WHO'S THE DADDY?????!!!!!!!! Is there ANYTHING ELSE (?????) on Maury??? EVER????????

what about the obese toddler shows?

I have not seen one of those IN YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I miss those.... :'(

I'm waiting for the John Edwards episode.

i thought john edwards' daddy was a millworker

this thread needs more ‽‽‽‽‽

I want more phobia shows!!!!

uh aja OTM about phobia shows, those are good

maury really likes the freaks, too

Why the "uh" before the OTM???? hahaha

Maybe we should turn this into "Favorite Phobia Guests on Maury"??

the infamous pickle phobic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-FGE7QELQ

Maury: "..so we sent her to patterson pickle farm!"

What about the ones about moms who make their prepubescent daughters enter beauty contests? Or is that just Nightline & Dr. Phil?

Or "MAKE OVER YOUR PHREEKY TEEN"

Those ones are great bcz their makeovers all end up having the teens look like Blossom.

"Lisa's hanging out with some cool kids! And she looks like Blossom!"

It is an enduring look for the ages.

Somehow the thread title is only reminding me of Scum which only reminds me of

http://tv.cream.org/lookin/playfortoday/images/scum.jpg

Don't they send kids to boot camp any more?

"Favorite Phobia Guests on Maury"??

lol

i like the ones about the moms dressing too slutty

i'm actually not sure i could handle watching one of these shows now. my favorite is the audience reactions.

Yeah, the "Help! My Mom Won't Stop Partying and Acting Like a Teenager" ones are great

Are you my baby daddy episodes of Maury are the best thing that will ever be on television! The best is the triumphant dances dudes do when science proves they in fact aren't the baby daddy.

not to mention the triumphant dances of the moms when they find out he is the father like "yay this guy who wants nothing to do with my kid is his real father! woo!"

Are you my baby daddy episodes of Maury are the best thing that will ever be on television! The best is the triumphant dances dudes do when science proves they in fact aren't the baby daddy.

-- nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:17

Yes, but the con of that is that the mom always runs off screaming and crying and being over dramatic...and the sound of someone screaming into a microphone just hurts!!!!

not to mention the triumphant dances of the moms when they find out he is the father like "yay this guy who wants nothing to do with my kid is his real father! woo!"

-- sunny successor, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:19

The down side to this is that it seems to rarely happen

best thread title ever

i wish all of ilx were like this, as opposed to analyzing things unto death, and killing them via torture, physically, by death, physically, by tortue, unto death, by means of torture, death-wise, etc.

Oh!! Today is a "Are you cheating on me?" show!!

I hate these too...YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEING CHEATED ON...JUST BREAK UP!!!!!!!! COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what about the obese toddler shows?

-- sunny successor, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 12:24 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Don't they send kids to boot camp any more?

-- dan m, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 2:05 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Yeah, basically came on this thread to mention both of those.

But I haven't watched Maury in like 6 years at least.

Just now on Maury from a guy accused of cheating on his gf with her sister and coming home smelling like *BLEEP*"ssy":

"When I come home smelling like sex that's not sex that's just seafood 'cause I'm been out eatin'!"

http://i34.tinypic.com/28l7xac.gif

Any academic literature out there that can explain why I can't turn away from these Who's the Daddy episodes?

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/maury-christmas.jpg

There's this woman on the show right now who has brought 4 men onto the show already, and none of them were the father. And each time, she's wrong and cries. And now she has brought 2 more men onto the show. Eventually, I assume, she is going to have to stop getting her hopes up.

I don't know why I care.

There's an excellent Youtube of all the obese toddlers gathered on one stage. It's quite magical - they bring in this child nutrition expert to basically say "Don't feed your child the ten cheeseburgers they tell you they want," and the parents sit there listening enraptured or worried. Meanwhile, the little butterballs are rolling and roaming about. I'll get a link up.

ALL THE FAT BABIES

Also, Mordy, I think that woman is up to 17 paternity tests without a positive ID. It's like a paternity test bubble, with Maury banking on it going as high as it can go.

This was my favorite episode ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d-FTRSUfyU

Wherein the phrases "That's a man" and "That's a woman" are akin to vuvuzelas.

THE RESULTS ARE IN!!

The URL says it all: http://holymaurymotherofgod.tumblr.com/

you know you just don't open a maury thread and expect to find a picture of young ray winstone and yet here we are.