101 terrible swine flu headlines

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― Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:40 (seventeen years ago)

DEAD DEAD SWINE - Mexican government orders livestock cull

― Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:41 (seventeen years ago)

SNOUT OF CONTROL

― Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:44 (seventeen years ago)

DEAN DEAN SWINE - Dean Gaffney plays a professional livestock exterminator, whose principles are compromised when he himself contracts swine-flu

― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:44 (seventeen years ago)

i'm already disappointed that this thread isn't going to be real headlines!

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:47 (seventeen years ago)

Real headlines encouraged.

― Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:47 (seventeen years ago)

thank you.

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:48 (seventeen years ago)

PORKS CATCHINGS

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:50 (seventeen years ago)

PIGS MIGHT FLU!

― the next grozart, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 14:04 (seventeen years ago)

Flu Fighters

http://workernews.org/billyorton/Bay_of_pigs.jpg

― bela fregosi (brownie), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 14:22 (seventeen years ago)

PORK SNIFFLINGS

― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 14:26 (seventeen years ago)

porks catchings is genius

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

APORKALYPSE NOW

― naturally unfunny, though mechanically sound (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

~BREAKING NEWS~ SWINE FLU CASE CURED WITH OINKMENT

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

SWINE FLU
never piglet

― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEY!

― suggest bánh mi (suzy), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

APORKALYPSE NOW

Applauds.

― Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Thursday, 30 April 2009 07:45 (seventeen years ago)

THE WRATH OF HOG

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 30 April 2009 07:49 (seventeen years ago)

RASHER-MONEY
government spends billions on flu vaccines

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 30 April 2009 07:52 (seventeen years ago)

SWALLOW OUR PORKS HOARD
Government stocks up on orally-administered remedies

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 30 April 2009 07:57 (seventeen years ago)

PIGS MIGHT DIE
An Independent Special Report: In all the panic over human pandemics, let's not forget that our delicious friends are being affected too

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 30 April 2009 08:03 (seventeen years ago)

HAMOGEDDON

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 30 April 2009 08:08 (seventeen years ago)

EIN SWINE DREI FEAR
- Mass panic hits Germany

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Thursday, 30 April 2009 08:37 (seventeen years ago)

THE WURST IS YET TO COME
- Germany fears pork rationing

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Thursday, 30 April 2009 08:39 (seventeen years ago)

ACHTUNG SCHWEIN FLU!
- The German Army is mobilized

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Thursday, 30 April 2009 08:40 (seventeen years ago)

WIENERSCHNIFFLES!
- Pandemic spreads to Austria

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Thursday, 30 April 2009 08:47 (seventeen years ago)

PIGS MIGHT FLU!

― the next grozart, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 15:04 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

or even just

PIGS FLU!

― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 30 April 2009 08:56 (seventeen years ago)

THIS IS SWINAL TAP - This WHO pandemic alert goes up to 7

― Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Thursday, 30 April 2009 09:17 (seventeen years ago)

SWINE-HUND-RED
Hundredth death confirmed

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 30 April 2009 09:20 (seventeen years ago)

PIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA

Virus spreads to Taiwan

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 April 2009 09:24 (seventeen years ago)

BOARED TO DEATH

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 April 2009 09:28 (seventeen years ago)

PIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA

Virus spreads to Taiwan

haha

― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 30 April 2009 09:28 (seventeen years ago)

HOW DOOMED IS SOW? - The Sun's cut out and keep guide to spotting killer livestock

― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 30 April 2009 09:30 (seventeen years ago)

NO SWINE ON THE HORIZON - Hero Bono leads Irish porker cull

― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 30 April 2009 09:32 (seventeen years ago)

SQUEAL AROUND THE FOUNTAIN - Smiths frontman catches virus from watercooler

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Thursday, 30 April 2009 09:32 (seventeen years ago)

PIG-MENT OF IMAGINATION

Swine flu danger overstated, say experts

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 April 2009 09:33 (seventeen years ago)

NO MEX, PLEASE, WE'RE BRITISH - Join The Sun's fight to incinerate every sombrero in Britain

― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 30 April 2009 09:35 (seventeen years ago)

PIGS YOU, SNOT ME

Wife dumps hubby after the contracts deadly swine flu

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 April 2009 09:37 (seventeen years ago)

PIGS (THREE DIFFERENT PUNS)

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 30 April 2009 09:39 (seventeen years ago)

MEXICAN'T
US Closes Borders

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Thursday, 30 April 2009 09:49 (seventeen years ago)

IT'S TOO CURLY TO TAIL

Premature statements inadvisable, experts warn

― National Lampoon's Minimal House (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 April 2009 10:30 (seventeen years ago)

BACOUGH

― private static void (electricsound), Thursday, 30 April 2009 10:33 (seventeen years ago)

How do I Shoat Web?

