Ramosi: Porn Psychic

New "My God, what kind of spam am I going to get NOW?" answers...

Ramosi's already guessed mine fairly accurately. I'm a bit spooked by it, actually.

Ramosi watches over us all. He's like that disembodied eye at the start of Blade Runner.

I like that he only watches over us when we're watching porn. Consistency is a virtue!

I just wanted to share that minutes after entering this thread, I had a mental image of a Miss Cleo commercial where she was informing a caller that she liked videos of bestiality porn. "The cards don' lie, mon! Call m'now t'get yer FREE psychic porn reading!"

Dan, your Miss Cleo image made my guffaw aloud, and then my mum asked me what made me laugh (she's cooking a stew, and I'm using a laptop on the kitchen counter). I just told her that it was a joke about a psychic. I'm still in the closet about my former career at AVN.

So, Ramosi or Miss Cleo, what kind of porn am I into?

Read my porn mind too.

and me what kind of porn am i in to

pron?

What is this Dan!?!?.....I said based on people's music writing and the cultural fetishisations niggas let slip therein! and that I was joking!....well, i'm on the money about 70% of the time......now I'm on the spot, the block is hot......yo, fuck that, I've never even read half these people doing requests, I'll do them when I read more of their shit........I think Nick D, who I said earlier is a rugged man, has some range in his porn tastes, but keeps it hetero and not too gonzo......straight vanilla sex, sometimes he digs anal, but none of this gagging abuse piss shit puke stuff.......his standards for girls are high........classic fresh-faced or gracefully-aging good patrician looks, english speaking, no eurotrash or balkan accents.....Nick is big on realism and a good sell.....queefs and bored veteran giggles break the deal for him.....well that's all I got for him....I'll work on you other niggas later......Melinda thats dope you worked at AVN, I want to talk about that more in depth.......but tomorrow.....I'm mad tired now.......but I still want to talk about other shit that happened to me today......at lunch I only had a cinnabun and had time to kill.....so I went to have a cig on the steps of St. Luke's community centre.....they have a playground with swingset in the back and I haven't swung for ages, so what the hell right......they're kiddie swings but my ass is still very narrow and it was like riding a bike.....in seconds I had mad height.....shit was transcendental, gloriouis....I did the shit where you look backwards at the ground and it's scary and life- affirming.....I noticed two women walking by the fence.....I thought one of them was an old lady but it was just her toque.....they stop walking and start watching me swing......just staring and whispering to each other......then one of them starts smiling and waving at me all giggly and flirtily.....she puts her fingers through the fence and gazes.......I look closer and these bitches are like 12.......what the shit.....I'm a pretty small guy and I was wearing my childish-looking 555 Soul bright orange windbreaker so maybe I looked like a cute 8th grader Backstreet Boy, and I was swinging liek a motherfucker.......this instantly aggravates me so I abruptly hop off the swing mid-swing, I get much airtime and land backwards......I guess it looked cool because these little grommets 'woo-hoo' me.......I start walking away and THEY START FOLLOWING ME and saying "hey, hey!"......I start jogging.....this is ridiculous......I decide to have a little fun and I turn round, running backwards, and I do the little hand-taunt where you wave inwardly with your fingers like "come on".......I do this for about 5 seconds and boom.....I have fucking run backwards off the curb and cracked the back of my fucking head on the ground.....i stumble up and try to chuckle "fuu- huuuck" and the girls are covering their mouths, eyes bugging......I fucking BOOK IT out of there and take cover in a grocery store. I don't buy anything. Children got to die.

NickD is into librarian porn surely?

No gareth I am not. Though that link to geekporn (ie. vaguely indie, non-silicone girl porn) link that someone once posted in reponse to a 'where are the chubby IDM girls' plea was... interesting.

"Cripes", nick......I was off eh? BUt cool, cool, I hate silicone, and I am getting heavily into that kind of geeky porn......thanks much in part to this gag they got going on Letterman (the deserving king of US latenight talk shows).....they got this totally geeked out intern named Stephanie (?) and Dave just sends her to do errands with a two-way mic on her.....she is just completely deadpan dorky and adorable and that's why the bit keeps going......she has no idea anything is funny........tonight they filmed her going to buy gourmet french fries in a little picture window in the bottom right corner on the screen....."Dave, they don't have wet-naps here."......an utter naivete.....she just starts chowing on fries on camera while waiting for the rest of them......she's totally homely and unpretty and I still want to marry her.....rocking baggy denim and nondescript shirts......that's the shit about geeky girls, I mean real geeks.......underneath those mumpy ass unglamorous clothes they got the bomb squeezy bodies just pristine and primed for whatever.......yo, you ever hooked up with a party girl rocking a skanked out ultra-tight top and jeans at the club, and when they take it all off, you see the price of hoed-out fashion.....accordion marks on the tittes, the little red belt intentation under the belly....it's no big deal, but geeks aint be having those things, they've always been rocking the comfort cotton threads.....and girls like Stephanie be busting out the teddy bear behavior......yo this girl got me crazy! cuz theres more to life, than weed and Mercedes!

Sorry again, nick, I really wanted to get you right.

and me , what am i inot ?

Go on, do me. Though I don't post anything interesting so it may be unfair.

I am intrigued by the indie porn link though, so Nick, if you could find it... ;-)

Rarely have my ILE searching skeelz been used for grubbier ends. The answer is nekkidnerds and I found it here. David Raposa is 'responsible'.

― N., Tuesday, 2 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sorry - here = here. Not that it really matters.

i have a feeling thats the kind of thing you shouldn't click at work

I don't understand why the link to this thread keeps fouling up but this is my last attempt.

Gareth - probably not, though it's quite tasteful as porn front pages go.

my guy likes the nekkidnerds. or so he says.

ramosi makes me laugh. boys make me laugh.

BTW, I clicked on this thread b/c I thought it said Born pyschic. not porn pyschic.

Is it too late to ask for a reading?

I love this thread. Geek porn yes forever!

The thing about geek porn is that it's not really about geeks at all - you'd imagine they'd all be ugly bespectacled emo fans, but geek seems to just = code for just 'girl next door'.

schwing!

I dunno, I've had some pretty dog ugly next door neighbours!

ugly bespectacled emo fans are my next door neighbors

actually i don't think i've ever had an attractive neighbour, except for 6 months in '98

my only attractive neighbors moved out i think

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. Allow me my clichéd conceptions of the girl next door. They comfort me.

oh you mean classic fresh-faced or gracefully-aging good patrician looks, english speaking, no eurotrash or balkan accents?

YOU READ MY MIND

god save tudor housing, etc

HOTT STUFF

I wanna see Geek Porn and by that, I mean Geek in the nineties thirties sense.

nekkidnerds.com is no more :- (