I just ordered two large pizzas online from Papa John's because it wasn't appreciably greater in price than ordering the one extra-large three-topping special INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYS

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One of them has mushrooms, sausage, and pepperoni.
The other has pineapple and ham.

I only have three beers.

What movie or tv show am I going to watch tonight?

ian, Monday, 29 September 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

those are good pizzas

mookieproof, Monday, 29 September 2008 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

though i probably prefer pineapple with pepperoni rather than ham

mookieproof, Monday, 29 September 2008 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

no pineapple on pizza pls

STINKING CORPSE (cozwn), Monday, 29 September 2008 23:49 (seventeen years ago)

papa john's is like eating a sponge w/ cheese on it imo

lil yawne (harbl), Monday, 29 September 2008 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

you should have gotten more beers, duh

mookieproof, Monday, 29 September 2008 23:51 (seventeen years ago)

but what movies do you have, i will pick a good one

lil yawne (harbl), Monday, 29 September 2008 23:51 (seventeen years ago)

I am sort of ashamed for ordering pizza online when I live in a city with so many great local pizza restaurants. The ones nearby are kind of mediocre, though.

It's true about I should have gotten more beers. They are relatively high ABV, but I still think I will be left wanting more by 9:30 or 10.

I might watch Pootietang or From Hell, or one of the later planet of the apes movies. I watched Twin Peaks all day.

ian, Monday, 29 September 2008 23:53 (seventeen years ago)

are you going going to utilize the "dipping sauce"

Jordan, Monday, 29 September 2008 23:53 (seventeen years ago)

pootietang!!!

lil yawne (harbl), Monday, 29 September 2008 23:53 (seventeen years ago)

that's what i would pick anyway

lil yawne (harbl), Monday, 29 September 2008 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

I probably will utilize the dipping sauce.
Last time they gave me ranch instead of the usual garlic butter stuff, but I used it anyway. It was... better than expected.

ian, Monday, 29 September 2008 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

a city with so many great local pizza restaurants

Is this really really true, though? I feel like a lot of neighborhoods are so packed with crummy $1 corner-slice places that there's no room left for the decent local-pizzeria places.

nabisco, Monday, 29 September 2008 23:55 (seventeen years ago)

the garlic butter sauce makes me feel like i've given up on life

Jordan, Monday, 29 September 2008 23:56 (seventeen years ago)

The average pizza in NYC is probably better than the average pizza in most cities.
Even if the pizza around the corner from my apartment is not, say, Grimaldis or Difara or whatever, it's still better than the typical non-chain place where I grew up.

ian, Monday, 29 September 2008 23:57 (seventeen years ago)

Hello.

In my experience the best cheap corner shop pizza can be found in New York City. I think the best pizza places in the United States can either be found in New York or Chicago, but the cheap locations in Chicago are a cut below the best in NYC.

Klaus Krück, Monday, 29 September 2008 23:58 (seventeen years ago)

how many slices will you eat

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:00 (seventeen years ago)

i would much rather have a crummy $1 corner slice than papa john's

Jordan, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:00 (seventeen years ago)

I am gonna nom on some NY pizza tomorrow or know the reason why

maybe even tonight, I'm crazy like that

J0hn D., Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:00 (seventeen years ago)

in fact I may stop by ian's and steal some of his while he's headed to the fridge for beer

J0hn D., Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

i will probably eat 6 or 7 slices tonight and the rest tomorrow.

pootietang is not loading on my DVD player.

ian, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

certain schefters, virginia plains and ghost riders will probably disagree, but i was happier with my go-to pizza places in dc

i vote later apes, obv

mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

i am going to watch the fabulous stains dvd and drink beer. i don't know yet what's for dinner.

christian bailout (get bent), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

i am jealous of ian's metabolism, not jealous of shitty pizza or broken dvd player

Jordan, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:03 (seventeen years ago)

i'm still at work and we're ordering culver's for dinner

Jordan, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:03 (seventeen years ago)

<3 jbr screen name!

mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:03 (seventeen years ago)

DVD player knows what's up

J0hn D., Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

i would argue that pizza has to be really shitty in order to be shitty pizza

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

thx, gonna change it soon though (xposts)

christian bailout (get bent), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

I had a fake blt @ teany (pretty good), will probably get "crummy $1 corner slice" i.e. food of the gods later

J0hn D., Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

pj's is pretty shitty

Jordan, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

jordan otm, when I see them in ny I wonder why the locals don't riot at the sight of them

J0hn D., Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:06 (seventeen years ago)

who the hell besides crap chains still sells pizza for $1 a slice?

christian bailout (get bent), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:06 (seventeen years ago)

my crap slices are pretty $ these days

mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:07 (seventeen years ago)

yeah but is pj's shitty enough to call it shitty pizza? that is the question. i haven't had it in awhile though.