― Full Metal Slanket (Oilyrags), Thursday, 30 April 2009 10:41 (seventeen years ago)

IT'S BACONTAGIOUS!

― James Mitchell, Thursday, 30 April 2009 10:49 (seventeen years ago)

BROWN EARNS HIS CHOPS

Voters watch Premier carefully as he deals with his first crisis directly related to pigs in some way.

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 April 2009 10:51 (seventeen years ago)

ONLY 7 DEAD: ALL TEST RESULTS BACONCLUSIVE

― James Mitchell, Thursday, 30 April 2009 10:52 (seventeen years ago)

PIGS (THREE DIFFERENT PUNS)

yessssssssss

― butt_hurton (haitch), Thursday, 30 April 2009 10:55 (seventeen years ago)

PORKY'S REVENGE

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Thursday, 30 April 2009 10:55 (seventeen years ago)

SWINE FLU OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST

― butt_hurton (haitch), Thursday, 30 April 2009 10:56 (seventeen years ago)

BACON DOUBLE SNEEZEBURGER

- Links made between outbreak and fastfood industry

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Thursday, 30 April 2009 10:57 (seventeen years ago)

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FIRST DO NO HAM
Doctor's oath to fight pandemic

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Thursday, 30 April 2009 13:48 (seventeen years ago)

THERE'S PROBABLY NO HOG
now stop worrying and enjoy your lardons

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 30 April 2009 13:48 (seventeen years ago)

HOCK DOC KNOCKS COCK POX

Swine flu researcher says bird flu no big deal.

SWINE FLU RESEARCHER SAYS BIRD FLU NO PIG DEAL

― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 April 2009 13:49 (seventeen years ago)

RUSSELL BRAND ATE MY HAM

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 30 April 2009 13:49 (seventeen years ago)

SWINE FLU'S OVER, IT'S THE COCK WHO'S NEXT

Swine flu researcher hastily backtracks on earlier pronouncement.

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Thursday, 30 April 2009 13:50 (seventeen years ago)

Swine flu panic just hogwash

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Thursday, 30 April 2009 13:50 (seventeen years ago)

PORKPIE HATE

Angry mobs descend on butchers still selling products made from pigs

― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 April 2009 13:50 (seventeen years ago)

HOGWARTS EXPRESS
New strain causing skin complaints

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Thursday, 30 April 2009 13:55 (seventeen years ago)

PORK SCRATCHINGS
and it's itchy!

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Thursday, 30 April 2009 13:55 (seventeen years ago)

WATCH WITH MOTHER, FEATURING ANDY PANDEMIC AND THE FLUVIRUS MEN

Children targeted in latest TV campaign on the dangers of swine flu

― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 April 2009 13:57 (seventeen years ago)

PINKY NOT PERKY

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:00 (seventeen years ago)

BACON FOILED

Scientists crack virus

― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:01 (seventeen years ago)

"AIN'T NO STOPPIN' US": COWES - Swine Flu Holds No Fear For Isle of Wight

― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:01 (seventeen years ago)

PORCINE OF THE TIMES
In France a skinny man dies of a big disease with a little name

― Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:02 (seventeen years ago)

PORK MEDALLION

Queen to award special medal for conspicuous acts of bravery carried out during the swine flu crisis

― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:04 (seventeen years ago)

HILSON: RE-BURN, POR FAVOR - R&B Keri "dissatisfied" with Mexican pig cull attempts

― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:07 (seventeen years ago)

HUGGY BOAR

Scientists say close affectionate physical contact with a pig may be best way of preventing spead of swine flu virus

― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:10 (seventeen years ago)

REAP WHAT YOU SOW
How liberal border policies doomed us all
By P. U. Frock, minuteman

― Øystein, Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:15 (seventeen years ago)

By F. U. PORK, minuteman

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:16 (seventeen years ago)

GUADALAHORROR

― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:18 (seventeen years ago)

PIGGAZ WITH TAMIFLU

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:18 (seventeen years ago)

PORCO WOSSO
Overpaid BBC filth-merchant justly infected - Daily Mail.

