I just ordered two large pizzas online from Papa John's because it wasn't appreciably greater in price than ordering the one extra-large three-topping special INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYS

One of them has mushrooms, sausage, and pepperoni.
The other has pineapple and ham.

I only have three beers.

What movie or tv show am I going to watch tonight?

those are good pizzas

though i probably prefer pineapple with pepperoni rather than ham

no pineapple on pizza pls

papa john's is like eating a sponge w/ cheese on it imo

you should have gotten more beers, duh

but what movies do you have, i will pick a good one

I am sort of ashamed for ordering pizza online when I live in a city with so many great local pizza restaurants. The ones nearby are kind of mediocre, though.

It's true about I should have gotten more beers. They are relatively high ABV, but I still think I will be left wanting more by 9:30 or 10.

I might watch Pootietang or From Hell, or one of the later planet of the apes movies. I watched Twin Peaks all day.

are you going going to utilize the "dipping sauce"

pootietang!!!

that's what i would pick anyway

I probably will utilize the dipping sauce.
Last time they gave me ranch instead of the usual garlic butter stuff, but I used it anyway. It was... better than expected.

a city with so many great local pizza restaurants

Is this really really true, though? I feel like a lot of neighborhoods are so packed with crummy $1 corner-slice places that there's no room left for the decent local-pizzeria places.

the garlic butter sauce makes me feel like i've given up on life

The average pizza in NYC is probably better than the average pizza in most cities.
Even if the pizza around the corner from my apartment is not, say, Grimaldis or Difara or whatever, it's still better than the typical non-chain place where I grew up.

Hello.

In my experience the best cheap corner shop pizza can be found in New York City. I think the best pizza places in the United States can either be found in New York or Chicago, but the cheap locations in Chicago are a cut below the best in NYC.

how many slices will you eat

i would much rather have a crummy $1 corner slice than papa john's

I am gonna nom on some NY pizza tomorrow or know the reason why

maybe even tonight, I'm crazy like that

in fact I may stop by ian's and steal some of his while he's headed to the fridge for beer

i will probably eat 6 or 7 slices tonight and the rest tomorrow.

pootietang is not loading on my DVD player.

certain schefters, virginia plains and ghost riders will probably disagree, but i was happier with my go-to pizza places in dc

i vote later apes, obv

i am going to watch the fabulous stains dvd and drink beer. i don't know yet what's for dinner.

i am jealous of ian's metabolism, not jealous of shitty pizza or broken dvd player

i'm still at work and we're ordering culver's for dinner

<3 jbr screen name!

DVD player knows what's up

i would argue that pizza has to be really shitty in order to be shitty pizza

thx, gonna change it soon though (xposts)

I had a fake blt @ teany (pretty good), will probably get "crummy $1 corner slice" i.e. food of the gods later

pj's is pretty shitty

jordan otm, when I see them in ny I wonder why the locals don't riot at the sight of them

who the hell besides crap chains still sells pizza for $1 a slice?

my crap slices are pretty $ these days

yeah but is pj's shitty enough to call it shitty pizza? that is the question. i haven't had it in awhile though.

my favorite place out here (in a skeezy strip mall) charges $3 a slice! but i'll gladly pay it cuz it's quality pizza.

i thought we must have done a poll of the best shitty chain pizza but i can't find one

i'm thinking i want a real sandwich tonight -- something with good crusty bread and boar's head cold cuts.

for best shitty chain pizza PJ's is the least vomitous.

the places that charge you guys $2+ for slices give it to really handsome guys for a dollar, that's why we call them dollar slices

i am just saying, sometimes at my office we get pizza and sometimes it's fucking dominos and man it's fucking free pizza and you know what? i eat it and it is fucking delicious.

i was looking around the staff kitchen for condiments just now and i couldn't find any mustard, but there was a packet of Border Sauce so i put that on my burger

these pizzas are pretty yummy.

tbh I can't really understand making a distinction between domino's and papa john's - I'll eat a domino's pizza once in a while and enjoy the fuck out of it, pizza is delicious food eat some every day

enjoy it while you can ian I'm halfway there

i sure do like cheese, meat and tomatoes

bread's just a platter for me

the crust is the best part for me.

do not eat some every day, or else you will be asking ilx how to lose weight

it was a metaphor

seriously hungry again after reading this thread

sbarro nowhere near here

sbarro nowhere near here edible

fixed

I used to deliver for Papa John's.

SPICY ITALIAN MOFUCKER

I live two blocks from a PJ's. It is across the street from a convenience store with beer. Life is fulfilling.

