Will single mothers ruin farmers? Will teachers impregnate the queen? And other such pertinent questions as asked by the Daily Mail headline generator. http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/
Actually....I think it would be lolz if people gave a brief answer to each headline generated.
― VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:56 (seventeen years ago)
Not enough of those have links to house prices in them.
― Ed, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:57 (seventeen years ago)
WILL IMMIGRANTS INFECT BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY WITH AIDS?
― czn, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:16 (seventeen years ago)
WILL CHANNEL 4 IMPREGNATE THE POLICE?
I'd forgotten about what happened when Sting went on The Tube...
― Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:24 (seventeen years ago)
^^^http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_03/BottomPinchC4_468x401.jpg
― VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:28 (seventeen years ago)
DO PAEDOPHILES LEAD BRITAIN'S SWANS ASTRAY?
― I am using your worlds, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:30 (seventeen years ago)
WILL THE BBC HURT BRITISH JUSTICE?
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:38 (seventeen years ago)
DOES THE BBC RIP OFF CLIFF RICHARD?
COULD CHRIS MORRIS RUIN BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:39 (seventeen years ago)
COULD NEW LABOUR RIP OFF THE MEMORY OF DIANA?
I wouldn't be surprised if they have already had that one actually.
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:40 (seventeen years ago)
Well they've already done this (apparently); 'COULD NEW LABOUR STRIP THE MIDDLE CLASS OF ALL DIGNITY?'
'COULD THE GERMANS INFECT ENGLAND WITH AIDS?'
― VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:42 (seventeen years ago)
DO GAYS CHEAT YOUR MORTGAGE?
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Nah that would be on the Express.
― Ed, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)
Ed here's one about house prices;
'COULD POLITICAL CORRECTNESS INFECT HOUSE PRICES WITH AIDS?'
― VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)
COULD THE UNEMPLOYED GIVE YOUR PENSION CANCER?
Shit is addictive
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:58 (seventeen years ago)
I know! 'WILL BRIAN PADDICK KILL YOUR HOUSE?' 'DOES GREENPEACE SCROUNGE OFF BRITAIN'S SWANS'
― VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)
COULD IMMIGRANTS RUIN CAR DRIVERS?
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:41 (seventeen years ago)