the VERNE TROYER SEX TAPE'

I might just not go in at all now.

I might not just go all in at now.

sure, completely understandable, given the circumstances

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^^
Second Guilty LOL

oh my god.

"thanks"

minimeme

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http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-troyer28-2008jun28,0,5577653,print.story

Judge orders TMZ to remove sex tape of actor Verne Troyer
The actor, who played Mini Me in the 'Austin Powers' films, files a $20-million federal lawsuit after the tape, allegedly stolen from his home, was posted online and broadcast on TV.
By Harriet Ryan
Los Angeles Times Staff Writer

June 28, 2008

A federal judge ordered the gossip site TMZ.com Friday to remove clips of a private sex tape actor Verne Troyer says was stolen from his residence.

Troyer, best known for his portrayal of Mini Me in the "Austin Powers" films, filed suit Thursday seeking more than $20 million in damages for posting portions of a tape the actor made with a former girlfriend.

U.S. District Judge Philip S. Gutierrez issued a temporary restraining order against TMZ and two other parties allegedly attempting to sell the video after ruling that Troyer "demonstrated a strong likelihood of success" in his suit.

According to court papers, the video of Troyer and former girlfriend Renae Schrider was stolen from the actor's residence in the last few months and "was never intended . . . to be shown to the public."

The judge's order prohibits TMZ, promoter Kevin Blatt and SugarDVD, an online distributor of adult films, from selling or distributing the video.

On Wednesday, TMZ broadcast clips from the video on its television show and posted clips on its website, according the suit.

TMZ reported that Blatt, who brokered the sale of Paris Hilton's sex tape, "is entertaining a $100K offer from Sugar- DVD to distribute the video."

Representatives for TMZ did not return calls seeking comment.

In a message on its website, SugarDVD touted the "existence of one of the most shocking and controversial celebrity sex tapes to date," but said it would release the video only "if Verne gives his consent."

DEVELOPING....

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She pretty. She's kind of got the best attributes of Ani and Alanais put together.

lolololol carne

plz let this be the death-knell of the celebrity sex tape

dude, pam and tommy are back together!

ROWR

chris burke sex tape

heath ledger sex tape....recorded last week