The Romford Tennenbaums

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who would you cast in this Brit adaption of the wildly successful American tribute to the work of J.D. Salinger?

― fritz, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

besides DG and FatNick, of course.

― fritz, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sounds like a porn movie to me

― Brock K., Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That would be The Ramming Titsandballs.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

or Running TinaBombs

― Brock K., Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Amateurs.

Surely it's the Troilism Ten and Chums

― suzy, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Royal Tanyerbums?

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Roy & Al's Trannie Balls

― fritz, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Amateurs.

I thought they looked for that in porn!

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Oiled Tantric Bums

― Tracer hand, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sorry, that was pretty bad. how about The Royal Thrusting Cocks?

― Tracer hand, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

first one was better, trace

― fritz, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Imperial Penises!

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wait, cut to the chase with 'Hi, I'm Gwyneth, and I've Got An Enema Tube Ready To Go'.

Sorry, me no Leica smarmy nepotist boyfriend-stealing blubbernutter Grace Kelly wannabe, and I know of nobody outside filmmakers who does.

― suzy, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It should be "The 'Mohel-ed' Ten-inch-longs", surely?

― poivert, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Gwyneth Paltrow is apparently thinking of moving to London to look for a real man. Not Romford though.

― N., Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's the worst 'column' I have ever read.

― Andrew L, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, sorry. I tried to find the original news report. It was in the Independent yesterday but their web archive is even asser than ours.

― N., Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maybe she'll start dating Dave Q.

― Nicole, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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