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:07 (seventeen years ago)

my favorite place out here (in a skeezy strip mall) charges $3 a slice! but i'll gladly pay it cuz it's quality pizza.

christian bailout (get bent), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:08 (seventeen years ago)

i thought we must have done a poll of the best shitty chain pizza but i can't find one

Jordan, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

i'm thinking i want a real sandwich tonight -- something with good crusty bread and boar's head cold cuts.

christian bailout (get bent), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

for best shitty chain pizza PJ's is the least vomitous.

christian bailout (get bent), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:12 (seventeen years ago)

the places that charge you guys $2+ for slices give it to really handsome guys for a dollar, that's why we call them dollar slices

J0hn D., Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:14 (seventeen years ago)

i am just saying, sometimes at my office we get pizza and sometimes it's fucking dominos and man it's fucking free pizza and you know what? i eat it and it is fucking delicious.

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

i was looking around the staff kitchen for condiments just now and i couldn't find any mustard, but there was a packet of Border Sauce so i put that on my burger

Jordan, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

these pizzas are pretty yummy.

ian, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:17 (seventeen years ago)

tbh I can't really understand making a distinction between domino's and papa john's - I'll eat a domino's pizza once in a while and enjoy the fuck out of it, pizza is delicious food eat some every day

J0hn D., Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:17 (seventeen years ago)

enjoy it while you can ian I'm halfway there

J0hn D., Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:17 (seventeen years ago)

i sure do like cheese, meat and tomatoes

mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

bread's just a platter for me

mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

the crust is the best part for me.

christian bailout (get bent), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

do not eat some every day, or else you will be asking ilx how to lose weight

Jordan, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

it was a metaphor

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:20 (seventeen years ago)

seriously hungry again after reading this thread

Cunga, Saturday, 29 May 2010 04:22 (sixteen years ago)

sbarro nowhere near here

ian, Saturday, 29 May 2010 04:25 (sixteen years ago)

sbarro nowhere near here edible

fixed

limp bizkotti (Stevie D), Saturday, 29 May 2010 04:27 (sixteen years ago)

I used to deliver for Papa John's.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Saturday, 29 May 2010 05:19 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

SPICY ITALIAN MOFUCKER

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 21 July 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

I live two blocks from a PJ's. It is across the street from a convenience store with beer. Life is fulfilling.

mh, Thursday, 21 July 2011 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

OT: there are a lot of pizza places in nyc. not all of them are good.

Mordy, Thursday, 21 July 2011 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

there's a lot of awful pizza in nyc.
i mean, i live here and i know eating papa johns is somewhat gross and stupid but otoh it's cheap and i can order online.

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 21 July 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

where the fuck is my pizzaaaa

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 21 July 2011 04:08 (fourteen years ago)

http://northernlightspizza.com/index.htm

^^ recent delivery vice

mh, Thursday, 21 July 2011 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

i ordered wings and breadsticks from pizza hut tonight even though there's a fancypants pizza place in walking distance and at least one decent mom & pop delivery option. (a) i was feeling like a shut-in (b) my fridge is broken and i wanted something i could eat in one sitting so i wouldn't need to put the leftovers away.

parker stevenson tripod fan site (get bent), Thursday, 21 July 2011 04:27 (fourteen years ago)

man when i first moved to bed-stuy domino's was like, the only possible delivery option. at all. i got used to it quick

bear, bear, bear, Thursday, 21 July 2011 04:42 (fourteen years ago)

I keep assuming, due to past experience, that the wings from any chain pizza place are going to be baked and horrible

mh, Thursday, 21 July 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

ugh why do i ever do this to myself?

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

it is so hot i havent eaten anything today but seeing this thread title man i fucken want a pizza now

with garlic bread and root beer to drink

a series of interminable puns (Lamp), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

What, stuffing five slices into your face in less than ten minutes?

xpost

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

i didn't know what a "stuffed" pizza was so when i asked the girl on the phone what the difference between the "Primavera" and the "Stuffed Veggie" were because the online menu showed they were the same price and had the same toppings, just listed in different orders, she read the menu back to me over the phone. So I rolled my eyes and ordered the stuffed and now i know what a stuffed pizza is: entirely unnecessary.

