b-dum, b-dum.

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i am BORED.

seriously, for the next seven or eight days i am trapped here in olympia completely alone. i don't know anyone here. i think i'm going to go coocoo caca.

― jess, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i mean, there's only so much tv food network one man can watch.

― jess, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

jess, tell me your worst sexual explosion story

― mike hanle y, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

it involved a roll of tin foil, a motorcycle helmet, two bottles of ketchup, a mint 7" copy of gregory issac's "rumors," and well, that's all i'm gonna say.

― jess, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

how about your best sexual implosion story?

― Ron, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Just go sit at the counter at King Solomon's Reef. You'll have PLENTY of stories to tell in the morning.

― xwerxes, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

jess - try and write a novel in 7 days.

― Queen G, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jess - try seeing far up your ass you can stick your fingers.

― N., Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

N. stop using Jess as your human guinea pig.

― Tim, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Now I'm scared as to how Nick treated his Guinea Pigs.

― Ronan, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They were ice maiden bitch guinea pigs, how could he resist?

― Nicole, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And he loved them so, even as they soiled his rugs.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Its too bad the word "explosion" implies terror and sorrow, I like the idea of explosions. Like "CHoclate Explosion".

― mike hanle y, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Or the great molasses flood in Boston. A pity people died, but at least they died in sticky sweetness.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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