what do your farts smell like?

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and thsoe of whom you live with?

lately mine have smelt of death, but sometimes they just smell of brown rice.

― Queen G, Saturday, 30 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Wasp Factory, the Father, can analyse fart smells and tell you what you've been eating and what kind of person you are. Question dignified by response. Oh dear.

― powertonevolume, Saturday, 30 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and where is this wasp factory? does it sting?

― Queen G, Saturday, 30 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"The Wasp Factory" is a book by Iain Banks. I think it's pretty good. It is a bit gross in places. My farts smell of fart. Mrs k-rad's farts smell of rose petals (this not written under duress oh no certainly not)

― Norman Phay, Saturday, 30 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mostly my farts are subtle, but today they smell like satan's butt. i think thats from the combination of baked beans, chippies, beer, wine and cider.

― di, Saturday, 30 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

flity woman

― mike hanle y, Saturday, 30 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

raviolis

― jimbo, Sunday, 31 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Rock bottom.

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 31 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

your farts smell like rokcs? now that's weird.

― Queen G, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

Chemical death, with a half life of at least 5mins.

― Simeon (Simeon), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 21:58 (twenty-three years ago)

None of you have any dignity at all, do you?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 02:42 (twenty-three years ago)

well not anymore

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 02:52 (twenty-three years ago)

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