THE FUTURE

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Poll Closing Date: Friday, 31 December 9999 00:00 (in 7973 years)

― fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Sunday, 26 April 2009 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

n/l

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, 26 April 2009 22:21 (seventeen years ago)

y10k bug is gonna fuck shit up

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Sunday, 26 April 2009 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.squidvsunicorn.com/wp-content/Woah.jpg

― macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Sunday, 26 April 2009 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

this poll made me scared!

― barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 22:42 (seventeen years ago)

scared of what life will be like in 9999, and that we'll never know the results

― barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 22:42 (seventeen years ago)

at last a black jar brain in the white house

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Sunday, 26 April 2009 22:44 (seventeen years ago)

Walt Disney having served two terms (totalling 6 millennia)

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Sunday, 26 April 2009 22:48 (seventeen years ago)

Partway into an ice age, I'd wager. And why not, I'll never have pay up if I'm wrong.

― M.V., Sunday, 26 April 2009 22:52 (seventeen years ago)

Barely a drop in the SeaOrg bucket.

― fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Sunday, 26 April 2009 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

this is gonna mess with a lot of heads, starting with mine.

― not_goodwin, Sunday, 26 April 2009 23:02 (seventeen years ago)

we've got to keep the server alive

― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 23:02 (seventeen years ago)

will ILX outlive Christianity?

― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

i wonder if the net will end before the results are in?
http://www.anatomorphex.com/picts/shatter/FX013_EXPLODING_HEAD.jpg

― not_goodwin, Sunday, 26 April 2009 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

it's made me feel really empty, like what's the point of voting at all

― barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/crimsonpimpviper/futurama/futurama-203-nixon.jpg

― James Mitchell, Sunday, 26 April 2009 23:11 (seventeen years ago)

it's made me feel really empty, like what's the point of voting at all

― barfy (harbl), Monday, 27 April 2009 00:08 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

for the ~~borgs~~ children of the future

― not_goodwin, Sunday, 26 April 2009 23:17 (seventeen years ago)

what happens when the suggest bans run out?

― one art, please (Trayce), Sunday, 26 April 2009 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

robot-future-nixon-rockin-out-on-a-gretsch.jpg otm

― invitation to rabies (╓abies), Monday, 27 April 2009 01:32 (seventeen years ago)

"I'm meeting you halfway, you stupid hippies!"

― one art, please (Trayce), Monday, 27 April 2009 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

Tonight we were having problems with my friend's projector and he friend said "Well, why don't we just go upstairs and watch it on my plasma TV?" I immediately realized that's a very futuristic thing to say.

― Adam Bruneau, Monday, 27 April 2009 05:34 (seventeen years ago)

I think Abbot's question is pretty damn existential, really. Not that it matters, bucause fuck me if I have an answer.

― tits akimbo (kenan), Monday, 27 April 2009 06:10 (seventeen years ago)

Here's the totality of things I know for certain about the future:

1) I will be dead.

― tits akimbo (kenan), Monday, 27 April 2009 06:11 (seventeen years ago)

2) So will you, you arrogant cocksuck.

― tits akimbo (kenan), Monday, 27 April 2009 06:12 (seventeen years ago)

it's a good question, and shit i just realised i voted for the wrong answer

― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 27 April 2009 10:42 (seventeen years ago)

That's because the answer is "buttpocalypse"

― invitation to rabies (╓abies), Monday, 27 April 2009 10:50 (seventeen years ago)

picture the dead and burried server this resides on, flickering into life in 9999 and causing untold electronic blackouts/scientific pondering/religious mayhem around the planet.

― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 27 April 2009 11:05 (seventeen years ago)

Zager & Evans to thread...

― snoball, Monday, 27 April 2009 11:28 (seventeen years ago)

Also, by 9999, they'll have found the point at which pi becomes a recurring decimal, so Ned Raggett will finally be able to release Vol. 4 million of "pi" with the last track playing out as a locked groove on teh vinyl.

― snoball, Monday, 27 April 2009 11:30 (seventeen years ago)

fallout 3 style, someone will have hacked into an ilx terminal amongst the rubble, desperately refreshing the new answers page.

― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 27 April 2009 11:36 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

ugh Zager & Evans

― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:42 (sixteen years ago)

amazing

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

7990 years!

― Keith, Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago)

This poll is closing IN THE LAND OF THE TOMORROW

― Keith, Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)

The Future, Conan?

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:25 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

only 7987 years to go

― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

this thread kind of upsets me

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

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