Kerm, Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

I keep assuming, due to past experience, that the wings from any chain pizza place are going to be baked and horrible

i got the fake "boneless" wings; these at least have the benefit of being cooked all the way through. they're not great, but they're a vehicle for sauce.

the table is the do the standing still (get bent), Thursday, 21 July 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

@fredvanlente

I'm not ashamed to say that the Papa John's guy really freaks me out

@anthonyferrante

He looks like the Brady Bunch boys melded into one

My Boyfriend Could Be A Spanish Man (R Baez), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 03:42 (fourteen years ago)

actually had a Godfather mini-pizza at a truck stop whilst driving thru southern Indiana today. Not too bad.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

I had papa johns for the first time yesterday

there is one pretty close to us, just never had the urge

the bread is incredibly sweet

it was bad but hey, 12 bucks

iatee, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

Fuck'em.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 November 2012 01:46 (thirteen years ago)

That fucking asshole. I didn't really have an argument against price increases -- if the cost of doing business goes up, it's legit to pass that on in the price of the product. But if he's going to hurt his employees out of petulance, spite and pride, fuck'em.

WilliamC, Saturday, 10 November 2012 01:59 (thirteen years ago)

now it is truly the kingdom of the crys

sug ones (omar little), Saturday, 10 November 2012 02:03 (thirteen years ago)

two years pass...

Asked if thought there might be free pizzas in his future for discovering the Camaro, Webster just laughed and said: "I don't need pizzas. I need money."

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 17 August 2015 20:51 (ten years ago)

two years pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNbcsLbUEAAcA8y.jpg:large

drejelire, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 22:14 (eight years ago)

that's... unfortunate

proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 22:34 (eight years ago)

My homeboy Colyn

calstars, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 01:16 (eight years ago)

https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2017/11/papa-johns-reviewed/544988/

There is, perhaps like a Papa John’s pie itself, no excess of dignity here.

j., Saturday, 4 November 2017 19:39 (eight years ago)

eight months pass...

since this is the de facto papa john's thread I figure I'll use it to ask: is anybody else enjoying the dénouement of Schnatter's career as much as I am? I don't even know what the properly profane epithet is for this twerp. I'm actually surprised he's not trying to dig the hole deeper and defend his racist garbage comments.

El Tomboto, Friday, 13 July 2018 23:01 (seven years ago)

For me the real joy is seeing his name disappear from his obsequiously beloved Louisville.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 July 2018 23:03 (seven years ago)

there’s that but I want them to also rename the chain. And get better cheese.

El Tomboto, Friday, 13 July 2018 23:08 (seven years ago)

I'm glad i won't have to see the absolute wankstain on my tv ever again.

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 13 July 2018 23:10 (seven years ago)

xpost Hahah oh you kidder.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 July 2018 23:10 (seven years ago)

also if you're eating at a chain pizza place and you're not a child, or living in a place with only chain restos, then wyd?

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 13 July 2018 23:12 (seven years ago)

For those like me who are usually blissfully
Ignorant

calstars, Saturday, 14 July 2018 00:55 (seven years ago)

it's incredible how much worse PJ's is (or was) than even, like, Domino's

rip van wanko, Saturday, 14 July 2018 02:20 (seven years ago)

Dominos and Costco pizza are much better than PJ. (confession: even while living in NYC I would still sometimes order Dominos. It got much much better.)

Yerac, Saturday, 14 July 2018 08:15 (seven years ago)

yes Dominos has made great strides. ive been on a Marcos kick myself. it's hard to imagine not being spoiled for pizza choices living in the USA

bye bye this Papa John evil motherfucker.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 14 July 2018 15:15 (seven years ago)

https://jalopnik.com/everyone-relax-papa-johns-camaro-has-been-found-1724565410/amp

calstars, Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:31 (seven years ago)

ive always assumed terrible people are behind terrible pizza

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 14 July 2018 20:05 (seven years ago)

can't help feeling there's a slogan in that line

more like Toss, Ow amirite? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 July 2018 20:11 (seven years ago)

pic.twitter.com/AT5bNnN5a4

— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) July 12, 2018

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 July 2018 16:14 (seven years ago)

I am sad for Papa John that his financial situation might require him to stop halfway through his surgical transition into a burn victim with hastily-Sharpied eyebrows. I mean he's put so much work into it already.

Nebraska Man Partially Devoured by George Burns Chimp-ersonator (Old Lunch), Monday, 16 July 2018 16:57 (seven years ago)

FYI i haven't eaten papa johns in probably 8 years.

ian, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 21:12 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

Papa John is giving a tour of his gigantic gaudy mansion on TikTok pic.twitter.com/dfqSmLdUBt

— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) May 13, 2020


eat the rich and their gargantuan mating eagle clock

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 22:04 (six years ago)

https://jalopnik.com/everyone-relax-papa-johns-camaro-has-been-found-1724565410/amp🕸
simpler times

calstars, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 22:24 (six years ago)


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