― Stevie T, Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:18 (seventeen years ago)

WAYS OF SWINE AND GROCERS MARRING BACK LEMON

Swine flu destroying citrus stored in supermarket warehouses.

― bela fregosi (brownie), Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:20 (seventeen years ago)

QUANTITATIVE SNEEZING

Government turn to Bank of England to help ease cost of swine flu crisis

― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:43 (seventeen years ago)

STY OF EXECTUION

Special centre set up for culling of pigs

― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:45 (seventeen years ago)

WALLS HAVE EARS

Remains of snouts and trotters also found in company's pork pies

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:49 (seventeen years ago)

PERILS BEFORE SWINE

Government scientist warn of dangers of standing in front of a pig

― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:50 (seventeen years ago)

andrei arshavin needn't be worried, but this thread is still grade a porkmeat

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

FLU'S NEXT - truffle terror torments Townshend

― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:54 (seventeen years ago)

Government scientist: Knock knock
Farmer: Who's there?
Government scientist: Disease
Farmer: Disease who?
Government scientist: Disease pigs contain traces of a new strain of influenza A virus subtype H1N1 that derives from one strain of human influenza, one strain of avian influenza, and two separate strains of swine influenza?

― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

you don't understand, A virus subtype H1N1 is the name of my dog!

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 April 2009 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

101 terrible swine flu fantasy football teams/five-a-side squads/sporting pub quiz teams

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 30 April 2009 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

bastian schweinflusteiger

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 30 April 2009 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

Pork Snee-zung

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 30 April 2009 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

porque enza 'fluz

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 30 April 2009 15:15 (seventeen years ago)

PANDEMICMONIUM!

Clueless health chiefs overrun by horror pork flu swine disease

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 May 2009 02:40 (seventeen years ago)

APORKALYPSE NOW
― naturally unfunny, though mechanically sound (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, April 29, 2009 3:00 PM (6 days ago)

when this was posted, there were about 4,000 results for it. There are now 160,000, inc. t-shirts and shit. What an opportunity we've missed.

― Ralph, Waldo, Emerson, Lake & Palmer (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

GIVING INFLUENZ TO MY FRIENDS AND IT FEELS STUPENDOUS

Rapper accused of intentionally spreading pig flu among posse

― DJ Khaled El-Amin (dyao), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 01:16 (seventeen years ago)

PANDEMICMONIUM!

Clueless health chiefs overrun by horror pork flu swine disease

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Saturday, May 2, 2009 2:40 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark

read this as "health chefs"

― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

HOW DO WE COOK THESE PORK

― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

CLOSING THE BOAR-DER!

Calderon and rioters denounce US action

― youcangoyourownway, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 02:25 (seventeen years ago)

GIVING INFLUENZ TO MY FRIENDS AND IT FEELS STUPENDOUS

how to make hams and influenze people?

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 09:51 (seventeen years ago)

TITS!

Trotters Independent Traders fail to declare infected swine flu pig's legs snacks, may have doubled chances of pork horror illness horror.

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 10:24 (seventeen years ago)

photography by garry SWINE-ogrand

― MRSA Marchant (get bent), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 10:35 (seventeen years ago)

the soft pig-otry of low expectations - GOP editorial about how swine flu victims can bootstrap their way out of their illness

― MRSA Marchant (get bent), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 10:40 (seventeen years ago)

"I'm Going to Get Two Swines Into You"

Bill O'Reilly caught attempting to force producer to consume flu-infected pork, maybe intravenously

― DJ Khaled El-Amin (dyao), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 14:53 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSTRE5444XQ20090505

^Read about Afghanistan's only pig, and how they are all scared of catching the flu from it.

― DavidM, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 16:38 (seventeen years ago)

eight months pass...

OK not a headline but omg lolz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XprK3GNC-mU

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 21 January 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

seven months pass...

PORCINE OF THE TIMES
In France a skinny man dies of a big disease with a little name

― Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Thursday, April 30, 2009 2:02 PM

i mean to say

― k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 6 September 2010 11:25 (fifteen years ago)

five years pass...

s'whose quaff a domes-dick, us?

― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 21 September 2015 21:41 (ten years ago)

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