OT: there are a lot of pizza places in nyc. not all of them are good.

there's a lot of awful pizza in nyc.
i mean, i live here and i know eating papa johns is somewhat gross and stupid but otoh it's cheap and i can order online.

where the fuck is my pizzaaaa

http://northernlightspizza.com/index.htm

^^ recent delivery vice

i ordered wings and breadsticks from pizza hut tonight even though there's a fancypants pizza place in walking distance and at least one decent mom & pop delivery option. (a) i was feeling like a shut-in (b) my fridge is broken and i wanted something i could eat in one sitting so i wouldn't need to put the leftovers away.

man when i first moved to bed-stuy domino's was like, the only possible delivery option. at all. i got used to it quick

I keep assuming, due to past experience, that the wings from any chain pizza place are going to be baked and horrible

ugh why do i ever do this to myself?

it is so hot i havent eaten anything today but seeing this thread title man i fucken want a pizza now

with garlic bread and root beer to drink

What, stuffing five slices into your face in less than ten minutes?

xpost

i didn't know what a "stuffed" pizza was so when i asked the girl on the phone what the difference between the "Primavera" and the "Stuffed Veggie" were because the online menu showed they were the same price and had the same toppings, just listed in different orders, she read the menu back to me over the phone. So I rolled my eyes and ordered the stuffed and now i know what a stuffed pizza is: entirely unnecessary.

I keep assuming, due to past experience, that the wings from any chain pizza place are going to be baked and horrible

i got the fake "boneless" wings; these at least have the benefit of being cooked all the way through. they're not great, but they're a vehicle for sauce.

@fredvanlente

I'm not ashamed to say that the Papa John's guy really freaks me out

@anthonyferrante

He looks like the Brady Bunch boys melded into one

actually had a Godfather mini-pizza at a truck stop whilst driving thru southern Indiana today. Not too bad.

I had papa johns for the first time yesterday

there is one pretty close to us, just never had the urge

the bread is incredibly sweet

it was bad but hey, 12 bucks

Fuck'em.

That fucking asshole. I didn't really have an argument against price increases -- if the cost of doing business goes up, it's legit to pass that on in the price of the product. But if he's going to hurt his employees out of petulance, spite and pride, fuck'em.

now it is truly the kingdom of the crys

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMoS_eOUEAE_cH7.jpg

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/business/autos/woodward-dream-cruise/2015/08/17/stolen-papa-johns-camaro-found-detroits-west-side/31843121/

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/ac1394dbdcca6a36cbf486633b129cd813095ac3/r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2013/01/14/johnschnatter03-4_3.jpg

Asked if thought there might be free pizzas in his future for discovering the Camaro, Webster just laughed and said: "I don't need pizzas. I need money."

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNbcsLbUEAAcA8y.jpg:large

that's... unfortunate

My homeboy Colyn

https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2017/11/papa-johns-reviewed/544988/

There is, perhaps like a Papa John’s pie itself, no excess of dignity here.

since this is the de facto papa john's thread I figure I'll use it to ask: is anybody else enjoying the dénouement of Schnatter's career as much as I am? I don't even know what the properly profane epithet is for this twerp. I'm actually surprised he's not trying to dig the hole deeper and defend his racist garbage comments.

For me the real joy is seeing his name disappear from his obsequiously beloved Louisville.

there’s that but I want them to also rename the chain. And get better cheese.

I'm glad i won't have to see the absolute wankstain on my tv ever again.

xpost Hahah oh you kidder.

also if you're eating at a chain pizza place and you're not a child, or living in a place with only chain restos, then wyd?

https://www.npr.org/2018/07/12/628284744/papa-johns-founder-quits-as-chairman-after-using-the-n-word-during-conference-ca

For those like me who are usually blissfully
Ignorant

it's incredible how much worse PJ's is (or was) than even, like, Domino's

Dominos and Costco pizza are much better than PJ. (confession: even while living in NYC I would still sometimes order Dominos. It got much much better.)

yes Dominos has made great strides. ive been on a Marcos kick myself. it's hard to imagine not being spoiled for pizza choices living in the USA

bye bye this Papa John evil motherfucker.

https://jalopnik.com/everyone-relax-papa-johns-camaro-has-been-found-1724565410/amp

ive always assumed terrible people are behind terrible pizza

can't help feeling there's a slogan in that line

pic.twitter.com/AT5bNnN5a4

— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) July 12, 2018

I am sad for Papa John that his financial situation might require him to stop halfway through his surgical transition into a burn victim with hastily-Sharpied eyebrows. I mean he's put so much work into it already.

FYI i haven't eaten papa johns in probably 8 years.

Papa John is giving a tour of his gigantic gaudy mansion on TikTok pic.twitter.com/dfqSmLdUBt

— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) May 13, 2020

https://jalopnik.com/everyone-relax-papa-johns-camaro-has-been-found-1724565410/amp🕸