Where is N. today?

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Anyone got any theories?

― Mandee, Thursday, 28 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

N...______ _____ _____ ______ (_________) ______ (classified) ______.

_____ XXXXX _________ (still classified) _______, _____ _ _____ _ _____!

― jel --, Thursday, 28 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Day off work Mandee.

― Anna, Thursday, 28 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hmm. Just as Chris embarks on his wild bout of sex tourism, Nick turns up missing... Coincidence?

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 28 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

N.'s true nature revealed. The trollop.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, Anna says he had the day off from work, but I am going to drag out my jump to conclusions mat and agree that he went off to Thailand for some hot steamy tourist sex!

― Mandee, Thursday, 28 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He's at some resort with Chris having sex tourism adventchahs!

It's like some eighties movie with Tom Hanks and Steve Gutenberg...

― Nicole, Friday, 29 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't remember what I was doing, but thank you for your interest.

― N., Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"You can't remember"--pssh. But, no problem.

― Mandee, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's a side effect of the bovine venereal disease. Those cray-zee sex tourists, they never realize the consquences of their fun.

― Nicole, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Where is he now? Did he have to sell himself to get money for food or whot?

― Nicole, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DOn't laugh, Nicole. That's gonna be me in a week.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I could mail you some cookies?

― Nicole, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mmm... Cookies...

― Dan Perry, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Where is N.?

― Baby Bob, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Forget that, I wanna know about the cookies.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Cookies are for "normals", Ned. True artists go the pizza hut route.

― Nicole, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was wondering this also, he doesn't seem to have been around for ages, although a road trip movie starring him and cabbage sounds like a *fantastic* idea ;)

― CarsmileSteve, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Given Chris's plans for his trip it could be called Dude Where's My Hook-car?

― Jonnie, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He's in Italy, apparently.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nick is in a middle-class arrogant villa in Tuscany.

Cabbage is standing at my left shoulder. I could give him a chair but that would be foolishly keeping him here.

― Pete, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No it's still...

N. = ------X------(classified).

― jel --, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

jel, what happens when you add N. to ------X------?

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Metal fingers in my body.

― Pete, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You get the location of N.!

― jel --, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My maths is weird!

― jel --, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If it weren't for geographical impracticalities, he is sitting on the computer over there.

*stares for some minutes*

Blimey chalZor, how can that not be N?

― Graham, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I fear.

Cookies are for "normals", Ned. True artists go the pizza hut route.

Not with that greasy crust they don't.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought all artists had a greasy crust. They call it "hair".

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

N. will be back on Monday, I believe. I'm going on holiday tomorrow. Haha!

― Ally C, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nick D likes indie porn.......so here's the ultimate indie porn site here.....not safe to click at work, but its some good shit.....haha, even the girls got "favorite bands" in their bios......peep my faves Zona and Elara......wh en Nicky Dubbs gets back someone bump this thread for him, I may not be with computer.

― Ramosi, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

today n is shopping for shoes in either rome or florence. he's a slave to italian leather.

― nickie, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Florence is better for leather goods but full of rich americans kids at this time of year doing spring break art courses. I do believe there's a Prada outlet shop on the outskirts.

― Ed, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I went to Florence and I bought Bata shoes. They have improved!

I wasn't really a middle class villa. The books describe the village as aristocratic. Any arrogance was unconscious

― N., Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Although finding a whole thread about you that sprung up in your absence can't help with the fight against arrogance.

Hello, did you have a good time?

― Anna, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I had a lovely time. I resolved never to post to ILx again.

How am I to conduct this fight against arrogance? Is it more like the war on drugs or the war of the worlds

― N., Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(worrying about people thinking your creepy = creepy) == (worrying about people thinking your arrogant = arrogant)

― Graham, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Rubbish. Is fighting the Nazis Nazi?

― N., Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, Graham is correct in this instance as if you are worrying about people thinking you are arrogant you obviously think you are very important and that no-one has anything better to do with their time than think about how arrogant you are. This is like the theory that shy people are arrogant as they think people are paying attention to them and them alone and therefore if they retreat into a shell people will stop paying them attention.

(This is all perfectly clear in my head and if anyone does not follow I refuse to take responsibility).

― Emma, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I just came up with a big long answer, but Emma just said it. Also: "Why do you think I'm arrogant" => "I don't think I'm arrogant" = arrongance?

― Graham, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't think you are being very fair. Also, I don't understand Graham's last sentence.

― N., Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not wanting people to think you're arrogant kind of implies that you don't think you are, and maybe it's a weenie bit arrogant to think that. That is all.

― Graham, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, I see. It's a bit like witch dunking.

― N., Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Or apple bobbing.

― Pete, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, maybe more like that.

― N., Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oi, I need an angry mob over here to drown the arrogant witch.

― Emma, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What did I tell you about ILE mob mentality? I knew I was right.

― N., Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

eleven months pass...

I had a lovely time. I resolved never to post to ILx again.

I can only resolve to not read ILx again, with similar results.

So where is N. Today? Well and happy I hope!

― Simeon (Simeon), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

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