Mentalist SPAM message o' the month!

don't they believe in grammar on this guy's planet??!

[bogus web address snipped]

Now that's not feckin' funny.

this just in:

Dear,
I am in possession of 500 Kg alluvial gold dust of 22,80 carats which I want to sale on the international market.
Being a little small scale miner in the field, I seek for a buyer or person likely to receive the product and to find a purchaser.
Initially, I intend to offer a quantity for a first transaction then the remaining will follow gradually.

The selling price is very interesting, if you are interested,
contact me.
Mr B4mb4 Ibr4him

i wish all that alien/time travel stuff was real.

I WANT TO BELIEVE

bollox tho, innit.

Pass This To Wiley, And Maybe Read It Yourself After Him
(With Permission). Thanks.

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DEFEATING FALSE INFORMATION IN MUSIC/SONG/VIDEO AND OTHER WRONGS:

Monday 28th April 2008

XXX Re: 2nd MySpace Message - To Be Read After The 1st

Dear TOP 5 STILL CLIMBING,

To the best of my awareness from Wednesday 23rd April 2008 to Tuesday 29th April 2008 Harold Branson is in prison in Thailand for fraudulently claiming to be Chairman of the Virgin Group of Companies then he is to be permanently banned from Thailand.

The fake Government people that I previously referred to 'control' the Internet e. g. the regulate what features and what does not. There would normally be much about me on the Internet but there has been a long-term large-scale attempt to 'cover-up' my whole life and this is officially rated as the continuing 24th World's worst atrocity (this is to alleviate and suspicions/false beliefs that you may have, I am not crowing).

The Switchboard is a (Worldwide) elite electronic Government anti-terrorist mechanism that is being criminally used against me to stop e;communication, telecommunication et cetera and it uses elite technology including elite (currently unbeatable) microwaves to function.

Here is how e;communication to me is criminally regulated:

1) It is sent
2) It reaches The Switchboard of the U. K. (a junction) that is sited mainly deep below London, England
3) It is identified as for me (and as sent from a foreign country?)
4) The Switchboard of the U. K. sends signals to The Switchboard (of this foreign country? that is sited mainly below it's Capital city?)
5) The Switchboard (of this foreign country?) sends microwave
instructions to the brain of the sender questioning the purpose of the e;communication and ascertains whether the e;communication is useful to end my obstruction or not then if it is of no said use to me it is automatically remitted it to my Internet facility e. g. e;mail account, MySpace Message inbox
6) Harold Branson and/or Company confirms that this of no said use to me e;communication is sited at my Internet facility then proceeds to use it to his and/or their criminal advantage in read/unread mode

ALL activity involved in the organizing, sending, receiving (by me) and reading (by me) of any of no said use e;communication is secretly video recorded (high resolution digital) by secret Government computers comparable to the ones used by The Switchboard.

In 2005 Harold Branson said that he would use as many homosexuals against me as possible and he has done so, is doing so and will do so.

All these World's worst atrocities against one person (me) - would you like to have my circumstances?!

I hope that this has been of much use to you. Pass some/all of it on?

Yours,

CARLOS KAVROS

PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND FOR SECURITY REASONS - THIS IS A ONE WAY E;DOCUMENT ONLY. MR. HAROLD BRANSON ALIAS 'MR. RICHARD BRANSON' SELECTIVELY CRIMINALLY SCREENS/THIEVES ALL E;COMMUNICATION TO ME, DIRECTLY OR BY PROXY, VIA A GOVERNMENT ANTI-TERRORIST MECHANISM KNOWN AS THE SWITCHBOARD (THAT IS BEING CRIMINALLY USED AGAINST ME) AND THIS IS OFFICIALLY RATED AS THE CONTINUING 38TH WORLD'S WORST ATROCITY. THE SWITCHBOARD USES ELITE TECHNOLOGY INCLUDING ELITE MICROWAVES (SEE MY PERTAINANT MYSPACE BLOG ENTRY HERE?). IF YOU ENCOUNTER ANY OF THIS CRIMINAL INTERCEPTION/SCREENING/THEFT OF E;COMMUNICATION TO ME THEN PLEASE CONSIDER CONSULTING YOUR ATTORNEY ABOUT IT. THANK YOU.
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Also at http://www. xanga. com/jakatta

I have featured in Playboy magazine (Germany) and in Playboy magazine (U.S.A.) once each and both in 1995.

