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um yes this just happenbd to me: [z] emailed me to say that on HER mobile this mornign was a long conversation between me and [y] in a resautant about r*y*l t*nn*nb**ms, buffy and [z]!! Luckily because we both heart [z], only good things were said, but yes, your versions please?

― mark s, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ok now i know where there is a key-lock option...

― mark s, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I got a phonecall the other day on mine and quickly realised it was my flatmate skiing in Italy, I could hear all the shooshing noises and stuff, then he fell over, that was funny.

― chris, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mobiles = watches/umbrellas of telephones. Ha!

― Jeff W, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ha!!

― mark s, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mobiles are satans spawn and when you grow testiclres on yr ears, you'll htink of me and smile.

― Queen G, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i already think of you and smile queen g, except when i'm talking about you on my mobile...

― mark s, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I remember hearing some story about this girl I knew getting called by accident and hearing her mates like dissin her style.

There was hell to pay.

― , Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

so mark s - you are the voice i keep hearing at 3am...

― Queen G, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

haha i also just rememgered when i checked in my ansafone and found the distant voices of my friends [a] and [b] having a minor domestic => while they were fighting their dog had apparently taken off the receiver and dialed my number...!! perhaps it was a cry for help: sadly i am allergic to dogs

incidentally this gives us a sneak preview of why the world wd be rubbish if telepathy actually existed

― mark s, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well I now have an image of mark s as a nattering pair of testicles hanging from Queen G's ear. Thanks ILE.

― Sam, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

we do our best to please

― Queen G, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My stories are more like '...and then I discovered my mobile wasn't charged'. Usually prefaced by something like, 'the exhaust fell off the car somewhere between Doncaster and Leeds. It was 11pm and nobody stopped, and...'.

― Ellie, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's beautiful.

This dog dialing thing reminds me of the time I was talking to Brian on the phone while he was at his parents. All of a sudden I hear these noises in the background, then a random stabbing of telephone buttons accompanied by loud complaints. After this dies down, I ask what the hell that was all about -- Brian, near paralytic with laughter, says that his mom's parrot had decided to pick up another extension somehow and starting stabbing at the keys. This gave me much bemusement.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my sis once phoned me from glasgow, & didn't hang up. Every time I pix0red up our phone I got little vignettes of glasgow. Better than that tho' thee DJ im working w/ called his grrlFREND. after speaking to her he proceeded to tell us thow he wasn't serious & it ws just a "fun thing" etc etc etc. Then he notices his mobile is still on. Colour drains from his cheeks. He picks it up -silence. "She won't have heard any of that.....(slight desperation evident)....naaa she can't have heard that" 5 mins later the phone rings HE ATE SHIT AT GREAT LENGTH. Amazingly they're still together

― Norman Phay, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

[z] now says she would have been angry if i HADN'T been talking about her

― mark s, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a friend of mine got a phone message from this girl he had a crush on, and she hadn't hung up her mobile properly so it recorded a long conversation with her friend about how much she enjoyed his company and lots of nice things and that she hoped he would call, all kinds of nice things. but now he is paralyzed by fear that she will have too high expectations and only be disappointed when she gets to know him better, I swear to god it's enough of a tragedy to write the first emo-opera about.

― fritz, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That truly is a terrible tale. Maybe I am emo after all.

― N., Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

makes you understand the attraction to arrogant bastards a little more though. I mean really.

― fritz, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't quite follow.

― N., Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, here this perfectly nice girl is waiting for him to call, hoping he will call and he won't because he's afraid he'll let her down! At least the arrogant bastard would call.

― fritz, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He probably wouldn't, you know.

― N., Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

well I would, and I'm a semi-arrogant bastard at the least.

― fritz, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think I am confusing arrogant bastards with uncommunicative assholes.

― N., Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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