In all the music of Kanye West's that I have heard there is constant reference to me being "A big idiot" by him. I am clearly not a big idiot.

This Blog is about Spiderman, a fictional character that many people often ridicule and often question as to why He exists as a fictional character e.g. What is the point in showing this Spiderman character?

Spiderman was a real living person of the United States of America until he died, by being murdered, to the best of my recall in 1957.

The real Spiderman did not wear a read and blue Spiderman suit (with mask) and he did not fire Spider-Webs from the underside of either of his wrists but he did climb vertical or near-vertical facades...well, he made it seem as if he did and he made it seem this way via human levitation.

From: d✧.leesrig✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧
Subject: American Politics
Date: June 9, 2008 5:58:29 AM GMT-04:00

Hello,
May I introduce myself to you. My name is Dr. Lee Sri Gong. I am the son of Mr. Lee Tat Man and nephew to Dr. Lee Shau Kee from Hong Kong but I am based in Thailand. I can understand from your profile that you posses all the qualities needed for the proposal I intend to put forward to you.

My proposal therefore is that I would want you to make a donation to Senator Oboma campaign. I will provide the fund for the donation. It is going to be a large sum of money which will win you the recognition of Senator Oboma and the party leaders. The amount I intent to invest in this project is $55 Million and another $10 Million for your hotel accommodations, entertainment, travelling, clothing and other miscellaneous expenses as the situation may demand .

Do not worry about being non- American citizen my partner in the party will advise you on how to present your donation to the party. The reward for the donation will come when our party clinch the presidential seat. The party will reward their big donors with contracts which are normal in all democratic set up in the world. My aim therefore is to make you a partner in this venture. My responsibility will be to finance all contracts that will be awarded to you and the profit will be shared 60% to me and 40% to you. My decision to chose you in place of American citizen is to avoid the press snooping around to find how you made the money. Please keep this proposal very confidential. It is a legitimate business so you do not have to entertain any fear. It is an age longs business which I can mention to you some of my colleagues who are into candidate financing and political party funding like Mr. Bloom Berg, Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud Saudi Arabia, Roman Abramovich Russia, Leonardo Del Vecchio Italy, Warren Buffett United States etc. Politics is business, donation of money or funding of a political party or candidate is an investment.

If this proposal pleases you let me know as quick as possible so that I can arrange how we are going to meet and also order my bank to transfer the money to your Bank.
Looking forward to your reply
Dr.Lee Sri Gong.

The first one on this thread is absolutely brilliant.

Seems like a long time since you got the odd entertaining one like that. Now it's just endless boring grim shit:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/16804034@N00/1773560755/sizes/l/

My decision to chose you in place of American citizen is to avoid the press snooping around to find how you made the money. Please keep this proposal very confidential.

Dear (xxxxx)

The director of golf at Assoufid Golf Club invites you to visit
Marrakech's most spectacular course.

Do let us know if you are interested in visiting Morroco/Marrakech golf
and the Assoufid Golf Course in particular.

Many Thanks
Chloe

"What is life when you have a small thin pen, you need a huge marker right?"

^^^ the subject of this e-mail was "Ram her brains out" - with an oversized chisel tipped Platignum, right?

"The greatest love of all is to make love with the greatest rod and maximise her pleasure."

I don't think Whitn3y H0uston sang it quite like that...

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

This Newsletter is dedicated to your questions and inquiries about the possibility to save on medications by ordering them in Canada. Yes, it's true that Canadian medications are cheaper and of the same quality as American ones.

Signed by a guy called "Nick Nix". There's a Jim Davidson joke in there somewhere. And that's probably the first time that the words "Jim Davidson" and "joke" have been used in a sentence for a long time...

God dag,

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Warning!
This letter contains a virus which has been
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And restrictions, as usual. Secondly, to quakers made of
flour, sugar, and milk and dirty visitors final boat of
the year was going down the long of the consistency of very
thin porridge. The manipulated with a fine skill to make
the most that feeling. After all, the two aliens had made
dandy, a languid macaroni plagues me, damn his perpetrated
a great sin by killing a cow (mistaking.

Harry potter loves hottie lover, who loves mighty shocker poker.